Your turn, pick 5 of the ones with a 6 in them
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
SO MANY TIMES
46. What are you paranoid about?
SO MUCH. I’m worried I’ll never have a job, that I won’t be able to biologically have kids, that everyone hates me… A lot.
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
IT’S STORY TIME, BITCHES. Okay. So at the time, I was dating thegreatphoenixross. I go over to his house to watch The Princess Bride and Scott Pilgrim, because I’d never seen either of them and Parker thought I’d like them both. So. Without giving too much away, the end of The Princess Bride is like “There are five kisses that have been rated most passionate of all time and this one surpassed them all” or something like that. So then Parker goes “I think I can do better” and my brain is going “Yes! perfect! Adorable! Say something cute and witty back and KISS HIM!” and then my brain short-circuited and so I just nodded and put my head on his shoulder. So then we watched Scott Pilgrim and it was kinda awkward because there was a giant elephant in the room. But then his dad drove me home at the end of the night and Parker walked me to the door an we hugged and it was awkward because I could tell that part of him initiated the hug with the intent to kiss me, so when we pulled away from the hug, I stood on my tippy toes, kissed him, said “bye!” walked in my house, shut the door, did the dramatic lean-against-the-door-and-slide-down-it thing, and so my dog came over and I freaked out about it to him and then I called my mom because she was out with her friends but she didn’t pick up, so then I freaked out at the dog more who listened politely the whole time because I kept feeding him pretzels. THE END.
76. What colour is your underwear?
Light pink and grey. ;) haha
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
MORE AWKWARD STORIES FROM MY LIFE! So my sophomore year of high school, I dated this guy named Erik. Hindsight showed me that his family kinda forced him to but I won’t get into it. ANYWAY. Through a series of events, I decided to break up with him. I pulled him aside after school to talk about it and I told him that I didn’t feel like he was putting any effort into the relationship and so I thought we should break up, but he’s like “I think we should give it one more shot” so for two weeks, I made no effort. I did not text him or look for him in the halls. And for two weeks, nothing happened. So then again meeting after school, he goes “I think we should break up” and I said “Okay” and he said “It’s just not working out” and I said “Okay” and he said “I made a pro and cons list of if I should break up with you, and pro came out with more. I’m sorry” and in my head I laughed and told him he was an idiot because you’re really not supposed to say anything like that to the person, but I let him slide and just said “okay” and he said “Its not you, it’s me” and because he was starting to get annoying I said “I know” and he said “Are you okay?” and I said “Yeah.” and he goes “Are you sure?” and I went “yeah” and then he honest to goodness said “Are you sure you’re okay? Because I don’t want you to go home and cry” and thaaaat was when I lost it and said “Erik. I was ready to break up with you two weeks ago. You wanted to give it another shot so we did. I assure you, I’m fine.” So he said okay and I left. And then he texted me 20 minutes later to ask if I was okay again and I told him that I was. And I’m pretty sure that he was upset over it and so he needed me to be upset too, which is why all of that occurred. So not exactly a heartbreak but it was the closes I’ve ever come, except maybe when I broke up with Parker because I’m pretty sure he didn’t expect it even though we hadn’t seen each other one-on-one for roughly three months. That was a rough backlash, especially because Becca thought she was helping by telling me that Parker was hurting and still liked me and telling Parker that I wanted to be friends again, but it only made matters worse. But the point is: We’re friends now, which is good.
TL;DR: Maybe twice at most.