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ireallylikemuffins replied to your post: So apparently people paint rocks and hide them...

My town has this too! And I’ve actually thought the same thing. We should paint similar designs and start a conspiracy.

Yes okay! First we have to come up with a set of specific symbols to paint on the other side. 

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pensieveforyourthoughts replied to your post

“I shouldn’t really complain about having the chesty cough/cold/virus...”

Hope you feel better soon, bb. <3

ireallylikemuffins said: I had bronchitis and was just getting over it when my infant niece gave me her cold. I haven’t had good lungs in over 2 months. TT3TT How do you not get a cold in 5 years? Is this because I’m old now, more susceptible to germs? D: haylestorming said: FIVE YEARS?? What is your secret?? Your immune system must be top notch, my goodness. But I’m sorry you’re so sick and hope you get better soon! bigquidditchhero said: You have my FULL sympathy and I hope you feel better soon! P.s. alcohol helps, this is a Science Truth otterandterrier said: Well, colds are nasty! (but wow, five years??) Get well soon!! :D iolanthepotter said: get well soonnnn ❤❤❤

Thanks all for the sympathy! It is much appreciated and big snotty hugs to everyone else also suffering. It’s pants. As to how to not get a cold for five years, my four secrets are: 

I’m lucky enough to naturally have a v. good immune system (probably some kind of karmic balance for the severe, crippling anxiety but there we go)

I love orange juice and drink ten gallons daily

I am very very big on hand washing and never have fewer than two of those antibacterial hand gel things in my handbag (don’t link me all the studies that say these are bad. I don’t want to know). Also mostly my job/uni means I have very little contact with the germ reservoirs that are small children

I drink so much wine I am probably pickled, which also helps on the germ killing front 

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Can someone just indulge Mee and say some nice...

You are the sweetest and cuddliest friend. You give good advice. I miss you. ������

Listen, I keep seeing you in STL. Any chance you’re ever going to be there at the same time as me????

WE need to spend a day at the City Museum. 

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ireallylikemuffins replied to your post: filmelf replied to your post “docwithtardisfez ...

Egg yolk on toast is glorious! That’s why I leave my eggs-in-a-basket slightly runny. Just for sogging into my toast.

IS eggs-in-a-basket the thing that I know has egg in a hole? 

ah, google says yes.  

YES THAT IS THE BEST. 

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ireallylikemuffins replied to your post “If you just started following me recently you should introduce...”

I follow you for the catastrophe and the fries

but how are you???

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You'd be introduced with the song Short Skirt/Long Jacket. The camera would roll through what seems like an endless void and then finally settle on your face as the song plays in the background. You would break the fourth wall by causally glancing into the camera, but not in an obvious Ferris Bueller way. Just enough to let the audience wonder if you know you're a character in someone else's story. That would be Movie!Toni, anyway.

This feels so right. 

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ireallylikemuffins replied to your post “catastrofries replied to your video “smolsamberg: Stranger Things...”

...you hate beans? But now what do I do with all these bean plants!?

No one asked you to plant those!

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ireallylikemuffins replied to your post “I’m annoyed because the heat in my apartment is shitty and even with...”

You need a snuggy! :D

Have one. Still cold.