July 31st Mousai Rumors end-of-summer edition!
Summer’s almost over, campus, and we’re feeling the heat! Things haven’t slowed down in the romance department for students and faculty at Mousai. In fact, we’ve seen quite a few blow ups and blow jobs over the past few months. Some highlights: Our resident princess Anabelle Beauregard is tying the knot with culinary professor Brockway, but it seems a bit fast to us, especially after what was bound to be a hot summer with live-in boytoy Professor Alastair hanging around. Drastic measures seem to call for a drastic reason - Did anyone call shotgun? On the other hand, Prof Alastair doesn’t seem too heartbroken, he was seen just the other day buying ice cream for new dance student Iris Calloway. Guess the Brockway-Beauregard bed isn’t as cozy as we thought, if he’s already on to his next student crush. Spotted at the Fourth of July bonfire, Professors Lysher and Acker attached at the tongues. Cute, right? We always suspected Lysher was seeing someone in secret, but we didn’t expect it to be another teacher! Bravo, Prof Acker, you’ve bagged the white whale of Mousai, now let’s see how long it lasts. Young love is in the air too, as we have several sources claiming that Riley Holliday is off the market, snagged by journalism student Aubree Clark. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, the redheads on this campus get snatched up quick. Unconfirmed Rumor: Spotted in Reno over the weekend, someone looking suspiciously like one of the students here at Mousai, up on a stripper pole in a seedy night club. Got proof? Send pics to us at @mousairumors.
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