I knew a Galway back in the day. She told me a joke that had me Dublin over with laughter. One day, she was crying. I asked her why, and she told me it was because of a Letterkenny wrote. After she let me read it, I realized I wanted to Kilkenny. I found the bastard drunk in a pub, but the moment I approached him he looked at me and slurred, “Ennis enough?” As he shoved the Cork back in his bottle he began to Clare-ify that she was the one that broke his heart. It turns out that she was a he, and when I asked Kenny if she had ever done anything to him, he simply said, “Edenderry just ran away.”
...Sorry, Jack.