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i refuse to give further context besides the totally real not fanfiction story behind this:
in the reality where Jackie is a real celebrity, Mary Shelley’s Frankenhole had blown up on the then equivalent of tiktok, and it was finally given a third through fifth season after [too many] goddamn years. however Dino i’lllookuphislastnamelater died in a fucking plane crash when EVERY bird on the eastern seaboard decided to fly directly into the engine of his jet while he was flying to the premiere of his new art film. thus the reboot was rather soulless.
anywho, in the middle of the fourth season there was a slightly higher rated episode guest starring Jackie where he voiced himself. during the production of his puppet, he asked for a middle finger added to the back of its hand so it can flip people off while playing guitar, but his idea was rejected, and as a result Jackie was a bitch to work with the entire time. several of the scenes were based around him complaining in the recording room where every other VA decided to just roll with his bullshit.
the episode follows Jackie showing up at the castle and just doing fucking nothing while victor tries to convince him to have various surgeries. it also has an uncomfortable five minute long extended scene with no major camera movement or score, where Polidori hits on Jackie and Jackie seems a little too into it. [FUCK[
the episode ends with a repeated sample of “tie me to the bedpost” from inside out by eve 6 over a lo fi beat. it is implied that things happen as the camera sits awkwardly outside of Polidori’s door.
jackie [in real life] later goes on to never mention any of this to anyone, mainly because his puppet was given an ambiguously large chest and alarmingly fat hips. among other reasons i’m sure you can guess.
I PROMISE THIS ISNT A TROLL POST THIS WAS MOSTLY WRITTEN BY @kaleb-the-master-of-fate
TLDR: THIS IS WHAT I IMAGINE THE PUPPET THEY’D MAKE OF JACKIE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE WERE A REAL CELEBRITY AND THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF HIM
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ok i made a tumblr for my art here. say hi @irkomatose
let’s give this one more shot. i mainly create oc related art. mainly about my comic i wish to make one day when im able. life is hard.
i spent an embarrassingly long time trying to get his waist and crotch to look decent lol
im not even done i want to make the alt with gigi cuddled up to him also lined (but this one without her is going to go on a refsheet cuz his current one is flat as fuck)
assjjsjsjkajhhhhhhhhhh more wips of these characters ft some rich asshole who i havent designed yet (i'm not gonna keep that design)
gigi (the woman) belongs to @watcherofair
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jin in his nurse uniform.