#irl mutuals

[opal-and-stolas]

when u want to know what ur friends are doing but thr not online so you just stare at thr pfp until they get back

like

No im not stalking you i jus rly miss u :]

[frottinggg]

at chilis with @unhistoiredamore and @trevanent and @unhistoiredamore has never played undertale so @trevanent brought out their laptop so erm undertale at chilis in the year of our lord 2024

[the-mighty-crabjoys]

L Backseater

i have direct access to your shoulder rn btw. i will dislocate it

[sudachokmudak]

Having a friend that actively hides their social media from you and you do the same with them so you both could be weird in your own spaces while still being very good friends is one of the most beautiful signs of respect and boundaries you can have with your besties

[themadlostgirl]

me: ha you're reading smutty fanfic. That's embarrassing! friend: you wrote it me: still

[blackholelynn]

We're having a girls trip to an aviary, and on the car ride down I noticed the clasp of my necklace was showing and I said, "Oh! My nipple is out!" Which. You know, proceeds to warrant some strange looks, and I'm like "You know, the clasp?"

And @plushslug is like "um????? It's not called that??" Which @themadlostgirl also agrees with so I proceed to Google it. My first search turns up nipple piercings (not what I'm looking for). Second search turns up nipple piercings again, and THEN the third search brings me to a Reddit post that I think will be helpful....

Except we all die laughing because not only does it prove me wrong but just the sheer finality of the "it is not." On a archived post. Like it was hilarious to us.

AND THEN. THE REPLY???

Peak comedy 🤣

[kazcaw]

meet my character for the mistborn tabletop rpg @hexcoderose, @misscrits, @aralintheobsessive and I are currently playing! Her names clementine and she's the worst

[opal-and-stolas]

i cant listen to my music without feeling guilty now haha