With me posting more and more, I've decided that it might be a good time to start up a master list! I'll update this as often as possible, and I'll also be keeping track of multi-part fics in this post, so this is a good navigation tool around my blog 😊 As always, while my requests are open, feel free to send me any requests! The post about my requests is here!
[#*&+] Mourning Stars | Summary: Uriel is an angel sent to Earth to find her brother, cue crash landing into Bucky; AO3 page
Loki Laufeyson
[/'] Lies in the Dark | Summary: While conducting surveillance, you're approached by someone from your past holding an object that was even more unexpected
Dean Winchester
[#^"+] Your Protection | Summary: x Reader; you have a normal life as a cashier until the arrival of the Winchesters turns your life upside down; AO3 page | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ~ Completed!
[*"+] - His Salvation | Summary: x Reader; You have left your old life behind and started over with Dean, but you soon realize that you know almost nothing about the hunter you now live with; AO3 page | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ~ Completed!
Merlin
[#'] Ginger and Honey | Summary: x Reader; you work in the kitchens, and Merlin stops to see you before leaving on a journey with Arthur
[*^'!] I Know | Summary: x Reader; You are the only one who can snap Merlin out of the Fomorroh’s influence, but getting between an assassin and his target doesn’t always end well.
Arthur Pendragon
[#^'] Secret | Summary: You have a secret rendezvous with Arthur in the forest, but when you return to the lower town, you find that a plague has started while you were away
Spencer Reid
[#^'] It's Okay | Summary: x Reader; you're in the middle of a stressful job transition and Spencer comes home to find you in the midst of a panic attack
Emily Prentiss
[*'] How Could You? | Summary: x Reader; After you grieved your girlfriend’s death, your world came to a screeching halt when you found out she never died. You have been avoiding Emily since you returned, but you can’t avoid her forever when you work together too.
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
[#*'!] You're Stuck with Me | Summary: x Reader; It’s the one-year anniversary of JJ’s abduction and both of you have difficulty coping with the aftermath of Tivon Askari.
Voyager
[*!'] Lead the Way, Doctor | Summary: The Doctor is left in charge of Voyager after the crew evacuates the ship. In search of the crew, he finally finds Captain Janeway.
[#^!'] The Time We Have Left | Summary: The Doctor x Denara; The Doctor comforts Denara when she worries about returning home
[!'] Homesick | Summary: On an away mission, Kathryn thinks that she's hallucinating when she sees a strange phenomenon surrounding The Doctor
Next Generation
[#^!'] Bad Luck | Summary: Geordi x Data; Data has been isolating himself from Geordi, so Geordi goes to see why.
Edward Cullen
[#'] Summer Chases Away the Cold | Summary: Entry in this appreciation week; The sunny summer weather makes it hard to see your boyfriend when he's a vampire that sparkles in the sunlight.
[#'!] Princess Carriage | Summary: You have a few too many drinks while out with Angela and Jessica, leaving Edward to be the one to take care of you while you sober up.
Alice Cullen
[#'] Past, Present, and Future | Summary: Entry in this appreciation week; You're nervous about meeting the Cullens for the first time
Bella Swan
[#*'] Missed Confession | Summary: Entry in this appreciation week; When you get the chance to confess your crush to your best friend, will you take it?
partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that
Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one
The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??
So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days
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