jolyners

jolyne irl + girlthing + im an adult + scribble blog @yaoillionaire + final fantasy blog @miqotemachinist

[scenetorrents]

[dogpuppy]

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[segamascott]

[auransinappi]

her: you gotta be bob dylan mysteriously dropping a hat in the 2004 victoria's secret angels in venice ad if you think we fuckin

me af:

[girlgrimer]

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[faun-buns]

colored this from last year 🙂‍↕️

[oneheadtoanother]

[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[klapollo]

sharing this infographic for eating produce

[frottinggg]

blocked that one annoying very popular blog that i hate.. feeling sexy and free

[armandology]

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

[frottinggg]

apparently my reblog of nonbinary fortnite is the indexed post for it thats so funny. if people google nonbinary fortnite smoqueens ghost manifests on my blog and drags it to the top of the search results #scary

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[imbeingtheone]

some miscellaneous ryuki drawings

[furtive-pygmy]

There needs to be an even darker screen brightness option