#iron teeth

[moonlightazriel]

God knew what he was doing when he didn’t made me an Iron Teeth witch or else things would’ve ended up badly today at work.

[bringbackthefireflies]

Should I feel bad for loving a witch who finds delight in killing men?

[alternateworldcomics]

You sure about that? Plus they are pretty much going to rust, that won't be much fun... are you sure you're a really real dentist?

[kandayuu]

Can we talk about Any Way You Want it because I just got to a part I never noticed before where Kanda and Lavi are eating popsicles and KANDA BITES HIS OFF STICK AND ALL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AND THEN HE JUST EATS THE WOODEN PART LIKE IT'S NOTHING WHAT

he's frickin metal like that ok shh dun judge :u wait i actually can't remember when that happens now wait wait doesn't someone say- oH RIGHT lavi's being pervy about allen and kanda was all i am having none of that sick shit today and just started eating the stick like a badass and lavi was all "uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh O.o" right?

omfgdhsagfhjahdfh i forgot because i'm nOT AT THAT BIT YET i started rereading it when u said u were and i'm on lik chapter 23 ;v;

but shh he's like part beast his teeth are like iron or some shit wood is nothing to him :u

[questcequecestqueca]

[zilchedgrey]

Metal mouthed, iron teethed.

And yes, the braces are on. The lady wasn't specific so I'm not quite sure if I only need them on the upper teeth. I'd be going back tomorrow to complete the fixture so I guess I'd find out when she's finished with me.  [ I resist putting a picture because it is not the prettiest of sights. ]

With braces came a list of things to do and the foods to avoid. Of course, the dreaded list of foods to avoid is most daunting. What's worst is the fact that I'd have to keep up with it for the next two years - which could be a blessing in disguise since I won't be missing much while I'm with the army. I'm just hoping that it doesn't affect any feasting or drinking or merrymaking when my 21st birthday finally arrives. :| It'd be such a pity.

So for those who are curious and have not had braces before, here's a decent list of what you should not eat if you wish to have a speedy adjustment without any mishaps that could prolong your treatment:

In general, all hard, sticky, sugary and chewy foods should be avoided.

1. Ice 2. Popcorn 3. Pizza crust 4. Nuts 5. Spare ribs / chicken wings 6. Hard shellfish and crustaceans [ It simply means not using your teeth to break the shells so I'm saved! ] 7. Hard cookies [ Subway cookies saved! ] 8. Corn on the cob 9. Whole apples, pears, hard fruits 10. Raw and tough vegetables like carrots and celery 11. Hard breads like bagels and rolls 12. Chocolate bars [ NO MORE SNICKERS ] 13. Chips 14. Gum 15. Jelly beans [ OMG ] 16. Dry cereal 17. All sweets [ :'| ] 18. Soda and sugared drinks

That's about it. Goodbye to all the sugar in my life. My stomach mourns for me. That's not even mentioning the extra care I have to take now to deal with the braces. Tedious brushing [ two different brushes ], flossing, and all that to be carried out in the army. Still, it's probably easier to manage now than when I was younger because I'd have bent the rules [ or broke my own heart ]. That pretty much sums up the rant [ for now ].

This is going to be a year of discipline, it seems.