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In love with minors

*broadway music is playing*

Friend 1: Hey what key is this in?

Friend 2: G sharp minor

Me: Ugh I love minor keys. Hell I could have sex with a minor.

*everyone turns to look at me*

Me:...I did not think that statement through at all....

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Sharing

Friend: Sharing is caring

Me: Well sharing gets you AIDs soo...

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Life is a bucket of rainbows, an array of beauty and wonder, but in reality it is merely an illusion of the types of light we allow to be shown through our lives.

Ironic Randomness

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'Tis a great day to be a bitch.

Me on the days I feel amazing

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Taemin 1st Stage Door

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Procrastination

I have developed the bad habit of procrastination after my mid-terms. I just believe that my brain is like “Hey yo, you can totally pull a seven page argumentative paper out of nowhere in one day.” Why am I like this people?

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Renew

The Clock rings

And the people sing

All the joys of a new

But who really plans to Renew?

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Ever So Quickly

A day,

It moves ever so quickly.

We chase after time

In pursuit of what we have lost,

What we have gained,

And of the things yet to come,

Never taking a moment to breathe

To treasure our breath, life, and love,

Only to approach the end of our road

And see all the joys and thrills

We have let slip through our fingers,

For the sake of chasing time

That moves ever so quickly.

-Ironic Randomness