#ironicsnap

[bentleysglasses]

top five sly THREE missions :3

i'm gonna be replaying the sly trilogy for the first time in years sometime later this year, so this list could definitely change! but tentatively i'd say...

lemon rage (fun to play but also to grind for money on hehe)

beauty and the beast ("...you really ain't got nothin' nice to say? that's cold.")

crusher from the depths (we didn't get to play as panda king nearly enough imo)

vampiric demise (the character + story stuff of this one make me love it especially)

giant wolf massacre (can you tell that i like it when the game tells you 'oh btw you can hit things a lot in this one')

[inspector-montoya-fox]

No question, favourite ice cream is Ben and Jerry's Caramel Chew-Chew, to the point I try to always have some in the freezer to fall back on if needed. Some B&J products are a little too much all at once for my taste, but this one is the perfect midpoint between complex and simple

oouuu that is such an excellent choice bestie. i think the pairing here is pretty self-explanatory (it was either Jean Bison or another villain related to trains but i didn't want to spoil your fav ice cream with it!)

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Police HQ, China, Contessa's Prison, and/or Blood Bath Bay?

sly asks!

Police HQ: How and when were you introduced to the Sly Cooper series?

the good ol’ ways: my dad got back home with a brand new game featuring a funny thief raccoon and i watched in awe as my mom took my controller everytime a scary moment happened i think i. mostly played in the hubs and in carmelita’s chases the first time and then gave it a shot only AFTER everything was done ffgnamdf

China: What do you think of the change Murray’s character went through between the first two games?

love it. it’s great. it’s so good. i remember in the first draft of sly 1 murray wanted to be like sly but never could, and his transformation in sly 2 makes sense!! he wants to get in action and prove his friend he’s great!!! even as a kid at first i was a little confused, but since the first game ended with sly commenting about how braver murray got it made sense to me u<u

Contessa’s Prison: What do you think about Bentley’s character development over the series?

look look looooook i adore the growth sly, murray and carmelita go through in the trilogy... but bentley has always been a personal favorite, at least when it comes to character growth. all of them have a VERY good arc, but i think bentley’s is the best one. im lately replaying sly 2 right after finishing the first game, and his character in “a tangled web” shows SO MUCH development compared to the beginning of the game alone and i love it. i love him. best turtle

Blood Bath Bay: What (so far unseen) location would you like the series to visit?

i would really like to see them tackle africa, in some way, or perhaps south america!!! ...and i know theyve been in italy already but i would love to see them jump around here again, maybe going to rome or somewhere in the mountains..........

[moonstone-writes]

SlyFox 15 for that international angst

things you said with too many miles between us

come for my heart why don’t you my dude

Carmelita sat on her balcony, turning a cup around and around in her hands, staring at the handful of stars winking over the Parisian skyline. “I’m sorry.” She said quietly, “I’m sorry that I lied to you on Kaine Island and then... that I was so furious that you went along with that lie. I think all of this would have been easier if we had both been honest with each other. Then maybe none of this would have happened.

The darkness and the cityscape didn’t answer her.

“Sly.” Carmelita felt the threat of tears, welling behind her eyes, making her voice thick. She resisted the urge to throw her mug, to have the satisfying reaction of watching it shatter. She’d lost a lot of mugs that way over the last few months. “Sly we’re going to find you and then we’re going to talk about all of this. And if you want to stay, maybe we can make it work... and if you want to leave... you should be able to have that choice.” She took a swallow of her tea. “For what it’s worth I’d like for you to stay.”

She put her mug on the table, it was getting cold. She should go inside, or get a blanket. 

Was Sly cold wherever he was? 

Carmelita drew her knees up, making no move to leave the balcony, letting gooseflesh prickle all over her.

“Are the stars the same where you are?”

“I’m sorry.” Sly said. How many times had he said that to no one? “I messed everything up didn’t I?” He looked up at the night sky, so different from what he was used to.

He’d tried to find it comforting at first, the moon was the same that was something. Something that he and Carmelita and his gang were all looking at no matter where or when they were.

But the stars were different, especially on nights like this with no moon. Hundreds of years cosmic movement and no light pollution made the sky alien and terrifying in its scope.

Sly had been deserted place like the Australian outback and far north of Canada, he’d seen more stars than he ever been able to count, seen constellations swallowed by unfamiliar volume but this was different.

Another reminder how far from home he really was.

Sly adjusted his cloak, the desert night was cold. Sly turned and withdrew into his hidey hole, settling himself in front of his little brazier.

“’Lita... if I... when I come home....” His voice caught in his throat. “When I come home, can we try again? No more amnesia, no more lies? Just us. Would you like that? Would you let me try?”

The darkness and the desert had no answer for him.

Sly pulled his cane against himself, the one familiar comfort he had here and wrapped his tail around his feet.

“I’m sorry.” He whispered again. “I’m sorry.”

[grelbin]

I just saw your tags about PS1 Spyro also Inventing Music and I just wanted to confirm that is a huge, huge mood. To this day I will definitely enjoy a song more if anything about it reminds me of the soundtrack to Spyro the Dragon (1998)

This is a huge mood!!

I don’t know what kind of energy it takes to drive to the house of The Police’s drummer and ask him in-person to compose the soundtrack to a purple dragon game, but it’s the kind of energy I want in my life.

Spyro 2 & 3 also have amazing soundtracks, but Spyro the Dragon is especially unique because Copeland goes absolutely ham on the drums and bass, constantly.

If anyone out there hasn’t heard anything from Spyro 1′s OST before, I’d highly recommend giving it a listen! Two good ones include:

-Toasty (especially 1:21 onward!)

-Lofty Castle 

[ofmiceandmischief]

you know who it is. YOU KNOW WHO I T I S. for that shipping whatsit: Penelope! And! NEYLA

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Neyla, she’s like a head taller than Penelope perfect height for such kisses

Gets jealous the mosts

Hmm, Penelope, I’d say it’s more grumpy when Neyla hasn’t been around for a while.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Penelope, She doesn’t really drink anyway

Takes care of on sick days

Neyla -> Penelope, an ill smart person is a pain cause most of the time they’re very stubborn 

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Neyla, because let’s be honest 

Gives unprompted massages

Penelope, MEMES

Drives/rides shotgun

Neyla drives, Penelope shotgun, although they probably have a motorbike

Brings the other lunch at work

I’d say both, Penelope forgets to eat when she’s deep in a project, and Neyla probably would work over time at the police office

Has the better parental relationship

AHAHAHA WHAT?, (Penelope but only by a lil bit)

Tries to start role-playing in bed

(sweats) Neyla, although they’re p vanilla 

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Penelope, sweety, honey, no…

Still cries watching Titanic

Neyla, soft at heart

Firmly believes in couples costumes

hmmmm, both or none, they aren’t ones to pressure

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Neyla by only spending money, Penelope by spending money to get materials to MAKE stuff

Makes the other eat breakfast

Neyla -> Penelope, “pls eat u nerd”

Remembers anniversaries

Both!! they aren’t forgetful people.

Brings up having kids

Penelope by accident talking about her family line of geniuses, then realising it might end.

[ironicsnap]

The number of Tumblr blogs I actually use is now equal to the number of empty blogs I’ve registered because I might want to start them later, maybe, possibly, at a healthy three apiece

gotta snag them URLs

[weirdzootopiaframes]

Hi, pal. Today, exactly one year ago, I created a sideblog and put up its first ever post. Years of being online had taught me not to get my hopes up, but I thought it was a funny concept. A full year later, it seems almost 1800 people agree. I don't mean to impose, but to celebrate, could I please get a birthframe for December 17th, 2016? Thanks, pal - keep it up.

ugh. fine, i’ll indulge your weird request. jackass.

heh, nice. loving the sass....hmm. déjà vu. let’s check what else we got.

also nice. real nice.