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Bonding
I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week (Jax is a trans woman)
many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that
I love not farming
I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine
I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.
would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!
but oh. my god. I love not farming so much
After doing that Kinger doodle the other day, I decided to illustrate some more quotes from Frankenstein I thought were Relevant. The moral of the story is: if you make a sentient abomination and then abandon him, he's probably going to have some emotions about it, SMH. I think I just like how Caine is a sort of "Frankenstein's monster in clown shoes," trapped in a way that's both horrible but also ridiculous— Mary Shelley in comic sans. [and let me know in the replies/in my askbox if there are any other Frankenstein lines you think are Relevant and I might illustrate them as well!]
Yesterday's "I'd totally trade my physical flesh for a cold metal body that cannot eat or sleep, sorry Alphonse" has become today's "I'd totally trade my future as a real human being for an existence where a weird silly teeth man makes curated adventures for me to go on, sorry Zooble"
I could hear it in his voice.
I am become Jax, destroyer of vibes 😔
Yesterday's "I'd totally trade my physical flesh for a cold metal body that cannot eat or sleep, sorry Alphonse" has become today's "I'd totally trade my future as a real human being for an existence where a weird silly teeth man makes curated adventures for me to go on, sorry Zooble"
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
This is a perfect time to read the brilliant and unforgettable graphic novel(s) Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi, about growing up in Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution, and the rise of the oppressive theocracy that persists to this day.
Both graphic novels are available free online (Persepolis vol. 1, Persepolis vol. 2)
It also was adapted to a wonderful film (co-directed and co-written by the author) which is available to watch for free on Sundance Now (sign up for the free trial)
Oh whoops, looks like some NPCs followed you back. Lemme just take care of that- 🫰💥🎉
The disappearing guy card is a bonus lenticular card that comes with the full set :)
it's midnight on the 1st of june aest
the internet is still, sometimes, a thing of beauty
fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle
Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
they call me Mister Uncomprehending for reasons I am not entirely clear on
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
I wanted to have a video on Static Shock out yesterday to celebrate the anniversary but my editing software is being weird and terrible so please enjoy this sneak peak in the meantime
a some point in the last nine years this post was flagged as "sexually explicit content" but upon discovering this and appealing the decision it has immediately been restored to its poor-audio glory