#ironthoughts

[robotslenderman]

ironthoughts replied to your post: thisdeadaccount replied to your post: ...

man I picked a weird day to walk in on you two

CAN YOU HIGH FIVE ANNA on my behalf bc my hands are literally tied

[robotslenderman]

then I'll eat a whole raw onion without breaking eye contact, because apparently that's an australian threat display

@ironthoughts

[robotslenderman]

Level: that avallac'h guy

Level: his mouth looks like a lemon's asshole

[robotslenderman]

Tagged by @daihell!

Rules: tag 10 people you would like to know better

@pikestaff @argentis @orodrethsgeek @ladysmaragdina @pathopharmacology @ironthoughts @paksarra, @brittieslifeasiknowit, whoever’s behind @writingdragonage (whO ARE YOU, MYSTERIOUS PERTH PERSON), aaaand -- @medicinaldog, who’s followed me for literally years now and who I have barely ever spoken to who is this doggy stranger

Birthday: May 29

Gender: female

Relationship status: Single, but I’m a demi aroace so.

Zodiac sign: Since it says “star sign” later I’m assuming Chinese Zodiac? I’m a Monkey.

Siblings: 22YO bro.

Wake up time: These days it’s 10-11AM. Unless I’ve woken up early and can’t get back to sleep, in which case it’s 4-5AM.

Lemonade or sweet tea: Neither, I only drink water except on special occasions.

Day or night: Both.

Coke or pepsi: Neither.

Calls or texts: Texts, dear god please, I hate calls.

Met a celebrity: Nope. Closest I’ve come was being in the same building during Supanova lmfao.

Also not a celebrity but I once worked as a server at an event Brendan Nelson talked to. He later became leader of the opposition party, and then got kicked out in a spill, because Australia.

Smile or eyes: Smile.

Country or city: City, if it’s not gross and polluted, otherwise country.

Last song I listened to: "Let It Go” -- that youtube video where a line is sung in a different language.

Nickname: Dusty, Dustbuster.

Star sign: Gemini.

Height: 5′3

Time right now:  11:17AM

Favourite music artist(s): Poets of the Fall. (Omg, they released a new album last year and I was so sick I never checked it out!)

Song stuck in your head: "Rumors” -- Poets of the Fall

Last movie watched: I can’t remember. I think it was Star Wars ep 7?

Last tv show watched: Ghost Whisperer 

What are you wearing right: Shirt, basic pants.

When did you create your blog: Yeesh, um. Back in 2011, I think? I don’t know how to check for sure.

What kind of stuff do you post: Reblog spam, “this crawled up my ass and I need to wordvomit about it”, Feminism, Aussie-related stuff, 

Do you have any other blogs moved to / saved URL: ... Eh?

If this means other blogs -- I’ve applied to be a mod at @writingdragonage. I also run @fckyoupain and @muserampant. 

Do you get asks regularly: Nah, but I semi-regularly get messages and when I do get asks they tend to happen in a feast/famine kinda way.

Why did you chose your URL: I went on a TFP binge a couple years ago and my favourite character is Soundwave, who I realised was basically a robotic Slenderman, so... Robotslenderman!

I wanted @stilettoheeledfreak because someone referred to Starscream that way, but it was taken at the time so I had it as stiletto-heeled-freak, but that meant I didn’t get notified half the time someone tagged me so @robotslenderman it was!

It’s the URL I’ve had for the longest in all my time on Tumblr, I think. Except maybe @priestoftime, which is now taken by someone else, and was what my class/title would be in Homestuck (though priest isn’t a canon class).

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw for life!

Pokemon team: Not “officially” in any of the game, but I’ve had several equivalent of Pikachus over the years that if I lived in the pokeverse they’d all be on my team -- Peebee, the Zigzagoon; a breloom; skarmory; and an umbreon. That’s just four, but the fifth might be a pidgeot.

Favorite color: Purple. No matter how much I or my tastes have changed over the years, purple will always be my favourite colour.

Average hours of sleep: 9/10 if I don’t have sleep problems. Anything less than 9 and I really feel it.

Favourite characters: Dorian Pavus, Garrus Vakarian, Daud, Billie Lurk. Liriel Lavellan is mine, but she’s as beloved to me as if she was canon, along with @orodrethsgeek Mahanon and Lahariel (and, of course, the three of them aren’t complete with their favourite stupid egg wolf Solas).

How many blankets do you sleep with: My weighted blanket. I’m Aussie so we tend to just use doonas.

Dream job: Independent, episodic writer -- I’ve daydreamed for years about writing an episodic web series and drawing the art for it, too, just based on a single universe. I started working on the art but then I got sick. Despite that, I never started writing it.

Following: 147. I never catch up on my dash any more so I try not to follow too many people, plus I’m really picky about who I follow.

[robotslenderman]

Ironthoughts: [Links an image titled: "HOW TO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS AN AXE MURDERER"]

Ironthoughts: Just in case if/when I visit u can double check to make sure I'm not an axe murderer.

Image: Watch for the following!

Image: A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties.

Me: SAVAGE.

Ironthoughts: Like an axe murderer

[robotslenderman]

but behold! i change into the colonizers' favorite animal and poo on their sacred sites

@ironthoughts imitating Liriel (it’s spot on)

[ladysmaragdina]

ironthoughts

 “Sorry to bother you, but you wrote in your post about Wyman and...”

…first game or DLCs?)@ ladysmaragdina pardon me for tagging…

I think Granny Rags might call the Outsider beautiful once? Or called his eyes beautiful? During her ramblings either in The High Overseer or House of Pleasure? Maybe?

...I have not played the game in ages. It is ENTIRELY possible that I’m misremembering a line I wrote in one of my fics as canon. Please don’t quote me without checking on this. XD

[robotslenderman]

ironthoughts replied to your post “ironthoughts replied to your post: thisdeadaccount...”

when I said "fasten your seat belts" this is NOT WHAT I MEANT

you know that meme going around where someone accidentally sends a dickpic to their boss and gets summoned to their office etc etc

this reply is like that

except with seatbelts