#ironysgrace

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Any other indigenous peeps tired of their leftist homies who moved away to more liberal areas trying to encourage them to move away too???

Like mf this is my land, these conservative assholes can move, I ain’t going fucken anywhere. My bloodline has been on this land since the fucken ice bridge that connected goddamn Eurasia to North America, why in the goddamn fuck would I leave it to these raggedy ass invaders???

I know they mean well and yeah it’d be fucken awesome to live somewhere where I don’t have to see trump bs everywhere still

but even with all that in mind something about a yt person encouraging me to leave my ancestral land because other yt people have made it a hostile environment just does not sit right with me

[less-depresso-more-espresso]

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I'm in America! You may know us from the screaming tangerine that just got impeached!

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Some of you have incorrectly clocked my son, King Explosion Murder, as an extrovert. He’s really just an introverted attention whore who’s anxiety manifests in unhinged aggression 🤷🏻‍♀️

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What I said: my new meds make me indigestible

What I meant: my new meds give me indigestion

What my sister heard: I’ve taken self defense to a new level #poisonous

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When I say I don’t feel comfortable in my body I don’t mean it in “I wish I looked different” kinda way.

I mean I wasn’t meant to take physical form, I wished to be released from this forsaken flesh prison. I need to go throw bricks threw gods living room window and I can’t do that on this plane of existence. I should only be felt in the same way the wind is, just a disturbance of air, be it to gently rustle the leaves or blow the roof off a house. I shouldn’t be so restrained to human limitations, I belong to something more!

[mainepdf]

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So, pack up your car, put a hand on your heart Say whatever you feel, be wherever you are We ain't angry at you, love You're the greatest thing we've lost 

send me a 🪄 to get a song lyric I am not normal about

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I had this weird dream last night that me this dude decided to pretend date and we got really extra about it like bringing each other flowers and leaving each other a bunch of little poems written on sticky notes and arranged in a heart, like we were getting kinda competitive about it

And then we went to a play with this dudes friends and this guy I had a crush on in hs was in it and he’d gotten like ripped like Hercules ripped and I was like oh damn! And I pointed him out and we laughed but then the play turned into one of those audience participant kinda plays

So Hercules walked down and sat in the empty seat next to me and whispered in my ear it was nice to see me again then monologues his lines and then picked me up bridal style and brought me on stage and he lead me in a dance and it was like super fun cause I happened to be wearing a dress that flared out when I was spun around and I felt like a princess

Then at the end he pointed at his cheek for a kiss and I gave him a little one and they closed the curtains and he thanked me for be such a great participant and we exchanged numbers and promised to get together and catching up

Then I go look for my group and and I can’t find him so I call me friend a few times he doesn’t pick up but eventually I find one of the crew and he’s like “yeah uh the end of the plays theme reminded him of something and he had to leav and everyone went after him but I stayed behind so you wouldn’t think they’d all abandoned you or something” and I’m like omg is he okay does he have a traumatic dancing experience?? Why did we go to a play about dancing??? And his bros like he’s fine the gangs got him, let’s not let it ruin our night, let’s go get ice cream and we do but like I’m totally distracted thinking about my friend who’s having a mental emergency and wether I should text that guy tonight or later or let him text me. Eventually we part ways and I apologize for being poor company and he’s like nah this was great and we should do it again sometime and I’m like yeah sounds good !

Next day I’m at work and the friend I’m pretend dating won’t even make eye contact with me and I’m like wtf, he seems so sad and I leave him little notes and invite him to lunch but he just gives me this sad look and walks away, so I’m like okay now you’re just being rude and he got mad at me and is like don’t talk to me ever again and I’m like 😨

Then I woke up

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Friend: I’ll respond now and they can get back to me in the morning

Me: