#irregularitiies

[helmot-blog1]

–––––  ❝  so, what you’re trying to tell me is... you’re some kind of x-men mutant? that’s- k that’s fucking AWESOME if you didn’t realize ! holy shit !  ❞  // @irregularitiies ♡’d

[pxintedlies-blog]

“Who did this?” from pip!!

       Shit. El knew that she should have tried a little bit harder to cover up her black eye, but knowing Pip, nothing ever got passed him. “It’s nothing Pip, don’t worry about it.” It was usually Eleanor asking what had happened, but it seemed that the two had switched places. It would only make sense that the same type of people who went after Pip had done this to her.

[formidablesouls]

        “haven’t you heard not to tempt FATE? don’t try and keep me from my job -- you’ll regret it in the long run. step away from the body and nobody gets hurt.” // @irregularitiies

[drummerbledsoe]

@irregularitiies​ (sc.)

[ ‘You’ve not known true embarrassment until you’ve found your mom’s profile on ‘Deafinitely-Single.com’ That was...a sight I will never unsee.’ ]

[out-of-lxck-blog]

                                   || @irregularitiies - Continued from (X)

               A slight nod was his initial response to the stranger, wondering why he was tired. It wasn’t even his business, since he knew nothing about this guy. But he for some reason wanted to somehow help him. Blake hadn’t the faintest clue of just exactly how he could help, yet the question was still going to come flying out anyway.

                                  "Well... Is there any way I could help you?"

               He asked in an unsure tone. Maybe asking if he needed help was better than pick pocketing while he slept.

[tastelcsshaze-a]

@irregularitiies // long starter call.

      ray ( or x-ray as he’s now known ) had set out a plan to be the superhero this town needs, and with the help of his pal vav there was nothing the pair couldn’t do ( excluding, of course, the many things they couldn’t do ). they’d saved kittens from trees, accidentally blown up some people and failed an attempt to sneak into a building; they were the perfect superheroes. that is, until the pair broke up. they may not have been in a relationship, but half the time the way they bickered and acted could have just about anyone fooled.

      after betrayal from his best friend and partner, x-ray decided that he had to continue his superhero work on his own. maybe not alone, but definitely without vav. his first option was dwayne, his pet rock, but people didn’t take them seriously. as much help as dwayne was, x-ray needed someone else’s help. someone slightly more capable than your average rock.

      and so x-ray held auditions, looking for someone to help. hand-drawn signs hung up around town, pointing everyone to one corner of the park in hopes of finding the perfect superhero. he’d seen similar posters hung up by vav, but he just ignored those. his old partner was having his auditions in a high schools gym, like someone fancy and rude and who cares about a girl more than his own best friend. there was no way they’d see each other, and no way that anyone would prefer to go to some sad and fancy gym instead of a nice corner of the park.

      as x-ray sits in the park, he perks up slightly at anyone that comes his way. most people walk past without a second glance, some stop and stare before leaving, and others laugh as they go past. one girl in particular just happens to sloe down slightly as she’s walking near him, and x-ray stands excitedly, deciding that this was someone that could want to be his partner in (stopping) crime.

             “hello citizen! do you want to be a superhero? you sure came to the right place if you do!”

[inconscquential-blog]

@irregularitiies

                  she’s almost 100 % sure no one in the whole universe will ever be able to hear her, and mary anne has quite gotten used to saying WHATEVER she felt like at any given point. even now, next to a stranger she doesn’t know, she leans over their shoulder and sighs heavily.  ❛ this is a third grade reading level book. why on earth are you reading it ? ❜

[awakc-blog]

&. @irregularitiies​

          she’s standing outside of dustin’s door, and she has been for the past TEN MINUTES. her hand keeps hovering over the door, ready to knock but pulling back. they had been ‘dating’ for a while now, and autumn was still UNSURE how to handle it all. this was her first boyfriend, and everything was new for her. she had been out SHOPPING earlier, and she saw a top that really reminded her of dustin...she thought he would look cute in it. so she had purchased it, and she also had bought some cupcakes from her work. so here she was, a bakery box in hand and a gift bag sitting on top of it, heart beating a million beats a second, well that’s what it felt like. finally, she worked up the COURAGE and knocked on the door, three times, the first two knocks much softer than the last.