#irving.txt

[madnessofmen]

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[madnessofmen]

my lover's got humours

[madnessofmen]

only address me as The Friend from now on

[madnessofmen]

I go absolutely Nuts for old fashioned disease names. imagine writing a letter to your friend telling them that you've been gripped by horrors daily since becoming afflicted with the king's evil. the victorians had no chill whatsoever

[madnessofmen]

annotated margins but it just says "gay???" repeatedly at various points throughout the book

[madnessofmen]

gays be like *thinks about rolled up shirtsleeves*

[madnessofmen]

I'm going to read a book, I say, before spending the next three hours not reading the book

[madnessofmen]

me, going into the mountains and leaving severed chicken heads in my wake: this is for science