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[juicytroop]

[chaoticace2005]

Spencer: *talking*

Carl: Google? What is the best way to murder someone and hide the evidence?

Glenn: Googl- Carl, you don’t have a computer? You’re just talking out loud

Carl: I know, I’m hoping if I ask it loud enough the answer will come to me from God ™

Rosita: *walking by* Lure them away, stab them in the head, fill a bathtub up with acid, and put the body in it. I have the acid I’ll meet you in my house.

Carl: Thank you God™

Glenn: I- I am seriously concerned for both of you.

Glenn: Wait? Carl where are you going? Why are you following Spencer? Fuc-

[thatbeluga]

the problem with watching both she-ra and steven universe is because whenever I heard catra talk all I can think about is stevonnie and whenever I head stevonnie talk all I can hear is catra so what I think I’m trying to say is that I would die for aj michalka

[the-trill-iad-blog]

Letters and Meet the Romans Ep 1 & 2

Why does Pliny begin his letter to Cornelius Tacitus so triumphantly and end the letter so apologetically? Is this an example of his humility? It could be that he wants fame for his uncle who passed as a result of one of the earliest recorded natural disasters, but feels shame for surviving, along with his mother. 

I loved the first episode’s focus on detailing Rome through the lives of individuals as indicated by their graves. It felt so much more intimate and understandable. Also, please let Kanye never hear about the baker’s tomb that was designed like bakery equipment, because he would then decide that his final resting place would be in a glorious tomb shaped like his own head. 

MARY YOU NEED TO CHILL STOP TOUCHING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE’S GRAVES YOU EVEN RAN YOUR FINGERS ALL OVER SOME POOR WOMAN’S URN MARY PLEASE

[sirtedftw]

Jane Austen knows what's up

We were watching a scene from A&E's Emma, in my Jane Austen lit class, and they are all at dinner and making a toast "To our absent friends" but I thought they said "to our absinthe friends" and then they chugged their cups and I just wanted to say I thought that would have made the movie better.

[redrubied]

Ha! Aleooooo Tony... #Fitzswag

[hazeyblvd]

You remind me of school on a sunday, NO CLASS!