#is a smartass

[pennycat83]

Ok so I'm not usually the one to force others to read books but I got like 5 giga reasons y'all should read the Bobiverse

(and I'm picking the bestest shit here)

1)The main character is a sci fi nerd who goes feral, is a technical DILF and has severe neuro divergent moments (I cannot be sure if they're autistic but they REEK of it), also they make Jesus's sufferings look like an episode of the Care Bears.

2) The amount of angst that happens makes me fucked up lil heart tick. I'm talkin' wars against shitty aliens, multiple Bob's suffer in the worst ways, romance issues. No clone gets out unscathed!

3) I forgot to mention the brief arc that recently ended where the main character also goes feral and just makes a fursona

4) Bobsonas...BOBSONAS. Best part is in the new book there's trans Bobs so you can do pretty much everything with him. Man's basically putty for self inserts.

5) Just in general the fanfic potential is too high to ignore. Man's immortal so he's got that Vash curse where you can do ANYTHING to him and it's technically somewhat cannon to a degree.

(also bonus points for him naming aliens goofy shit 24/7)

[basiltonsnowpitch]

agatha: so simon, what’s your favorite thing to do when you’re free?

simon: baz

agatha: ... 

baz, walking by: it’s true, i can confirm

[supremelyvexed]

SQUIP: Repeat after me.

SQUIP: Everything about you is to terrible.

Jeremy:

Jeremy:

Jeremy: Everything about you is so terrible

Jeremy, zapped and on the floor: worth it

[commie-robot-fairy]

Me: So what's the difficulty to hit that droid at Medium? GM: Actually he's at Long. Me: Oh. So I can't hit him with my palm blasters... Hey, Doc! Doc:  Yeah? Me: Bring me a coffee! Doc: Sure! Want a muffin? Me:  Oooh, muffins! Sure! *munch munch* GM: ... Me: Oh, that’s my turn. I’m done.

[eeveequeenjigglypuff]

Leah: *Hops on the table AGAIN*

Me: LEAH! WTF GET DOWN!

Leah: *quickly lays down on the table*

Me: No not thAT WAY! GET OFF THE TABLE!

[hastybooks]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,,40,how fucking many were there,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54, i have no idea, 55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79 look ma i can count,80,81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,97,99,100, i think that was it oh well one more to be sure,101, and maybe another, 102

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

At the moment I'm tending towards antisocial.

[melleonis]

queernotions said: Funny, I was just thinking good art, good writing, consistent characterization, decent gender politics, enervated tropes and minimal orientalism are more likely foundations of a glorious twisted gothic fantasy, but what do I know ;)

they're less foundations and more important prerequisites. like, you can't be like "i'm gonna write a glorious twisted gothic fantasy!" "oh really what's it gonna be about?" "it's gonna be really well written and not have any sexist or racist tropes!" right, that's great, but i'm not sold here.

[crazycritterfixer]

My girlfriends sisters are kinda awesome... and I am going to marry into this family if it kills me.

Morgan: **Telling an 'I was so drunk' story** "But I was really drunk...so that's why I did it"

Me: "Well you don't really do anything drunk that you didn't KINDA want to do sober"

Morgan: "True enough"

Quin: "I don't know, I can't imagine anyone kinda wants to throw up in their own mouth..."

Allegra and I: ** Raucous Laughter!!!!**

Morgan: ??? 0_o

Allegra: "That was seriously the best comedic timing ever..."