#is it relevant?

[ifyourlookingfora-sign-thisisit]

That season again

[lebanesetoaster]

If you ever think to yourself, I should listen to that one (old) Melissa Etheridge song. No your shouldn’t. That’s the devil talking. It’s not relevant to the situation at hand. This music is written somewhere deep in my bones and now is NOT the time for that drama.

[kittrrrr]

I just timed Yunubo's sage cutscene, and it was seven and half minutes long! (Roughly, 'cause good ole human error) That's not even counting the dialouge boxes at the end. I went through those at a pace that was fast, but not so fast I couldn't read, and it was just over ten minutes until I had control over Link again. (Also roughly) Jeeze! When I watched my brother complete the wind temple, I complained that Tulin's cutscene was like five minutes long. And you know what? I think I was right, if Yunubo's cutscene was anything to go by!

However,

It was just me timing, and I did it on my phone while playing the game, so it's definitely not accurate. I timed starting from talking to Yunubo; the boss's death cutscene wasn't included. Then I timed until everything was explained by the old sage of fire, which meant that the auto save and marbled rock roast disappearing were included in the dialouge timing, which probably didn't help. I also can't make any claims about the other sages, although thos ecutscenes are really long too. (I'd go time those too, except the fire was my last temple.)

Taking all of this however into account, I would like to ask anyone with the motativion to time sage cutscenes on their own. I think it would be really cool if we could nail down a time. Then we could go complain to Nintendeo about long cutscenes. Plus, I wanna see how close I came with that joking five minutes on Tulin's sage cutscene. But I'm just a random person on the internet, so... How do I end this?! Bye, maybe?

[askwanderingdreamer]

Birthday gift of Yua being absolutely adorable to another Absol? to my close pal @floofangel the happy feelings; ended up commissioning @askcapital for this

[universalfanfic]

tfw you finally start the next chapter of your fic but spend almost 300 words talking about cake

[blinkeasy]

Ooooooooo discovered a link between one of my clients and a 1%-er motorcycle gang

[urlocalwalmartcryptid]

The existence of she-wolf implies the existence of he-wolf. This is a service I am willing to provide