Ramblings of a Lebanese Toaster

Um, hi. Fancy meeting you here. I'm Heather, 36, queer, bad at writing About Me things, with a long history of f/f fandom. she/her, but if you say "hey ladies" to me, I'm gonna side eye you, so take that as you will. Here are a few tags you may find useful. aka tags from a bygone era... Brittana fic Faberry fic Brittana Faberry Words to Live By Black and White My gifs My fic

[marcchurch]

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[kumtana]

[britneyspears]

And we haven't been the same since.

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[skillzyo]

"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TEACH ME FRENCH WHILE TEACHING ME A CAR?!"

"WHY AM I IN THE ROUGH DRAFT OF A CAR?!"

Deborah teaching Ava how to drive stick in France fucking hilarious

[skillzyo]

"I defy you to find anything more beguiling in France than the Mona Lisa."

"Lady, what beguiles me would make you sick."

[skillzyo]

"Please don't leave me. Please."

[boatshoesbreadsticksandbastards]

how did everyone here actually get into btvs? like, whats everyone's meet cute with the show? im curious...

[lebanesetoaster]

Ranking how threatened I feel by local wildlife

Most threatening: Hummingbirds. One literally just dove at my face. I was literally just sitting here minding my business

Second most threatening: Squirrels. Those tiny chaos creatures move at a mile a minute and will run right at you

I am least concerned about:

Raccoons. They’re just chill little guys. Very respectful and observant. 10/10 at social distancing. They only approach when there’s solid glass between you

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[faithful-grigori]

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[the-princessofdisaster]

I went to kdays and bought a Kpop Demon Hunters surprise bag... for $60... the notebook is AI 🤦🏻‍♀️ ... and theres some stolen artwork in here... 😬 I wouldnt say I was scammed... per se... but def feeling kinda bad over the stolen artwork...

[sapphicagenda]

The AI cover just gets worse and worse the longer you look at it 😳

[lebanesetoaster]

Rumi’s hand though

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[kedreeva]

I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

[amethystineprose]

tomorrow!

[lebanesetoaster]

Re: why we followed each other…was it clone club? It was definitely a fandom a while ago but I can’t remember which one

clone club is a distinct possibility?? you've changed your icon 😂 which definitely messes with my memory lol. that being said, I DO have a trail of breadcrumbs, but it only takes me back as far as 2025. so 😂 I'm pretty sure you followed me because you thought you were already following me?

[tessttucker]

How could Glinda tell the woman she loved — who she wanted to love truly and deeply and without burden — that her six-year nightmare began with a young witch flying off and leaving her in that palace?

“The Kidnapping of Glinda the Good”

is a Glinda story.

Elphaba, Fiyero, and a surprise fourth character are part of the ensemble, but she has the arc.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

TITLE: The Kidnapping of Glinda the Good

AO3 Author: tessttucker

TAGS: Hurt/Comfort, The Wizard is a predator, Madame Morrible is a psychopath, Hulk smash Elphie, Cynthia Erivo's arms, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Lesbian Galinda Upland, Found Family, Trauma, Love, Healing, Polyamory, Eventual Romance, Fascism and Propaganda, Glinda the Good earns her title, I challenge you to find a worse Wizard, Morrible got bullied by a blonde once and never had therapy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Torture

SUMMARY: How could Glinda tell the woman she loved — who she wanted to love for the rest of her existence, truly and deeply and without burden — that her six-year nightmare began with a young witch flying off and leaving her in that palace?

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Voting ended onJul 23

[jennamacaroni]

Marriage is a funny thing. There are so many people in the world and you decide to commit the rest of your life, the rest of your emotional energy, to just one. You assume that the mysterious connection that ties you to one another will hold. A connection that can't be trusted, one that probably manifests in the same mystical space that stories come from. A place that allows you to suspend your disbelief. Marriage assumes that you will bend and twist and adjust to one another. It assumes that your desires will forever be interconnected by the placement of a piece of gold around a finger. For many people this is true. I envy those people who can dig deep and find that thing that originally allowed them to believe they could spend their entire lives sleeping in the same bed, sit across the table from one another day in and day out, make a family, make memories, good and bad.

Amanda Peters, "The Berry Pickers"