#is that romantic

[rumifridgetooth]

i have a crush on u. it was the dented car that did it. ily.

i guess there’s always a silver lining

[goldafterglow]

currently writing a fic, who wants me to use the word “xiphoid process”

[acertaindragoncollection]

I have this binary translator app

And I sent my s.o a lil 'i love u' in binary

He responded in binary and I was like :D

It translated to 'You Fucking Donut'

[thatsamoure-blog1]

( text. ) can’t fall asleep?

A MEME

(  txt. )    i don’t ever sleep good anyway. i’m watching cryptid footage, do u wanna come over

[rockets-and-raccoons]

When I fall in love I’m gonna commission my beloved a personalised dagger. Like even if she doesn’t care for knives or whatever. Everyone needs to have at least one (1) personalised weapon. 

Plus, you know it’s love if you’re willing to give someone a weapon. 

“Here, you have my heart, please don’t stab it.”

Even better:

“I love you, and I’m protecting you even if I’m not with you.”

boom

[embiiggen-blog]

trashbabyworld replied to your post: “what has two thumbs and no gallbladder”:

did you get to say goodbye to it? did you kiss? was it tragically romantic? describe it for me. with mood lighting.

well apparently there was a lot of pus and gross stuff around it not to mention the evergreen gallstones

[theformerjackdadson]

g4chan replied to your post:g4chan replied to your post: g4chan replied to...

IM DELETING EVEN HARDER BYE

*hits u up as nana when you do*