licensed to drive the yuri bus

she/her. sideblog

[altercawie]

clark taking everyone to the beach for a day out and him + the justice gang + lois watching in horror as krypto swings kara around by her foot and skips her across the ocean into the horizon like a flat rock

[rumifridgetooth]

well im honored that i am important enough to be in your mind

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I FINALLY got my lazy behind to stop procrastinating(nothings that I enjoy doing, at least) and managed to get the first page of my Zoey’s Pirate Adventure comic. And because I feel kind of bad for taking so long I’ve decided to let you take an early gander:

✨BEHOLD✨

HI I DIDNT SEE THIS IN MY INBOX I DIDNT GET THE NOTIF??? BUT AAAAAA THIS LOOKS SO GOOD I LOVE IT take all the time you need because you’re cooking

[redfoxraccoon]

[rumifridgetooth]

newest WIP just hit 13k words which means we’re in the danger zone for a possible incoming motivation crash that it could strike any minute now

[altercawie]

difference between clark’s parents’ expectations for him and kara’s parents’ expectations for her versus how they actually turned out is very funny i think. imagine meeting your son who you sent off to be a god with a huge harem on another planet and he’s like the nicest most helpful innocent man ever and he works a minimum wage job and has his entire identity hidden so he can be a normal guy just like everyone else and he has 1 situationship who he’s lowkey fumbling. so you look over to see how your niece (who was sent to earth with no instructions other than to be good) is doing and turns out she’s not even on earth she’s pub crawling from planet to planet ignoring her responsibilities and being an asshole in her free time and instead of helping and working together with your son she just keeps hanging up on him

[sandgthesequal]

Happy pride to the kpdh fandom 🫡

[rumifridgetooth]

I recommend toothpicks for entry-level stick chewing, then if that's not enough you can graduate to dowels

Ideally you could grab green wood from your local forest and just give it a quick rinse, but that depends heavily on what varieties of tree you have nearby so it's way less consistent than just grabbing something from the local hardware store

Pet stores can also provide some alternate chewing options, but those usually lean towards rubber or animal products rather than wood. Still, they can be a good option if you're looking for some variety.

Hope this helps!

when i delete all social media and run around barefoot in the woods until i die of some sort of disease i’ll make sure to chew on as many wild random sticks as possible. i won’t be able to rate them because i won’t have tumblr anymore but hopefully just knowing im chewing on sticks will make you happy

[rumifridgetooth]

I can see huntrix singing BIBI songs at karaoke or something😭

i don’t know any bibi songs so this has been sitting in my drafts for days as i wait for the opportunity to sit and listen to one or at least figure out what it is but i haven’t been doing it because i only get on tumblr at the worst possible times and i can’t remember to do anything if it’s not in front of my face so im sorry. im sure they would. i don’t know any bibi songs

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perpetually torn between wanting to delete all social media and go rogue and live barefoot in the forest while simultaneously feeling as if without fandom and hyperfixations and online spaces my life has no purpose and would lack a source of joy

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kara zor-el owns a phone that she uses maybe once in a blue moon but when she does pull it out the entire screen is so cracked you can barely tell what app she’s on

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huhuhuhuhuhuhu but like really chipmunk y’know

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

im afraid i don’t know

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I recommend listening to Take Five. It's a song I vaguely remember playing in band many years ago. It's all like "BA DA BA DA BA DA BA DA BA BA BAAAAAAAA BA DA BA BAAAAAA BA DA BA DAAAAAAAA". At least the trumpet part is like that. Who knows what everyone else was doing. If that doesn't work then maybe finding a good stick to chew on? Nature is good and chewing helps make brain go so surely combining them will be exponentially more effective!

In the dire circumstance that none of the above work, your last chance is the finger flick. You must first place your hands on either side of your head, fingers straight and resting by your temples. Now point your elbows slightly towards that which you wish to focus on, keeping your fingers in place. Finally, keep your elbows mostly in place while you use your wrists to flick your fingers forward- towards that which you wish to focus on. Use this technique sparingly or it loses its efficacy. Good luck!

i’ll try chewing on a stick

[ap0ll0mutt]

Bug autism Rumi is so wildly important to me.

Yes she loves learning and collecting information and everyone thinks she just thinks bugs are cute. The joke? She doesnt. Shes actually a little scared of them. But as a young child a mantis and her almost killed each other and she realized they are just as scared as her. Worse, probably, because she can kill them and what could they do back? Sting her maybe?

No, rumi loves bugs because she feels extremely connected to them. People like the pretty ones but even those get harmed if they fly too close. She looks at the utter disgust pointed towards them and can only think ‘that will be me someday’ and so it goes. She has threatened random staff for trying to smash spiders. She begs Mira to collect anything that makes it into the penthouse and put it on her plants outside. She cried once so pathetically zoey joined in because there was a dead dragonfly trapped in the shower in some random hotel.

Rumi smiles and fake laughs and plays along with all the jokes about her bug obsession when she cant even be the one to catch spiders that come inside. The girls get her a pet millipede, mostly because they think she needs something to pay attention to that isnt her email inbox. It takes her Months to actually pick it up the first time and suddenly shes realizing that maybe her phobia was more self imposed than anything else.

Rumi vs self accusation but she only hits that point because some random twitter user says her pet millipede (whos named Haru) should be killed and she gets banned from the internet for three weeks because she tweets back his ip address. Rumi being forced to realize that shes so emotionally attached to bugs as a whole because she viewed herself as that trapped dragonfly that died terrified in a random shower. Rumi trying to explain this to the girls who only tease her a little bit and otherwise cuddle her despite mira asking if she needs to get cupped (which becomes the default way to ask if shes anxious)

Anyway someone take her millipede away because shes got the poor thing in her pocket AGAIN

[wizardlyghost]

@rumifridgetooth great minds lmao

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the entire time watching supergirl i was thinking to myself “she’s so hot and cool and funny and iconic and heartbreaking” and i got the woman of tomorrow comic a little worried the differences between them would bug me and make me enjoy it less but no im like 40 pages into the comic and she’s still hot and cool and funny and iconic and heartbreaking. very much still the only thing i can think about when i see her. differences are not bugging me at all. in fact they’re only making her hot and cool and funny and iconic and heartbreaking in new innovative ways

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[rumifridgetooth]

How do you feel knowing you have one of the more popular kpdh polytrix fics?

it’s an honor and a blessing and will most likely never happen again LMAO