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“--I’m so very sorry, I haven’t been paying attention to...to anything you’ve been saying.” That comes across rather rude and he feels a pang of guilt; it wasn’t exactly their fault he couldn’t rightly concentrate. “Let me rephrase that;” Jasper starts again, eyes going to the sky as he attempts to find the correct sequence of words to explain his predicament to the other.
“I am...very, very drunk.” It’s 11 in the morning. “And I assure you on any other day I am just...a riveting conversationalist,” Which is probably hard to tell as he had such a monotones voice-- almost like a professor droning on. “But right now, I am currently using all my capacities to remain standing.”










