#is this incorrect

[capitainelevi]

Incorrect AOT quotes

[thecoloursdontshow]

hey everyone. been awhile. but uh. um. see i know matt murdocks hearing thing is something caused by the accident that resulted in him becoming blind. thats why he knows when someones lying, how he can hear heartbeats, ect ect. 

so now im thinking “hey, that jen and matt scene where he hears her heartbeat and tells her about it in the most sensual way possible was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. what other characters can do that?” 

then i remembered. bucky has fucking enhanced senses. he must, ON SOME LEVEL, be able to hear heartbeats. make of that what you will please and thank you. 

[c0konk]

Doofus: looks down into his pants and pulls a box out

Louie:

Doofus: sniffs louie’s feathers

Louie:

Doofus: tries to basically enslave louie

Louie:

Doofus: “So I disposed of it.”

Louie:

Doofus: “Hello, Llewelyn.”

Louie:

Doofus: But I’ve never hunted the most dangerous piñata: man.”

Louie:

[benhargrease]

Klaus, appearing out of thin air in Vietnam, clad in nothing but a towel and a jacket, clutching a suitcase and looking confused: H-

Dave:

[benhargrease]

Five x Dolores is pretty neat but have you considered Five x Black Coffee

[benhargrease]

Luther, locking Vanya in that™️ room: It’s for her own good

Everyone else (mainly Allison):

[catstylist]

i tried to make lemon water by squeezing an entire lemon into a glass of water