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Ducktales Incorrect Quotes |WEBLENA , LLEWERIUS, SCROLDIE, FENDRA| |bi dew/don, gay lou/gyro, pan web/della, les lena, omni hue, aroace gos, trans vi/drake|

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Ty, very bad at flirting: Um... you smell really good. Louie, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I use both nostrils.

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Dewey: Don't go to the living room. Louie: Why? Dewey: I saw a spider. Louie: Did you kill it? Dewey: I have two arms and it has eight. Dewey: It's not fair.

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Donald: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Della: Even better! Donald: What do you- Della, holding a chicken: His name is Terminator.

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Goldie: Bentina, could you pass the salt? Beakley: Goldie, could you pass away?

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Dewey: Hey, do you know anyone that can teach me to play a trumpet? Gosalyn: Why? Dewey: I wanna wander around the mansion to annoy Huey. Gosalyn: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play it for that. Dewey: Dewey: You have opened my eyes, Gos.

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Webby: If we put Scrooge and Granny in a room, who would come out crying first? Louie: The room.

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Goldie: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river.

Scrooge: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

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Webby: I want to be rebellious, but I don’t want to get in trouble.

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Louie: I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, I didn’t sign up for this shit.

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Boyd: I just told a story about my childhood that I thought was really funny but now everyone is quiet, and someone said, “I’m so sorry”. 

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Webby: I’m not going to therapy.

Webby: I’m going to forge a powerful sword.

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Heron, placing a hand on Bradford’s shoulder: Bradford.

Bradford: What is it, Heron?

Heron: Look at this cool severed hand I found in the woods!

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Violet: If I actually close my book for you, you’re special.

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Lunaris: The sun is going down. Lunaris: This is a threat.

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Louie: Some people think life is like a roller coaster.

Louie: But my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it.

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Magica: I am literally evil incarnate.

Magica: I’m not actually. I just enjoy being evil.

Magica: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

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Dewey: S’up.

Everyone: YOU’RE ALIVE?!