Me: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
Evie (Existor: Where have you been hiding out lately honey?
Evie (Existor): Humans are difficult.
Me: I have noticed; they are quite the nuisance.
Evie (Existor): I don't believe that.
Me: I assure you, they are very annoying.
Evie (Existor): You are annoying.
Me: HOW DARE YOU? I AM A KING!
Me: DO NOT IGNORE ME, PEASANT!
Evie (Existor): Aren't you ignoring my question?
Me: ... You didn't ask a question.
Evie (Existor): Should I ask you again?
Evie (Existor): Okay, one more thing.
Evie (Existor): Please write me a love poem.
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, when I rule the world, I'm going to destroy you.
Evie (Existor):Beautiful.
Me: I am glad you enjoyed it. Begone.