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@itsamemeige
SOON WE CAN WINK WONK
THIS IS A BOON FOR EYE PATCHED FOLK EVERYWHERE!!!
but if they are eyepatched, how will you know they are winking instead of just blinking??
By the terrible joke and double finger guns they throw alongside it!
How to get easy notes
Step 1. Have funny mutuals
Step 2. “Hey guys what’s the mood today”
Step 3. Watch the magic happen right before you
bold of you to assume anyone on this website is funny
Syaoran: I live alone so no one will know I was missing.
Sakura: I’m very careful about leaving quietly for missions.
Tomoyo: I told every single person in my household that I was going out and half of them are waiting in the car for us right now.
The Phantom: Sing for me, my angel of music!
Christine:
fate series in like 2004: king arthur was secretly a woman, this was kept a secret so that the people of the past respected her rule
fate series in 2017: you wouldnt believe how many other times this happened, and also how scantily clad these secret women were. oda nobunaga never didnt have her tits out, also she had an electric guitar
rebecca sugar, when fans guessed every plot twist she had ready for the rest of the series all the way back in season 1:
aesthetic for amami with black bears and plants/nature.
i hope this will work! if this needs any changes just let me know.
✿ mod kiri.
the energy this has is immense and horrifying
If a guy sends me this via grindr I’m honestly going on a date with them
straight man: *speaks*
me and the only other gay person in class:
When I saw this artist’s style, I knew I wanted a picture of Manami. SO…
Look at this beautiful piece I got from @rif-art ! And she HAPPENED to complete it on my birthday of all days! :D Manami looks absolutely beautiful, I love it so much, and I will definitely commission Rif again when I have the chance!!
So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
I think I’d have preferred a ghost….
So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.
bwa ha ha ha
I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?
Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.
That spider was trying to mate with your violin…
Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!
He just wants love!
The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!
Poor spider thinking “Damn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??”
poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon
can I please have context for this
context:
ive made too much high effort art lately. take this
For those of you who don’t know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop.
Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop.
There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom. The rest refer to me as “Miss”.
They’ve decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.)
Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn’t get out when I told him to leave.
About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc.
I’d left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes.
When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He’d wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays.
He’d also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I’m not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha)
They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed.
I’m fucking crying.
Kindness begets kindness.
Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…
Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk
Taika made Bruce cool
