a 5 paragraph essay on why isa should hang out w/ me:
i am hella rad because i like 2 cosplay and i write essays for my friends. some people think im not hella rad (cough cough CONROY) but they are plebeian douchecanoes who need 2 kindly skidaddle. i am hella rad b/c i will cuddle u and watch bad movies with u.
isa is hella rad b/c they can wear a tophat like no other person ever and likes 2 make movies that are almost as presh as they r. they also have a gr8 taste in music and we will go all over the world together sum day. they r also hella rad b/c they are suuuuuper chill like wow 100% and a+ roleplay buddy too
we also have not hung out since new years which is hella sad. stupid sick/school/blizzard issues. i dont kno how 2 elaborte on this further but yeah it's been 2 long.
in conclusion u should hang out with me b/c u r hella rad, i am hella rad, and we havent hung out in like over a week which is hella sad. u should let me come over instead of seeing ur hella dad. pls let me squat in ur basement and eat ur brownies 4 the evening. thank u have a good night.
