Say what you will about how Harry Potter increases in complexity and darkness as it progresses but I think JKR sets the tone of the series pretty well when she has Dumbledore play ding-dong-ditch with a baby in the first chapter
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Say what you will about how Harry Potter increases in complexity and darkness as it progresses but I think JKR sets the tone of the series pretty well when she has Dumbledore play ding-dong-ditch with a baby in the first chapter
hey like, if you happen to do something abusive because of your mental illness
you still gotta apologize for it????
you still have to accept responsibility???
you can’t expect the people around you to just suck it up when you hurt them because you’re mentally ill.
Exactly.
Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always
Dumbledore: Yikes..
Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge there was someone like you out there.
Good Will Hunting (1997)
me as a supermarket cashier
me *over store intercom*: to the owner of the beige toyota sienna, your window is open & your golden retriever smiled at me. please come to cash register 14 and tell me what his name is , because i love him
i went to nycand i ate bagels
whatever happened to body glitter? what ever happened to body glitter? why are we so afraid to shine
guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark- me: [already asleep]
get a man who can do both
Cartoon Network executive: good day to you, 18-to-25 demographic! do you remember... the Powerpuff Girls? well, now they're back, and now they do "the Twerk" and "the Nae Nae"! Follow the Powerpuff Girls on all your favorite hashtag networks, my fellow cool teens!
the hapless millennial: bring back Steven Universe
*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people
*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much
Batman: *sees a picture of superman in the paper *
Batman: *takes out a sharpie and draws glasses on him* heh heh. Nerd
Batman: wait, it's. That's. Clarke Kent.
Batman: *rereads article* did he seriously write an article about himself??
Drag his ass, Guy
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@daltries
Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect