Necrokitty Tales: Trouble in Inkwell Isle (Chapter 27)
Authors’ note: Necrida’s writing will be in italics and SPKC’s writing with be regular font. If you have no idea what this roleplaying thing is, you can start from the beginning here.
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The sun was starting to set when the kids sold their last cookie. They celebrated their sales with a cheer and counted their winnings: you could buy two days worth of groceries! That was very good indeed. Pleased with their earnings, they ran to Hilda’s to give her the money.
Once at the observatory, they knocked at the door and Hilda opened seconds later.
“Oh! Hey kids! How did the baking go?” She smiled, leaning on the frame of the door, making sure not to be loud enough to attract the clown’s attention upstairs. She was surprised to see Spike and she frowned a little. She knew the kid and not for a good reason. Every time the school came to visit the observatory, the pup always tried to break something and get into trouble.
Harvey beamed proudly. “We did really well! Everyone really liked our cookies! Mina and I were able to sell them all with Spike’s help!”
Spike grunted. “I made sure nobody tried to nab a free cookie,” he grinned with his crooked smile.
Mina shook the metallic lock box holding their coins, making a clinking sound. “Look how much we made!” She gave the box to Hilda, who took it with a raised eyebrow.
Hilda opened the box and whistled. “Wow! You guys! This is a great help! Thank you so much!” She gave a hug to all of them, including Spike. Well, she had to force him a little, the pup did not take to physical attention as easily other the other two children. “I’m glad to see you’re putting your destructive energy to good use,” she whispered to the pup.
“All this work deserves to be rewarded!” She picked a few coins from the box and split it amongst the kids. “Thanks a lot…seriously.” She didn’t wanted to show it, but she was really touched by the gesture. She had a knot in her throat and she could feel her eyes getting glassy.
“Woah! Thank you! But we didn’t do this for the reward! We did this for the good of humanity…. and, you know… to help you,” little Mina said, referring to the possible arrival of violent extraterrestrials. “Right, guys?”
Harvey nodded. “I really like the observatory and I would be sad if we can’t get it rebuilt!”
Spike sighed. “Plus, where will the teacher take us on field trips? No field trips means more school and that sucks!” He whined.
Hilda smiled sincerely at them. “Aww, thank you! I didn’t realise you liked this place so much.”
‘One more reason to stay,’ Sagittarius pointed out in the woman’s head, making her smile even more.
“I’ll try to hurry up and fix this as soon as possible. And you’re welcome here anytime! You’re now my tiny VIPs.”
“Thank you, Miss Berg,” Harvey thanked, making sure he got the correct title this time. He tapped Mina. “Hey are you coming to sleep over tonight?”
Spike butted his head in. “What? You guys are having a sleepover?”
“Oh! Yeah! That would be so much fun! I just have to ask my mum real quick, but I’m sure she’ll say yes.” The kids said goodbye to the sky witch and headed to Mina’s. “You should come too, Spike. His dad makes fruit come out of ears!” The little bat explained mimicking the gesture of the magician.
“Your dad sounds like a quack!”
Harvey just silently prayed his sister wouldn’t make Spike a quilt.
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Beppi shooed Hilda away. “I got this, I got this! Just go organize your stars!”
Beppi had not awaken when the children had come to visit earlier that evening, much to Hilda’s relief. Unfortunately, he was still here even after she snuck in to check on him in the hopes that he would have taken off. So she was stuck with him until his obnoxious alarm went off, sending the clown tumbling over himself in a perfect pratfall.
Hilda rolled her eyes but finally obliged, casting her cloud and soaring into the night sky to enjoy the moonlight and the quiet away from the clown. He was pleased with this and set up his equipment. It was his first shift and he was a little groggy after a nap, but otherwise happy to start his shift of being a lookout.
If he had to be completely honest, however, he didn’t expect the dragon to REALLY come back to Hilda’s tower. That was like a criminal coming back to the scene of the crime. And he didn’t know any nostalgic criminals. Still, it was something to do and bugging Hilda had been an absolute delight! Not as good as the Baroness, but she was a close second for sure.
He really hoped Djimmi wasn’t too mad at him. The genie had been under a lot of stress as of late but he didn’t really share unless the clown managed to get him to smoke some of his special pipe. He should do that when he got home. Provided Hilda and he weren’t married by that point and running a bumper car business. These thoughts soon filled his dreams as he promptly fell back asleep.
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The skies were fully covered in dark clouds, hiding the moonlight, as night finally set upon the Isles.
Grim was not bothered by the darkness. Instead, he was trying to make himself less nervous, but he was not having much luck. He had spent hours thinking of the horrible, embarrassing thing he did earlier that day in Bon Bon’s castle, and tried to gather the courage to go out again. He wanted to recover his letter to Bon Bon that was sent to Hilda by 'fortunate’ mistake.
He kept playing in his head the awkward conversation Hilda and he would inevitably have, over and over again, until finally one of his heads got sick of it and forced him to get out and start flying towards the observatory, ignoring the rumbling of an approaching storm.
As he drew closer to Hilda’s home on top of the hill, he could feel his heart beat even faster. He so hoped the meteorologist hadn’t opened the letter yet. The storm that had been slow to approach was much closer now. A crash of thunder nearby, startled the dragon into a surprised roar, destabilizing his flight somewhat before he realized it was just thunder. He was really just too tense! He needed to hurry and get to her home so he could put this whole mess behind him.
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Beppi was startled awake by the thunder. He looked at the tea next to him suspiciously. “Hmmmm, I wondered if Hilda drugged me…wouldn’t be the first.” The sound of a loud roar perked him up immensely and he stuck himself out of the window.
Coming toward the tower all shadowy and spooky like was a large dragon. Beppi gaped. “Wow, this IS really lucky!” He gleefully giggled and started to load his glitter cannon.
Grim was flew around the observatory, feeling sorry to see it in such a state. He looked for some lights or indication that the woman was home.
Beppi finished loading his sparkle cannon and took aim. He was still a bit too low so he reinflated his legs and he gave a happy grunt as he was able to aim more effectively. He spotted the dragon and paused.
“Huh, that kinda looks like Grim,” he mused. Then again, the dragon was supposed to look like him a bit. He shrugged and fired.
Grim heard what he thought was a very small thunder, before something painful struck his thigh. He released another, and more terrifying, growl, thankfully managing to keep himself stable in the air as a soft rain started to fall around him.
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The time away from the observatory was a pleasant change for Hilda. It allowed her to calm down, diminishing, although not destroying, the urge to strangle Beppi. She spread the stars out across the night sky, unfortunately missing a few constellations she had forgotten in her hurry to escape the clown.
When she was done, she took the chance to fully clear her head. Taking a deep breath, she settled comfortably on her cloud and admired her work. The view of the stars on the blackness of the infinite universe helped her put thing in perspective. It wasn’t too bad that her observatory was partially destroyed, she realized. It could have been much worse. Like what had destroyed her house when she was on the bed with-.
'Oh! We should definitely do that again!’ Gemini interrupted all too cheerfully in their recognisable unison. Hilda rolled her eyes. She did agree with them that as much fun as she had with Cagney, it was most certainly a one time thing.
'What are you afraid of?’ Sagittarius tried to figure out.
“I’m not afraid of nothing!” The stubborn woman yelled, “I just…don’t feel the same way.”
'Again, you DO realize we are inside your head right?’ Tauros pointed out, rolling his eyes. 'Of course you have feelings for him. We want to kill him, remember?’ Now it was Hilda’s turn to roll her eyes as the rain started to pitter patter around her.
“Leave me alone for a moment, please! I just want to enjoy-!” She heard some kind of growl in the distance. For a second, the sound confused until her thoughts jumped on the possibility that it could be Cagney, who might have turned into his monstrous form for some reason. Though for the life of her, she couldn’t figure out why at this point.
'Well, seeing the clown in your place in the evening might be a good reason. IF he’s the jealous type,” Tauros suggested with an invisible smile, delighting himself with the idea of a possible scuffle with the carnation.
'Don’t be silly!’ Sagittarius said, “It’s probably the mirror dragon! We better head home fast! Beppi might be in danger! He is still injured, right?!’ Hilda opened her eyes widely at the thought before turning into a blimp and rocketing through the clouds towards her home.
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Beppi reloaded another canister of glitter, noting that the first case he shot did a really good job of making the dragon really shimmer.
He was a bit surprised the mirror dragon wasn’t already glittery like it was in the circus. He started to chuckle. "Knowing how things go, it’s probably Grim!” He fired again, now smiling even wider at the thought of dousing Grim in glitter and sequins
Grim roared again at the second impact. He spiraled slightly out of control but this time he was able to see where the projectile came from. “Miss B-b-berg! Why are you shooting me!?” He managed to shout, flying closer to the window, not knowing Beppi was the shooter. “It’s m-me! Grim!”
There was a heavy rain now. Lighting and thunder filed the skies, illuminating the shadowy silhouette of the dragon.
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Beppi scratched his head. He has about 75% sure this was not the dragon they were looking for. Then again, it WAS glittery now - granted it was probably due to him shooting it with glitter but that was beside the point.
He loaded up on canisters and shot it just above the dragon so it would explode, completely drenching it with the glitter. It was even brighter than a disco ball!
Grim growled angrily as the explosion of the glitter and sequins got into his eyes, blinding him. As he struggled to paw the material away from his eyes, Hilda advanced upon him from the skies. She spotted the flailing, shiny dragon near her home and saw red.
“The crystal dragon!” She furiously hollered. The dragon seemed like it was going to crash into her house, so she immediately gathered a small tornado and threw the spiraling wind towards it. “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, YOU BASTARD!”
The tornado reached its target, tossing him away from the house. Grim had to do a great effort to stay in the air, and growled again, confused.
Beppi stopped firing at this point as Hilda swooped in from the sky. He cracked his knuckles. “Whelp! I’ve done my part! Time to grab a snack!”
Grim stabilized his flight, managing to clean his eyes. He looked around, trying to find where the voice came from and what it actually said, for the thunder and heavy rain prevented him from hearing and seeing clearly. He was starting to get really scared. Another thunder boomed near him, making him think it was another of the glitter bombs. He quickly spat a huge flame and turned around frantically, giving him the appearance of whirling fireball in the night sky.
Hilda was too close and didn’t have enough time to doge the attack, forcing her to quickly transform into Gemini. The twin constellation split just in time for the fire to pass between them.
“You’re gonna get it now!” Gemini yelled, creating their golden sphere and shooting projectiles towards the dragon.
Grim felt the hits and growled in pain. He decided it was probably best to flee than to confront whatever was attacking him.
Gemini saw him trying to escape and grinned. “Oh, no you don’t!” Clouds covered their bodies and Tauros thrusted with a snarl towards the scared creature and crashed him against the wall of the cliff, where Hilda’s house stood. Grim released a painful roar and sunk his claws into the rocky surface to prevent him from falling down.
Taurus took the opportunity to strike the dragon a few more times before the dragon could finish scrambling up the wall back up to the house. Grim retaliated with whip-like attacks of his tail and a few fireballs. The heavy water of the rain started to wash the dragon’s scales making him less shiny, but Tauros was too focused in his anger to realize it.
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Another thundering shake of the observatory finally cajoled Beppi to look outside as he ate his snack. “Looks like Hilda’s taking on the dragon. Neato!” He searched through his bags until he found the long, blonde wig and fluffy pom poms he had packed in anticipation of something like this.
He climbed through the hole, put the wig on and started cheering enthusiastically. “Go, Hilda, go! Go, Hilda, go!”
Tauros was about to thrust again when he heard Beppi’s cheers. He looked up and his eyes shined with anger. “You can walk!?”
Grim saw his chance and hit the bull with his tail, giving him the opportunity to get a better look at what he was dealing with. The hit made Taurus lose his focus and transform back into Hilda, who had to immediately summon her cloud to avoid falling.
“Ok! That’s it! NOW I’M PISSED!” She yelled as the clouds started to cover her body to turn into her final form.
Grim finally recognized the woman. “No! No! Wait! It’s me, Grim!” He shouted to the sky witch. At the sound of his voice, she halted mid transformation.
“Grim!?” She exclaimed, emerging from the clouds, still in her human form. “What the fuck!? You scared the shit out of me!”
“I scared y-you!?” The dragon replied with teary eyes. It was obvious he was terrified.
“Well, yeah! I thought you were that shiny dragon who destroyed my observatory!” The woman flew closer to the dragon and pet him gently. “I’m sorry.” She looked back, frowning at the clown, her eyes still shining with anger. “Come, Grim, let’s get dry before we catch a cold.”
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Grim and Hilda stared angrily at the clown as all three sat at the kitchen table, a tea set spread out for them. Well as best as Grim could sit considering he didn’t quite fit into the home. Hilda had to rig up a series of tents and sheets to provide a makeshift protection for the rest of Grim’s body that could not fit within the confines of the home. Grim had the suspicion Beppi knew all along it was him. And Hilda was angry to see him walking and cheering like he never got hurt, which meant all the hugging and caring he had asked from her was absolutely unnecessary.
Beppi continued to smile at both of them. “Sooooo…..how are things going?”
The two bosses were still glaring at him and he couldn’t figure out why. “I feel like you’re both upset with me somehow.” He snapped his fingers. “Oh right! One second!” He reached up and pulled off the wig. “There, you know my secret. I’m not a natural blonde,” he sighed, pouting
“You made me hug you….” Hilda said softly but in a very angry tone. “And you were just FAKING IT?!” Grim rolled his eyes and drank a bit of his tea, his body still sore from the glitter cannons and the fight with Hilda.
Beppi’s smile got a bit smaller. "Would you rather I had been seriously injured?”
Hilda felt a bit guilty, maybe she was overreacting. Again. But she didn’t like being played for a fool neither. “No! Of course not! But, c'mon! You emotionally manipulated me. That’s not cool.” She sipped her tea, trying to gulp the guilt building up in her throat.
Grim had no idea what they were talking about, and he thought it would be wise to stay out of it and wait the proper moment to state his business here. He took the chance to discreetly look around for the letter.
“Am I?”
Beppi pulled up one of his legs up to show a hastily patched long hole. It was already starting to open up again. “Comedic timing makes things hurt less,” he explained with a grimace.
The woman swallowed loudly. “I-I-I’ll help you patch that properly. L-later,” she said, lowering her voice until it was almost a whisper. She avoided the clown’s eyes and tried to hide behind her mug.
“Wow! What happened?” Grim asked, worried. “You need to go to the hospital?”
Beppi stretched and slowly got up with a limp. “No, just back to the circus is all! Give me a day or so and I’ll be right as rain. Just like this rain!” He opened the door and gestured to the rain.
They both looked looked at each other, worriedly.
“If you’re leaving, let me at least give you a lift!” she offered, standing up.
“Oh, or, I can take you. It’s on my way, anyhow. I just need to recover something first.” Grim said shyly.
Beppi shook his head. “Oh no thanks! I’ll just float home! I’m sure I’ll see you both later!” The clown inflated his head and slowly floated back toward the second isle.
Hilda couldn’t help but feel a bit relieved. Having the clown around was really starting to get to her nerves, not to mention the guilt! She truly hoped he would recover soon. After watching Beppi float away, the meteorologist turned to the dragon. “So what’s that something you want to recover? I don’t remember you lending me anything lately.”
“A let~oh! Right!” She smirked. “You mean….” She walked to the counter near the door and opened a drawer, pulling out the letter. .“..this very honest letter you wrote to Bon Bon?”
Grim turned a more intense shade of red. “Y-yeah…that one…I see you have read it…d-did you showed it to Bon Bon?” He asked, afraid of the answer.
“Not yet.” She sat back at the table. “Where did you get the courage to write and send this letter? I mean, no offense, but you don’t really strike me as the 'direct approach’ type.” She let the letter settle on the table between them.
“Uh, yeah. I had a little encouragement from a friend…and Cagney.” Grim replied, embarrassed.
“I knew I recognized this handwriting.” She pointed to the envelope. “But I don’t understand the mix up. This was obviously for Bon Bon, so how come Cagney wrote my address?”
“Well… uh… we were v-very drunk, I guess he must have wrote it b-by reflex.” The dragon decided to keep the existence of Cagney’s letter a secret until Bon Bon decided to give the letter to her. “I should g-go now. It’s getting late and I’m still sore from the f-fight.”
“Oh, yeah, I’m really sorry about that,” Hilda apologized nervously.
“It’s alright… uh.. just… one last t-thing.”
“Yeah?”
“P-p-please don’t tell Bon Bon! I d-don’t want her t-to know that I… I….”
“That you want to see how she looks without her dress?” She giggled, making the dragon very uncomfortable and red with embarrassment. “Don’t worry! I won’t say anything. But you should tell her how you feel before it’s too late.”
Grim nodded shyly and thanked the woman for the tea before taking the letter and flying back to his tower. Hilda found herself alone once more. She took a deep breath, trying to take in the peace.
'How come you never take your own advice?’. Sagittarius asked, making the woman cringe.
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Finally, Grim got back home with the cursed letter and opened it to read its content one last time before turning it into ashes. His eyes opened wide and his jaw fell, his two other heads popped out to the surprise of the content of this envelope.
“Oh… that fucking clown….” They all said in unison.
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Isabella agreed to let Mina go have a sleepover at Harvey’s. After helping her gather her things together, she kissed her goodnight and sent her off before finally turning on herself. She started to get ready herself, for tonight might be the night King Dice would show up.
It didn’t take long for Isabella to reach the Night Owl Club. She walked in, filled with a confidence that cleverly disguised the fact that was indeed blind. “Good evening, Isabella.” The bartender and the rest of the staff greeted the woman as she walked by.
“There has been some changes for tonight.” Oliver, the rooster who worked as a host, said, a bit worried to the bat. “Our lead singer Patricia Parakeet is back, so you will be her back-up singer for tonight.”
Isabella felt awful about this new information. She didn’t mind being a back-up singer but she was expecting King Dice to show up and get a chance to impress him with her musical talents. She would a harder time doing this if she was in the back.
“Oh! Well, that is great! I’m glad she recovered so quickly,” she lied. “Are you going to introduce us?”
“Of course, of course! She’s in her changing room now. We’ll have to wait 'till she comes out. She, ah, doesn’t like to be disturbed.”
Isabella greeted the band and sat at the bar to wait for the lead singer, drinking water with lemon.
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Patricia sat in her dressing room, fuming. She had to share the stage. She NEVER had to share the stage before. But all of her squawking and shrieking did nothing to change Marvin’s mind. Apparently the other girl had signed a contract. Which was a bunch of bird seed in her opinion. Who just signed some girl from nowhere up for a gig? Marvin was as dense as he was short sighted.
She applied the blush heavily to her puffed up yellow feathery cheeks. "I’m should be the one who travels the world, recording records and singing for royalty!” She scowled, adjusting the boa around her neck. She practiced a few bars, applied some throat spray before smirking. “We’ll see what Daddy has to say after he gets back from his business trip!”
She finished up dressing and stepped out, her beady eyes immediately scanning the bar for any new faces. Particularly any dumb floozies that were stupid enough to try to steal her gig. There was a peahen that tried one time and, well, one of her feathers made for a wonderful decoration for Patricia’s hat. And let’s just say the beautiful feathery boar around her neck had been a delightful gift from her father after she had him remove that trio of flamingos that tried to force her to be a back-up singer.
Her eyes fell on a mature bat and she paused. This wasn’t the competition she was expecting. But bats weren’t know to be powerful singers so she confidently swayed toward the woman. “Are you the back up singer?” She asked when she got close enough, ruffling her feathers.
Isabella’s ears wiggled at the sound of approaching steps and her nose twitched at the smell of strong perfume. “Hi! Yes I am. And you are Miss Parakeet?” She guessed, judging for the expensive scent she was wearing.
Patricia smiled at the introduction. “Yes, I’m Patricia Parakeet. But you will continue to refer to me as Miss Parakeet. Not Patricia and NEVER Patty. Do you understand?”
“Of course, Miss Parakeet.” Isabella smiled. She wasn’t the first star wannabe she encountered. And she was sure it wouldn’t be the last. It was best to let her think she was in charge. “Your voice is very familiar! Where have you performed before here?” Better gather some intel, she thought.
Patricia smirked. “Ha! I truly doubt you have heard me before. I only sing at places where the patrons are real class acts. Cream of the crop, the like you wish you had a chance to even glimpse at. But you will have the opportunity to hear me tonight.” She leaned in a bit closer. “There’s a chance of a promoter coming tonight and if you screw this up for me or try to upstage me in some way, I will make life in the isles very, VERY uncomfortable for you. Do we understand each other?”
“Oh my! Coming on a bit strong, are we? You feel threatened by my voice, dear?” Isabella used her enticing tone to show how charming she could get.
Patricia snorted at the bat’s attempt. She recognized the change in tone. She couldn’t copy it, but she could recognize it well enough. “Hardly! I can’t have an amateur mucking things up for me! And if you hadn’t signed on with Marvin, you would already be gone.”
The bird started to walk away only to pause. “Don’t think you’re the only one who can win a crowd, sister. I’m not just a pretty parrot.”
“Well, I wouldn’t know about your looks, but you certainly are a smelly one if you need that amount of perfume.” She finished her drink. “Should we practice, Miss Parakeet?” she asked innocently.
Patricia had picked up a very thin champagne flute but at Isabella’s words, she snapped the stem in half. “Smelly? Figures you bats only have a refined sense of hearing, not smell!” She hissed. She patted her feathers down at the sight of patrons starting to walk in.
“I’ve already practiced, but I’m sure you could use a warm up. Perhaps in the alley attached to the kitchen? Where they throw out the dish water.”
The bat stood up and walked towards the band. "You know what? I’ll wing it,” she said, waving her delicate wings, “That way you’ll have a better chance to get noticed by the promoter.” She smirked, but got distracted and stumbled into a table with a thud. “La naiba!” the woman cursed, embarrassed, and walked slowly towards the stage.
The Lounge Lizards had just finished tuning their instrument when Patricia stepped on stage. She started to croon, not putting too much effort in as the night had barely got started. Still it earned a whistle or two from the small amount of patrons and she couldn’t help but shoot the blind bat a dirty look.
Isabella started the evening as a pretty good back singer, adapting her tone to the bird’s voice as the song required it. She didn’t overstep into Patricia’s spotlight and let her continue on, letting her become overconfident. The night just started, and the bat knew she would get her chance to wipe her shoes with Patricia’s feathers.
During the short intermissions between songs, Oliver would stop by to critique them, to say how good they looked out there and how well they complimented each other. And more importantly, if any promoters had arrived. Isabella acted humble in front of the rooster, but whenever the singers were alone, they would get right back to the fighting.
It was during one of those spat breaks where Patricia really found herself getting riled up by the nonchalance of the bat. “What do you hope to get out of this? A free ride to some of the most elite clubs? Money? You wouldn’t know what to do with class if it came and bit you in the ass.”
Marvin tried his best to ignore the women’s squabbling. At least the two could sing well even if they were at each other’s throats. He started to walk toward the bar to reorganize the stash only to freeze as the atmosphere changed.
There was no mistaking the new visitor and he turned quickly toward him, rubbing his hands together. “Aw, King Dice! What an absolute pleasure for you to visit my little club!”
The large casino house boss stepped toward the mole. “Little might be stretching it, Marvin.”
Marvin nodded, glad no debt collection was happening. “Can I get you a whiskey neat, or sour patch on the rocks?”
King Dice shook his head. “Perhaps later, I’m here for business reasons.”
“Business?” He gulped hesitantly. The last time someone from the Casino was here for “business”, a couple of arms were broken and the wall paper had to be replaced. However, none of those things had happened yet so Marvin was cautiously optimistic. King Dice chuckled.
“Well I hear you’ve got two singers that are a choice bit of calico.”
The mole brightened up. “Oh! You mean Isabella and Patricia! Yes, yes. Had you wanted to meet them?”
“I would be most obliged.” The mole lead King Dice to the stage at the sign of a break and winced as he overheard the two women bickering. “Ladies,” he interrupted, “I would like you to meet a friend of the club, King Dice.”
Isabella’s ears perked up, but she kept her cool. Finally, there was his opportunity to meet King Dice. “Pleasure to meet you, Mr Dice,” she said, charmly, taking a lovely pose, with one hand on her hips, that innocently showed her soft curves.
King Dice very subtly took in her figure. “Well hi de ho, ma'am. You must be Isabella?”
“And I’m Patricia!” Patricia interrupted, pushing her way in front of Isabella and batting her eyelashes.
King Dice smirked. “You certainly are. How long have you both been singing?”
The bat smiled at Patricia’s childish way to interrupt, for that proved she was nervous and more prompt to make a mistake.
“Well…”. She played shyly. “My origins are humble, but my hardwork has taken me far. Started singing in the lower districts in Paris when I was eight, and somehow I made my way to Germany, England, Italy…and now here.” She added a subtle sensual inflection into that last sentence, hoping that King Dice would pick up on that, and hopefully, fall for his charms.
King Dice smiled appreciatively at Isabella’s summary. “I like a woman who’s traveled. A gal who knows her onions.” He turned to Patricia. “And how about you?”
Patricia fluffed up her feathers. “Well, I’m a born natural! But daddy made sure I had the best lessons anyway even though he says that you can’t improve perfection,” She tweeted happily.
The casino employee raised an eyebrow and grinned. “Well, you ain’t certainly no canceled stamp, that’s for sure. Do you have family around here?”
Isabella shrugged. She didn’t like to talk about her Mina in the club. You never knew who could be listening, and years of hiding had made the bat paranoid. Still, she was planning on staying here for while, so he would eventually find out regardless.
She cleared her throat and recovered her confidence. “I like to travel light”. She kept smiling. “ I only bring my daughter with me.”
King Dice grinned even wider at that. “Well, that’s just sweet. So you and Miss Parakeet here? How long have you worked together?”
Patricia waved a feather, flopping Isabella in the face. “Oh she hasn’t been here very long at all! She’s a temp is all. Just one of my background singers until my career really takes flight if ya know what I mean,” she winked at the older dice.
Isabella’s nose got tickled by the feather, and the woman decided to not hold it back and sneezed on Patricia. “Oh! Dear! I’m SO sorry!” She fakely apologized. “My nose is very sensitive, you know?” She had to make an effort not to laugh.
“Well hopefully your nose isn’t too sensitive for all the cigar smoke around here. I’m from a place that caters to a certain type of clientele that values their vices, including have a drag or two.”
Patricia shrieked and made a motion to strike the bat with her wing.
King Dice took Ms. Parakeet’s wing. “I’m sure you could find it possible in your incredible large heart to allow Isabella here a chance to sing as well. I’d hate to have to leave if I didn’t think things were…fair.”
Patricia was irritated but didn’t want to wreck her chances. “I suppose she could have a turn. But only ONE song. She IS back up, afterall.”
He grinned. “I’m sure that will be enough for me to determine who has the greater stage presence.” The King waved them both off as he turned around. “I look forward to hearing what you girls sing.”
“I will not disappoint you,” Isabella said sweetly as King Dice walked away. Once she was certain he was out of hearing range, she turned to Patricia. "Well, I’ll let you go first dear. I wouldn’t want to put you in the position of following my act.” she said, full of confidence.
Patricia smiled. “Yes, I can only see how appropriate that is. After all, it’s beauty before age.”
“Isn’t the saying 'age before beauty’?” Marvin asked as he walked by the two women.
“Nobody asked you, Marvin!” Patricia tweeted angrily. She strutted back up to the stage and quickly chatted with the band before approaching the microphone with a sensual smile to her lips.
“How many of you boys here want to feel special tonight?” She asked before she started to croon.
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'She has a strong stage presence, I’ll give her that…’ Isabella thought to herself hearing how the audience cheered and whistled to the bird. 'If she wasn’t such a diva wannabe, I could learn a thing or two from her…’
The sing ended and everybody broke in a applause, including herself.
Patricia blew a couple of sweet birdie kisses to the crowd, already spotting a pile of telephone numbers waiting for her on one of the watier’s trays. She flipped her tail feathers at Isabella. “Hope you fly well because there’s no way you’re reaching the bar that I just set with that”
The bat smiled at the bird, trying to show confidence. Truth was, she was starting to doubt herself.
She talked to the band and Oliver accompanied her to the microphone.
“Evening, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s hear it again for Miss Parakeet!” Isabella spoke into the microphone. Everybody started cheering again. “She’s a wonderful inspiration to us singers all around the world,” she continued talking as the applause started to fade. “And I have to thank her for giving me the chance to prove my worth here tonight. Thank you, Miss Parakeet, for trusting in me”. She sounded sincere and elicited some admiration applause from the crowd.
The music started and Isabella waited for her cue. “Trussst in meeee…” The song began and she accompanied every phrase with subtle sensual movements of her body.
The audience grew mesmerized by her enticing tone and the snake like movements she did with her body.
It was as if a spell has been placed over the crowd - a fact that did not go unnoticed by King Dice. Even he found the bat very mesmerizing indeed. It appeared Chips and Mangosteen had been on to something after all. It would almost make up for the fact that he was going to be assigning them extra shifts for having dragged him out of an important meeting for this.
Yes, a singer like this could do very well at the Casino and he started drafting up the contract in his head already
The song ended and the public broke into an applause and cheered at the new talent. Isabella thanked them and Oliver helped her back down the stage. She hoped King Dice was as pleased as the audience.
Patricia shook her head as if she was waking up from a dream and confusedly looked around. Everyone was cheering enthusiastically and she furrowed her feathered brow in confusion. How did this happen? Was she a witch?! Not a missed note nor an accidental warble. There was no way this could have been happened.
The evening continued as normal, with both singers on stage this time. The public was very pleased and the evening got very animated.
It was time for the singers to take a break and Isabella headed to the bar and ordered a glass of water with lemon. She was starting to get worried. Patricia had a talent to change tones very quickly and it was a bit hard for her to follow sometimes. She wondered if that would hurt her chances to get picked by the casino owner.
She took a sip of her drink and tried to relax. Her thoughts shifted to her deceased lover and sadness rushed in her heart like a wave. If she played her cards right, she might get him back again.
“Tonic water and lemon?” King Dice observed as he took a seat next to her, “I respect that. It’s not professional to get zozzled on the clock.”
They could hear Patricia guffaw as she sat on a table surrounded by some of the males. “Oh you’re so funny, Charlie!” She laughed, gently hitting a bloke and taking another dip of her martini.
Her ears perked at the voice of the man and she quickly recover her charming facade, showing a sweet smile. “Some people need a bit of liquid confidence.” She chuckled. “Enjoying the show so far?”
King Dice motioned for the bartender to bring him a drink. “Quite. Any chance I could borrow some of your time for a private conversation?”
She hid her enthusiasm. “Of course. If you like, we can go to the changing room backstage. To talk. In private”. She felt like she needed to clarify. Although, he did sound like a gentleman, and it had been a while since she was handle by a gentleman. Her cheeks blushed slightly, and her heat rate started to become dormant, as it has been for years.
King Dice smiled. “You sweet bunny, I ain’t no skirt chaser.” He followed her into the dressing room and took a seat. “Miss Isabella, I am the house manager for a little place at the edge of the isles called the Devil’s Casino. I’m responsible for a lot day to day tasks, special events and tournaments, as well as the entertainment. And from what I’ve seen tonight, I think you would make a good addition to our staff. Is something that would tickle your interests?”
The bat widened her smile. “Indeed it does, Mr Dice! When can I start?” She said sweetly, feeling closer to her goals.
The dice smiled and retrieved a piece of paper. “You could start this week if it so pleases you.”
He laid the paper flat on the table in front of the bat, the raised dots on the parchment indicating the braille text. “The casino doesn’t just employ anyone off the street, mind you. That Patricia bird is a very lovely doll, but she doesn’t have the right lifestyle for a position like this. We like to employ those that have more experience, maturity,” King Dice started to explain.
He pulled out a pen and held it out to the eager woman. “An employee who knows to follow the rules because they have something…or someone to lose if they don’t,” he added, still keeping a smile on his face.
Isabella heard the warnings of the casino owner, and she didn’t like what he was implying. Still, she caressed the paper sheet with the tip of her fingers and started reading the dots on it. It seemed like a standard contract.
She held the pen nervously. She was so close to get what she wanted. Not only would she work at the Devil’s Casino, but she would have easier access to the Big Boss himself. It was just a matter of time.
She signed the contract with a lovely, well calligraphed signature, and extended her arm to shake his. “Thank you very much for giving me the chance, Mr Dice. I won’t disappoint” She said sweetly.
King Dice plucked the paper away and stuck it into his breast pocket. “We look forward to having you on board. Swing by this week when you’re ready to start.”
He excused himself and left the room, leaving Isabella alone. He made eye contact with Patricia as he walked through the bar and smiled and nodded at her.
Patricia froze, not needing words to understand what had happened. But that didn’t mean she wasn’t going to use some of her own words to express HER displeasure what happened.
“Are you freakin serious?!” She shrieked, nearly making KD laugh.
Marvin went to assuage her. “Patricia, calm down.”
“She wasn’t even here for a week!”
“Trust me, I’m just as disappointed as you are. I would have loved nothing more than for you to leave as well,” Marvin admitted.
Patricia really fluffed up her feathers and pushed away some of the guys she had attracted. She went to the bar and ordered something heavy. She would make that bat if it was the last thing she did.
Necrokitty Tales: Trouble in Inkwell Isle (Chapter 23)
Authors’ note: Necrida’s writing will be in italics and SPKC’s writing with be regular font.If you have no idea what this roleplaying thing is, you can start from the beginning here.
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Grim watched Isabella demonstrate the stretches from the children. He was very hesitant to join and snuck a glance toward Bon Bon. The woman was smiling as she watched the lesson, making the dragon swell up his chest. He realized this class was a good chance to show off a little in front of the Baroness and started to stretch with the bats. He thought about what cool flying acrobatics he knew how to do.
Isabella kept describing different stretching exercises. “And finally, we always end with the sun salutation!”
"Yay!” Mina cheered. She leaned over to her rabbit friend. “It’s my favourite,” she whispered to Harvey.
“Ok, we’re going to bend our backs down, reaching for our ankles. Bend your knees if you need to,” the bat started explaining.d “Then we’re going to put our hands together, as if we were praying, and slowly we’ll get back up, reaching for the sky with our hands as far as we can…aaand we greet the sun: HELLO, SUN!” She yelled and waved to the sky.
“HELLOOO, SUUUUN!” The little bat cheered giggling.
Grim smiled “Hello, s-sun!” He said shyly.
“No, no, no.” Isabella shook her head. “You gotta shout! The sun is very far, he can’t hear you.”
“Oh, eh, ok… ” The dragon took a deep breath. “HELLO, SUN!” He roared so loud that it echoed around his tower.
Mina clapped impressed and Isabella chuckled. “Better.”
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As the flyers finished their stretches, Hopus moseyed around the Second Isle’s stores, browsing the selection of stuff. It would be really nice if he could find something for his wife. She was a real trooper, managing the home while he had been putting in the overtime.
King Dice had been especially demanding as of late. Something must be going on to get the house manager all worked up but Hopus preferred not to know what it is, preferring to keep his head down and work.
He was aware of residents furtively glancing his way and he realized he was wearing his bow tie. He would have taken it off but the rabbit wanted to stop by the circus real quick, check out the damage.
Maybe have a talk with the clown.
Hopus walked into the carnival and let out a low whistle. “Wow,” he admired. There was broken glass and embers everywhere. He carefully walked around the bits and pieces. Looks like Harvey and Hannah had a very good time last night. He should let them go out more often.
He could hear the familiar voice of Beppi and casually walked over to see the clown sulking, holding a piece of broken mirror.
“Hello, Beppi,” Hopus greeted casually.
Beppi froze for only the briefest of seconds before looking at Hopus with a humongous smile. “Heya Hopus! I haven’t seen you in a while! Not since your buddies dragged your beaten butt back to the casino.”
Yes, their last interaction hadn’t ended on the most pleasant of circumstances. Not that Hopus minded as much. Or at least was not showing that he minded.
Hopus kept the same grin. “I could say the same. Looks like they stitched that arm back on really well. Could hardly tell it had been torn off.”
Beppi gestured elsewhere. “We can thank Djimmi for that. You haven’t seen him, have you?”
“No?”
“Darn. I’ve been trying to call him on day but he’s not picking up.” Beppi held up his “phone” to prove his point.
Hopus looked at it. “That’s a piece of mirror.”
“Magic mirror. That Djimmi made,” Beppi clarified.
“You could always walk to his home?”
“Nah. This is more fun. I’m hoping that if he picks up, his face will be all warped because of the mirror… And he won’t be too mad that a lot of the mirror’s got broken last night.”
“Yeah, I can tell.”
Beppi looked at him more closely. “Ya know, you don’t happen to have mini versions of you running around, do ya?”
“That’s a queer question.”
“Two of the little kids from yesterday were rabbits is all. Looked a lot like you, minus the sharp pointy teeth ya know?”
Hopus played dumb. “Huh. I’ll have to check around and make sure I didn’t conjure up any by accident.”
Beppi tried one more time with the mirror but gave up. He checked with Hopus. “Did you wanna ride the bumper cars with the rest of your buds?”
“Oh nah, just wanted to…rest of my buds?”
“Yeah, Mango and Chips are on them now. Isn’t that why you’re here?”
“Not exactly. Just wanted to check things out. But I’ll head over there and see how the guys are. Good luck with your phone call.”
“Thanks. Hopefully it doesn’t reflect too badly of me if I can’t make it ”
Sure enough, Mango and Chips were at the bumper cars, ramming into each other over and over again. They spotted Hopus and waved. “Hey, Hopus!” Mango yelled, “Care to join us?”
“Not now, just visiting with my family. You two having fun on our days off?”
Chips grinned. “Hell yeah, we just saw the most amazing siren!!”
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The Baroness stifled a giggle at how enthusiastically the flyers were shouting. Hopefully Grim’s booming voice wouldn’t alarm any townsfolk. It had before but by this point, everyone was quite used to his volume and just carried out with their daily lives.
“So what’s the next step?” She asked curiously.
Grim looked at the tower. “I g-guess we dive? T-that’s how I learned.”
“By jumping off towers?” Mina asked, very worried.
“Actually, it was a m-mountain,” The dragon clarified.
“Ah! Me too!” Isabella chuckled. “I even broke a leg.”
“I broke t-two, and my tail!” Grim replied, strangely proud of it. Isabella whistled in admiration.
Mina looked curiously at her mother. "Who taught you how to fly, mama?”
“Hmmm. It was this friend of Madame Butterfly. I remember he was very nice with kids…until we found out he was a pedop~!” Isabella bit her lip, remembering there were kids present. Grim and Bon Bon looked at each other nervously.
Harvey raised an eyebrow and scratched his head. “A pedo what?”
Knowing her daughter, it was best to give an answer, or she wouldn’t rest until she figured it out herself. The woman cleared her throat. “ A pedooo…dactyl!” She finally said, hopping that would be enough to satisfy their curiosity.
“A pedodactyl? You mean pterodactyl?” Mina asked, confused.
“Ah! Yes yes, that’s it! Haha! Me and my awful English!” The bat laughed nervously.
“Pterodactyl…as in a dinosaur?” Mina insisted.
“Mmmhmm.” Isabella affirmed.
“A 65 million years old dinosaur?”
“Oh yes, he was quite old. Probably dead now.” The woman tried to sound convincing. “But enough questions now! Let’s go diving!” She kneeled in front of her daughter so she could climb on her back.
“Actually, can I go on your back, Grim?” She asked innocently with big puppy eyes “I always wanted to ride on a dragon!”
Grim couldn’t resist her cuteness and nodded. “Sure! Hop on, k-kids!” He said, lying on his belly so they could climb on him. “And leave some r-room for Bon Bon.”
Baroness Von Bon Bon seemed surprised. “Oh! Am I riding too? Will that be too much for you?” She asked as Harvey and Mina were already climbing into the flopped dragon.
“Well, y-you won’t see m-much from down here,” Grim blushed, embarrassed. Truth be told, he really wanted to have her near him again just like this morning.
“Hop on! Hop on!” Mina said trying to encourage Bon Bon.
Isabella listened to their interaction, trying to catch any hint of subtext that would confirm Goopy’s gossip from last night. This was going to be fun for her too.
“Well, if that’s going to be all right by you, let me me board.” The Baroness climbed on top of Grim and made sure to securely hold onto his scales. She didn’t ride Grim that often, but if she treated it like riding a horse bareback, she could manage it.
A large horse that is, she mused, glancing down at the ground.
Harvey patted Grimm. “Okay we are all on now!”
Grim shivered slightly feeling Bon Bon on his back and when he was sure everyone was settled in, he spread his wings. With a powerful flap, he lifted from the ground. He started to fly in circles around the tower as he climbed altitude, making sure his back would stay as horizontal as possible. He didn’t want to let anybody fall.
Isabella followed, keeping her distance to avoid getting hit by Grim’s wings. Mina started giggling and yelling out of excitement. She was riding a dragon!
Noticing her enthusiasm, Grim roared to make her experience more authentic. Mina tried to roar as well, only to release the cutest kitten meow. She covered her mouth and lowered her ears, embarrassed.
Minutes later, they reached the top of Grim’s tower. The dragon softly landed and laid on his belly to let everybody down.
“That was amazing!!!” Mina said, lifting her arms in the air. Isabella landed as well and smiled at her daughter’s excitement.
Harvey hopped off. “Holy cow! That was amazing!”
The Baroness slid off, running her hand along Grim’s back affectionately. “Yes it most certainly was. Is it Mina’s turn now to fly?” She asked, winking at the B-cat.
The kids enthusiasm made Grim feel more confident, but it quickly faded when Bon Bon slid off him, sending a delightful shiver all over his spine. He turned his head away pretending he needed to scratch his nose to hide his blushing.
Mina smiled at the Baroness and nodded. “Yes! Today will be the day I conquer the skies!”
Isabella smiled tenderly, sitting on the edge of the railing and crossing her legs. “That’s the spirit, my little îngar!” She cheered.
Grim recovered and cleared his throat before speaking. “Let’s begin!” He got closer to the railing where Isabella was sitting. “The easiest way t-to start flying is by catching a wind. Did your mother t-talk to you about that?”
“Oh yes! I kinda manage to do it when I glide, but I can never use it to lift myself,” The little girl said, a bit sad.
“It’s alright, nobody gets it on the first t-try” The dragon tried to make her feel better and Mina smiled shyly. “It’s very easy, you just have t-to dive in, heads first, and keep your wings closed” the dragon showed with his wings the correct position. Mina tried to imitate him. “That’s good!”
Isabella clapped “Yay, Mina!”
“And then, ” the dragon continued “you open your wings slowly, k-keeping the right angle.” He demonstrated again with his wings. “And then, you k-keep going until you’re horizontal. Questions?”
Mina didn’t seem very sure. “Could you demonstrate, please?”
“S-sure!” The dragon nodded and threw himself from the tower doing the movements he had described until he caught up to a wind. To return, he decided to show off a little, and did an elegant swirl before landing in the tower again. “Tadaaah!”
Harvey clapped enthusiastically. “Mina can totally do that! She’s the best!” He cheered helpfully.
Grim did some small bows with his head in appreciation. The bats clapped in admiration as well. Well, mostly Mina. Isabella clapped when she heard everyone doing so, although felt a bit sad she wouldn’t be able to enjoy the show.
The Baroness winked at Grim. “Maybe float by her if she needs a pointer or two?”
He nodded at Bon Bon and turned to the b-cat. “Ready to d-dive with me?” the dragon asked.
Mina hesitated, looking how far up they where, but she nodded at the dragon. She stood on the railings, spreading her wings.
“On three,” Grim said showing Mina the starting position. “One. Two. Thr~!”
“I can’t do it!” Mina panicked at the last second. “I-i-It’s too far! Too windy! Eh…the sun is on my face!” She tried to made up an excuse.
“Oh! Don’t be afraid, draga mea!” Isabella approached her. "You have to trust your wings. You were built to fly!”
“And I’ll be flying right next t-to you! You’re not getting hurt on m-my watch,” the dragon said, pointing at himself with his thumb.
“You can t-try to close your eyes, it helped me on my first flights.” Grim suggested.
Mina tried to go a second time only with her eyes closed, and even if it was better, she didn’t dare to take the leap. She started to feel nervous and a bit ashamed. All this fuss and excitement just to back down like this. What would Harvey think of her now?
“Mina.” Her mother put a hand on her shoulder. “Every great journey starts with a small step.” She smiled tenderly. “Sure! It can be a very scary step, but think of the wonders that await you after! You will explore the world, you will conquer the skies, and if you put your mind to it, you will discover the wonders of the universe itself! Aaaall that…from a small first step.”
Mina looked at her mother, charmed by the idea of becoming an explorer, and looked back down with renewed determination. She took a deep breath and got into position. Grim prepared himself as well to jump next to her.
The little bat closed her eyes and imagined she was about to jump into a pool full of cotton candy. She slowly let herself get pulled by gravity until it made her fall. Isabella had to fight her motherly instinct to jump to her aid when she heard her small child screaming.
The floor was getting close at an alarming rate, and Mina started panicking and flapping her wings, scared.
“Head first!” Grim said, flying next to her with a smile. Mina looked at him relieved that he was around, and tried to get into position. “That’s right, you got this! Now, you have the speed, time to ride! Change the angle on your wings.” The girl did as she was told but the speed made the air too strong around her tiny wings and she couldn’t get the right angle.
The impact was imminent but Grim softly grabbed the b-cat in the air and with a swirl he flew back up to the tower. Mina clung to the dragon’s skin, breathing heavily and full of adrenaline. “That was…hhh soo…hhhh scary!” She managed with a smile.
“First time always is” Grim chuckled not feeling the feline’s claws. “At least you didn’t break any bones.”
“Oh! My dulceata! I’m so proud of you!” Isabella clapped.
Grim was an excellent teacher; he was very patient with Mina. He didn’t mind repeating himself, and he really had fun correcting Mina’s knowledge about dragons.
Isabella was very grateful for his help. She felt a bit sad she wasn’t able to teach her herself. But the bat was very aware of her limitations, and as the years passed by, she learned to accept it, and take help from others. She was happy to know her little girl was going to fly soon.
The flyers kept diving from the tower and Mina was making progress. At some point she managed to catch a wind that carried her to the limits of the garden.
“That was really g-good, Mina!” Grim said, getting close to the tree she grabbed on to. “A bit more practice and you’ll be flying in no t-time!” The little bat smiled at the dragon, panting exhausted.
Isabella, who was flying next to them, noticed her child’s fatigue. “I think we had enough for today” she chuckled. “We’ll take over again next week.”
“Oh no! Can we continue tomorrow?” The little b-cat asked.
“Dulceata, we can’t be bothering Grim all weekend! He has a life too, you know?”
“It won’t b-be a bother at all” Grim hurried to answer. “I’m really enjoying it, you can come by when ever you want!” This was helping him to be way more confident, and he liked that feeling. If this kept up, he might almost have the courage to ask Bon Bon out. He turned red at the thought.
“Aww! that’s very nice of you, Grim” Isabella used her enticing voice this time, confusing the dragon.
“No p-problem,” he had very little experience in terms of love, and he thought she was actually hitting on him. He got nervous. “I-I-I’m gonna go pick up the others,” he said, flying towards the tower.
Isabella smiled. He was a sensitive dragon, and she found that adorable. The bats flew down to ground and Grim reached the tower, slightly blushing.
“C-classes are over, let me t-take you down.”
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“You saw her at the club, you say?” Hopus confirmed.
“Yeah, well until that fight broke out and we all had to leave. But KD sounded very interested. Ya know, when he was done yelling at us.”
“Best part is, she’s blind! Mango totally have a shot at her since she can’t see his ugly mug.”
“Buzz off, Chips!”
Hopus scratched his head. “She sounds an awful lot like the mother of Harvey’s friend.”
“Ah, what? She’s a mom?!”
“She’s still hot.”
Hopus jutted a thumb toward Grim’s place. “They’re having a flying lesson right now but maybe we can head on over in a few just to be sure.”
“Sounds like a plan!”
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The Baroness applauded the way Grim was patient with the little bat girl. As she brought her hands down, she couldn’t help but feel something poking at her from the side. She peeked at it and spotted an envelope.
Oh yes, the strange letter. Normally she wouldn’t be one to open personal mail outside of her castle but it seemed harmless enough and everyone else was enthralled with the lesson. She pulled it out and carefully opened the envelope before removing a bright sheet of glittery paper.
Her eyes glossed over the body of the letter and she turned as red as a cherry. “O-oh!” She couldn’t help but gasp, quickly folding the letter shut.
Harvey heard the gasp and looked over to see a very red faced Baroness. “Baroness, are you okay?” He asked, hopping over to her.
The royal woman swallowed but her throat was dry. “Oh, I uh, I’m fine!” She tried to say.
Harvey pointed out the letter. “Did you get a letter?”
The Baroness had no words.
Grim noticed the Baroness was slightly more red than usual as he landed. “Y-you’re ok, Bon Bon?” He asked, worried.
Harvey bounced up and down as Grim approached. “The Baroness got a letter!” Harvey cheerfully pointed out. He looked up at the dragon with a smile, “How did Mina do? Are you guys going to practice again tomorrow?” He asked, distracting the dragon.
The Baroness took another moment to reread the letter whilst the dragon was distracted. She had been so caught off guard she hadn’t finished reading it:
‘You are one of the most frustrating, stubborn women I have ever met and I cannot imagine a day without hearing your annoying stupid voice because hearing your voice makes me so happy that it drives me insane. And I can only imagine how your voice would sound when it’s screaming my name while I pollinate and dominate you dumb, sexy, amazing, silph. Sincerely, Cagney’- CAGNEY?
She turned even redder. The crass flower from Isle one had sent her a love letter. Oh God, the very thought made her stomach twist. Sure, there could be something very, very, VERY small about him that might be charming (and that was really pushing it) but she in no way reciprocated those feelings.
Bon Bon’s mind swam. How long had he felt this way? What would she do next time she saw him? She realized there was more and quickly read on:
'PS I wish I hadn’t broken that tiny pot because it means so much to us and I love you but i gotta puke because Grim pours heavy absinthe…’
Tiny pot? She never made a pot when she was younger. A trebuche, yes. But not a pot. Now she was even more confused. But Grim was mentioned. Perhaps the dragon would know more. She looked up to see the dragon still around. “Grim, may I speak with you privately?” She asked, trying to keep her tone even.
Grim nodded. “Sure! Just, let me t-take Harvey down real quick.” He helped the little bunny hop on his back and swiftly flew down the tower, leaving the bunny with Isabella and Mina. He quickly flew back to the top of the tower. “Is everything ok, Bon Bon? You f-feeling sick?” The dragon asked worried.
The image of Cagney pinning her down and deflowering her DID make her nearly gag, but Bon Bon swallowed hard instead, trying not to shudder at the thought of that plant getting anywhere near her privates. She presented the letter to Grim. “The post delivered this letter this morning. I, well, perhaps you would know more about this than me? I’m rather disturbed by this.”
The dragon froze. He completely forgot about the letter. That’s why she was weird! She must think he’s a disgusting pervert! This was going to be the last conversation he would ever have with her.
He reached for the letter with a very shaky claw. “Eh! B-b-baroness! I-I-I can explain… I….” He looked at the writing and realised this wasn’t his very exquisitely calligraphy handwriting. It was Cagney’s!
“Oh! Thank God!” He yelled in relief. He noticed Bon Bon’s look and quickly explained himself. “I mean~ t-this isn’t f-for you. It’s for Hilda!” He showed her the scribble at the beginning of the letter. It was actually a bit hard to read. “Cagney came b-by a few days ago and we t-talked and… well, we kinda drank a bit,” the dragon said nervously.
Then it hit him, if Bon Bon had Cagney’s letter, then that meant…
The Baroness immediately let out a huge sigh of relief. "Oh thank God. The thought of doing anything remotely sexual with that plant sounds rather unpleasant.” She looked at the letter. “I, should I deliver it to Hilda? It IS addressed to her, I suppose, but did Cagney even mean to write this?”
The thought of his beloved Baroness doing something remotely sexual with anyone, made his blood boil… even more than what was natural. But at the mention of whether or not the letter should be delivered made his blood turn cold.
“Oh no! Nonononono!” He shook his head and clutch the letter. “C-cagney was really drunk and, let’s face it, t-this is a horrible letter.”
“Oh! We should make a better one!” They both turned their heads at the very pleasant voice. Isabella had managed to fly silently towards them and was now hanging from one of the spires. “I just flew here to tell you we were leaving, but this is so much fun! Let’s do it!” She said excited. “Let’s give a little push to those love birds.” She smiled, holding her hands together. Grim looked at the bat speechless.
The Baroness looked at Isabella a bit confusedly. “This is a fairly adult letter,” she managed to finally admit, “but at the same time, I can’t imagine Cagney otherwise willingly admit any form of romantic feelings unless under duress.”
She crossed her arms, “Then again, tampering with the mail is against the law…it should be delivered to its intended recipient…. what do you think, Grim?”
“I d-don’t know…” Grim hesitated. “It’s still a bad letter…Hilda might kill him for this.”
“Wait a minute!” Isabella flew down to the floor. “Let’s deliver it!”
“B-but-!”
“Wait! Listen, listen… you say the flower has trouble expressing his feelings, but this letter express them pretty well.” She chuckled. “So we deliver it to Hilda, she gets pissed or, who knows, maybe she likes this kind of language… either way, she will go confront him. They will both be forced to talk about their feelings for each other, and they will realise how much they love each other, and they will live happily ever after, if they work on their relationship.” She added quickly extending her arms with open palms. “What do you think? Good plan, right?”
Grim looked at the letter worried. “I d-don’t know. Besides Bon Bon, Cagney is pretty much my only friend, and we’re not even that c-close. If he ever finds out I didn’t take back the letter, he will never speak to me again….”
Bon Bon folded the letter and put it back in the envelope. “I will call an audience and deliver it to Hilda then. If Cagney inquires about this letter or if you had any involvement, you can just deny any knowledge.” The Baroness smiled and patted him on the arm. “It’s not like you wrote a letter or anything,” she reassured him, hoping her words would soothe the large dragon.
Grim gulped. “Hehe, y-y-yeah, ” he laughed nervously, trying to think for a way to recover his own letter.
“Yay!” Isabella clapped excited. “Oh please, you will have to tell me about Hilda’s reaction.” She said to Bon Bon before diving from the tower giggling. 'Goopy is not gonna believe this.’ She thought to herself.
Mina’s mother had nearly landed on the ground as Harvey grabbed Mina’s claws. “How was it? What was it like flying? Did you have fun?”
“It was amazing!” Mina yelled, happy. “It felt so weird to be carried by the wind like that! Oh man! I can’t wait to actually fly! And then I’ll carry you around with me! It’s gonna be so much fun!” She kept rambling about how awesome having wings was until Isabella reached the ground.
“Ok! Great class! Now time to go home and eat! I’m starving! Harvey, would you like to eat with us?”
Mina’s eyes opened wide. “Oh yes! Please! Stay!”
Harvey had just opened his mouth to agree when he heard his name being called. “Harvey!”
He turned to see his dad walking toward him and he wasn’t alone. Two of the other casino employees were alongside him.
Grim was about to fly down with the Baroness when he noticed all the people in his garden. He shrouded nervously. “So m-many people… you want me to take you home directly?” He asked Bon Bon.
The Baroness looked down and her eyes narrowed. “Those are casino debtors, Grim. What are they doing here?” She didn’t realize she had started holding him a little tighter and pressing herself against him worriedly.
It felt really good to have the Baroness so close, but Grim knew her well enough to notice she was concerned. “We don’t have t-to go down right away. We can go inside and have tea?” He dared to ask blushing heavily. “O-or I can t-take you home! T-they won’t see you on my back.” The dragon offered, hoping she would choose to stay.
“Tea sounds like a really good idea,” she decided, unwilling to admit that even though they had beaten the debtors, their presence still made her uncomfortable.
The dragon wiggled his tail discreetly and opened the floor gate to enter his tower. He was going to let Bon Bon come in first, but he remembered he didn’t had much time to clean after the night with Cagney, so he ran in first, picking up things that were on the way.
“I’m sorry f-for the mess!” He said, sitting on a chest full of weapons to force it to close.
The woman gave the dragon a reassuring smile. “This is just fine. Thank you. Can I help you get ready?”
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Harvey recognized the two adults with his dad. "Hi, dad! Hi, Mr. Steen. Hi, Mr. Bettigan,” he greeted politely.
“Shucks, boy, Chips is just fine,” Chips called out. He and Mango stopped when they spotted Isabella.
Hopus paid them no mind. “How was the flying lesson, Mina?” He asked of the little girl.
Isabella wiggled her ears paying attention to the people accompanying Hopus.
“It was fantastic! I almost flew on my own, and we even got to ride on Grim!” She explained happily. “And we were going home to have lunch. Can Harvey come, please?” The little b-cat asked sweetly.
“Is that okay?” Harvey hopefully asked.
“Should be okay with your mom and I-,” Hopus started to say.
“IT’S THE DAME FROM THE CLUB!” Mango finally squealed, startling everyone.
“Ah man, you got quite the voice on you!” Chips yelled. “We even called the boss to talk about you!”
Hopus looked startled. “The boss? You mean, the boss, boss?” He asked.
“No, no, God no. KD.”
Hopus hesitated. “That’s not…how are you both still here?”
“Oh my!” Isabella said, startled before releasing this could be an opportunity. “Thank you, darlings, it’s always a pleasure to meet fans,” the bat said with her delightfully enticing tone.
Mina understood her mother was working her magic and she thought it was best to let the adults talk. “Harvey, let’s go climb those trees!” She said running through the garden away from the adults.
Harvey didn’t quite understand what Mina’s mom was up to, but he could see the way his dad was eying his co-workers and thought a tree climb sounded like a really good idea. “Race you to the top of that one!” He yelled, bouncing after her.
Mangosteen and Chips hadn’t realized the children had left, their attention focused solely on Isabella. “Yes, helluva show!” Chips agreed.
“The fight at the end really took the cake!” Mangosteen chortled.
Chips nudged her. “Ya ever think about working in a casino, beautiful?”
Isabella didn’t appreciate their closeness but she was very interested in their proposition.
“A casino? Hm… I don’t know… .” She pretended to have doubts taking the opportunity to pose innocently with one hand on her hips and the other on her chin, very softly touching her lips with her index finger. “Big crowds can be frightening, even for a blind dame.”
“Nah, it’s real classy joint,” Chips chuckled, “we got a great house manager too. Keeps things nice and tidy and neat, ya know?”
“And if someone steps out of line… Well, it ain’t just their money they could lose,” Mangosteen suggestively hinted.
Hopus had to step in. “We all work at the casino on the fourth isle,” he clarified to the bat. “There had been talk about maybe getting some new entertainment, try to draw in new blood.” The rabbit looked at his coworkers. “Is that why you two are here?”
“Sorta. Thought we was gonna be seeing some other dame last night but this one is much better.”
“Aw, you flatter me, boys.” Isabella said shyly. “I’ll be at the Night Owl club again tonight. You think your boss could come see me then?”
Mangosteen grinned broadly, ignoring the rabbit. “That’s just the thing, he’s still on the fence, ya know. He might swing by, he might not. That’s KD for you. But I can tell ya he’s interested.”
“So keep singing them lovely tunes! You’ll know him when you see him.” There was a pause. “Uh or not. You’ll know when it’s him.”
The woman chuckled. “Well, if he doesn’t have the time to see me, you can tell him I can always swing by his casino and show him what I got.” Isabella was excited, but she kept her cool. She already knew a bit about King Dice. If she could work for him, her plan would be on track.
Hopus saw the look of absolute delight on his co-workers’ faces at the thought of bringing the woman with them to the casino and stepped in. “Oh, well Isabella has a lot of responsibilities here. But I’m sure King Dice will head this way soon enough, especially if you two keep getting into trouble,” he hinted to the two debtors.
Chips glanced around. “Oh yeah, ya got a kid. Say, where’s your kid, Hopus?”
“He was just here a few minutes ago, wasn’t he?” Mangosteen realized.
Hopus pointed toward the kids. “They’re over there playing.”
“I’ll be waiting impatient for him.” Isabella said sensually before calling the kids to take them home.
Hopus gave a sharp whistle, calling over the children. “Well it was nice to see you boys outside of the casino. I’ll see you back at the grind on Monday, yeah?”
“Sure will.”
Hopus pulled out his own wand. “Now Miss Isabella, if you can hold little Mina tightly and Harvey you go ahead and hold on to me, I’ll get us back to your friend’s house in time for lunch.”
Isabella did as he said not really sure what Hopus was going to do. Little Mina held on to her mother and looked at Hopus, excited.
Hopus made sure to get a good grip on Isabella and Mina before fishing out his wand. With a quiet chant, a wave of his hand and they disappear in a poof, reappearing at the entrance to Mina’s home.
“And we’re here!”
Isabella held tight to her daughter wiggling her ears in every direction. She was very lost but the familiar sounds and smells indicate her they made it home.
Harvey looked at his dad who seemed a bit tired. “Dad, you okay?”
“Yes, yes,” Hopus assured him, “Just a little tired after doing magic like that.”
Mina’s excited shrieks stopped the conversation after a little more chit chat, the kids and the bat said goodbye to Hopus and got inside the house to eat.
Necrokitty Tales: Trouble in Inkwell Isle (Chapter 18)
Authors’ note: Necrida’s writing will be in italics and SPKC’s writing with be regular font.If you have no idea what this roleplaying thing is, you can start from the beginning here.
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The carnival was soon upon the residents of the Inkwell Isles.
Hopus made sure to have Harvey practice over and over again. When it was finally time to go, Harvey managed to make a tea cup disappear, only for it to reappear an inch away, usually falling off the table and cracking, much to his mother’s chagrin. But Hopus was proud nevertheless.
Mrs. Hare finished putting a sweater on Hanna. “Now, Hanna, I want you to stay with Harvey and not to leave his side,” the rabbit mother ordered, messing with her fur, making the rabbit squeal as the overbearing mother readjusted her daughter’s red bow tie.
“What if he has to poop?” Hanna asked.
“You’ll wait outside for him,” her mother insisted.
“Wait if I have to poop?”
“Then he’ll wait for you.”
Harvey tucked the small wand into his jacket as Hopus finished explaining to the young rabbit. “And lastly, don’t use it on anyone unless you’re sure you can bring them back safely,” Hopus advised, “no making someone appear on the edge of the cliff or on top of the ferris wheel or nuthin.”
“Got it, thanks dad,” Harvey thanked.
“Great! You might see a couple of your sisters there,” Mrs. Hare mentioned, “But no dumping your little sister on them, got it?”
“I won’t!” Harvey insisted as Hanna walked over and hugged him.
“Alright be safe! Your father will pick you up tonight.”
Harvey raised an eyebrow. “Really?” His father did not go to the carnival or really much of anywhere when he came to visit.
“Yes, I figure I’ll need to stretch my legs after your mother and I…catch up on some things.” The two adults shared a wink, making Harvey confused but he didn’t question it.
“Oh, okay. Well, good bye. We love you,” the two children said before bolting out the door and down the path toward the second Inkwell Isle, looking forward to what would be a night of carnival games and excitement.
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Goopy Le Grande hopped up to Isabella’s home and knocked on the door. “Hello, it’s Le Grande,” he called, remembering the woman was still vision limited so the extra audio cue might be nice.
Upon hearing the arrival of the visitor, Mina grew very excited. “Finally!” Mina jumped from her chair and opened the door. “Let’s go, lets go, lets go!” She shouted at the grinning goop.
“Mina…” Her mother called.
“But I really have to go! They’re waiting for me!” The b-cat insisted.
“It doesn’t mean you have to lose all your manners.”
The little girl knew her mother was right. She lowered her ears and extended an inviting hand towards her home. “Hello, Mr Le Grande. Would you like something to drink before we go?” She said in a much more calmed tone.
Goopy smiled at the politeness. “No, but thank you. It sounds like we are very eager to go.” He looked toward Isabella. “Is there anything else you remembered you want to tell me before we head out?”
Isabella took a moment to think. “Yes! Whatever you do, under ANY circumstances, don’t let her have cotton candy.” Mina rolled her eyes and crossed her arms as her mother continued. “Also, here are a copy of the house keys,” the mother remembered, leaving a set of keys on the table. "I should be back from work around 3 or 4 in the morning, so make yourself at home.”
“No cotton candy, got it,” Goopy repeated. He looked at the little bat. “Ready to go?”
The little girl smiled at Goopy and nodded “Yeap!” She wiggled her little kitten tail happily and hugged her mother “Break a leg, mama!”
Isabella smiled and hugged her back. “Thank you, my little fur ball.” She tenderly kissed her forehead. “Have fun, and listen to Monsieur Le Grande!”
“Yes, mama…” the b-cat answered, tired of her mother repeating herself, and walked outside of the house.
“Te iubesc foarte mult” She heard her mother call from the house.
“I love you too, mama!” Mina called back before following Goopy down the path.
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Harvey was surprised to see Spike already waiting at the entrance of the carnival when he and his sister arrived. He didn’t think the pup would actually show up, or rather, he was really hoping he wasn’t going to show up. Spike spotted him and gave a curt nod in his direction.
“Surprised you decided to show up, dummy,” Spike huffed. He spotted Hanna and raised an eyebrow. “Who’s the shrimp?”
Hanna puffed out her chest. “I am a rabbit not a shrimp and my name is Hanna and I am 6 years old and I make quilts and even though you are mean, I will make you a quilt so you better be nice to my brother because he knows magic now too!”
Spike rubbed his ears. “I didn’t get any of that. Was that even English?”
Harvey sighed. “She says she’s gonna make you a quilt.”
“I don’t want a dumb quilt,” Spike grumbled.
“She wasn’t asking. She was telling you,” Harvey explained.
Spike grumbled and looked away. “So where’s the vampire? She decide to be a chicken and stay home?”
Just as he finished speaking, Mina and Goopy arrived at the carnival. Mina spotted her friend Harvey accompanied by little Hanna and… Spike.
“That’s Spike, the little dog,” she whispered to Goopy, “and the bunnies are Harvey and one of his sisters, Hanna.” On their way to the carnival, Mina had taken the chance to explain her brilliant plan to turn Spike from a bully to a buddy.
Goopy rubbed his chin thoughtfully upon seeing the pup that Mina had been talking about. “Well, I think that’s a very noble attempt at keeping the peace. I’m quite the peace mediator myself, but I suppose you kids have got to figure it out. Although nothing settles a disagreement like a good brawl, in my opinion,” Goopy added as they approached the children.
Harvey waved at Mina and Goopy. “Hello, Mr. Le Grande,” he greeted pleasantly.
“Well, hello Harvey. Is this your little sister? I don’t think I’ve seen her since she was a bunny,” Goopy greeted, tipping his top at the little rabbit. She smiled and curtsied politely.
Spike scoffed. “Really? You brought an adult? You guys must be more scared than I thought.”
Goopy eyed him. “Hello there, Spike, I’ve been sent to accompany Ms Mina, but by no means am I going to be following her around all the time.” Goopy gave her a nod. “If you run ahead, just make sure to eventually come back, got it?”
Mina smiled and nodded at Goopy. She then turned to Spike, crossing her arms. “So what would you like to start with?” She asked defiantly, grinning at the pup.
“Why don’t you ride the roller coaster ride first?” Goopy suggested when the puppy didn’t speak.
Hanna pouted. “I don’t think I’m big enough for that. How about the merry go round?”
Spike shook his head. “That stuff is for babies.” Harvey bristled at that.
Goopy scoped the park so more. “Did you want to do carnival games?”
Harvey did but he wanted a chance to do it without Hanna in case he could win her something. “Not now, maybe later?”
Spike crossed his arms and pointed at Mina. “If you’re really serious about having this scare off, we should started with the least scary places and keep going to scarier stuff until you give up.”
“You’re right, Spike. Perhaps you’re not as dumb as you look!” Mina smiled at him and looked around. “We can go on the wheel, unless you’re afraid of heights?” The little bat suggested. She figured they could enjoy a bit of calm with Hanna before they screaming really started.
Spike crossed his arms even tighter. “I’m not scared of heights. Let’s do it!” The dog ran off before any of the kids knew what was up, forcing them to run after him toward the ferris wheel, leaving Goopy to slowly hop from behind.
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The Baroness’ eyes couldn’t help but pop at all the lights of the carnival. “Goodness, Beppi really has put in a lot of effort to make things look good this time,” the woman noted to Grim. The two had walked from her castle to the carnival entrance and just paid the fare to enter.
“Yes… he d-did a great job…” the dragon agreed, admiring Baroness Von Bon Bon’s outfit. She looked absolutely ravishing tonight.
Bon Bon looked over at the dragon, unaware of the dragon’s interest in her outfit. “Do you see any rides you’d like to try first?” She asked.
The dragon couldn’t stop thinking about how much he enjoyed her company, her sweet smell, her delightful voice…But at the sound of her question, he snapped out of his thoughts.
“Uh… how about the ferris wheel? Or the b-bumper cars?” he considered.
“Let’s do the bumper cars,” Baroness decided, a malicious grin alighting on her face at the suggestion. “I think the cars have Beppi’s face on them and nothing would be more satisfying than to smash them into each other,” she added.
Grim chuckled and followed her to the bumper cars. When it was their turn to ride, the dragon realised he was slightly too big for just one car. But he was determined to ride anyway. Ignoring the technician, he took two cars and used them as if they were roller skates.
“I’m r-ready!” He smiled at the Baroness and give her a daring stare.
The Baroness laughed at the bravado. “Better clench your claws, Grim, I don’t hold back!” At the sound of the buzzer, all the bumper cars started to jerk and move around, fueling Bon Bon’s somewhat macabre desire to hurt things as she gleefully rammed and collided with other cars.
Grim skated towards Bon Bon, but a car bumped him, making him lose his balance and fall. He growled angrily and tried to look who it was but there were so many people he couldn’t be sure who did it.
He was standing up when another car ran over his tail, making him roar in pain. This time he stood up quickly and recognised Cuphead smiling victorious before he got bumped by another car who nearly made him get out of his own.
Grim smiled, showing his fangs as he slipped back into his roller cars. This was going to be fun!
The Baroness was having so much fun, especially crashing into Cuphead that she didn’t notice a certain clown approaching the controls of the bumper cars.
Beppi eyed Bon Bon and Grim having a wonderful time. “Let’s make this ride a lot more interesting,” he chuckled, pressing a few buttons and raising the speed of the bumper cars.
Bon Bon didn’t realize the speed increase at first. It was only when she was T-boned and actually jostled a bit more did she realize the cars were hitting with more force. Not enough to hurt, but definitely enough to rattle someone. Especially someone balanced on two cars.
Cuphead took advantage of the increasing speed and kept bumping against Grim, laughing out loud as he did. The dragon kept losing his balance and ridiculously wiggled his limbs to keep himself from falling, only to end up falling anyway with a heavy thud.
It was annoying for Grim (and a little painful) but he was still having fun. He loved the crazy look of the Baroness when she fiercely succeeded in bumping someone. Especially when that someone was the little annoying cup.
And speaking of the cup… Grim was near BonBon now, he looked at her with a grin and wanted to bumped her softly. Before he could do this, Cuphead gave a particularly hard charge to one of his feet. The unexpected impact made Grim lose his balance again and sent him spiraling down once more. Only this time, it was toward the Baroness.
The woman saw the shadow over her and realized she was in imminent danger of being squashed. She jumped out of the moving bumper car quickly and rolled to safely just as poor Grim landed right where she had been moments before.
The bumper cars were quickly halted as she stood up and dusted herself off. She swore she could someone loudly giggling, “TIMBER!” and she looked around for the source. That almost sounded like Beppi. She scowled but softened when she saw Grim lying on the ground with a groan. She walked over to him carefully. “Are you okay? Did you get hurt?” She asked carefully, placing a hand on his shoulder.
‘You almost crushed her…’ Grim thought to himself, 'You almost CRUSHED her!’ He felt terrible. He could have hurt Bon Bon so badly. He looked at her full of guilt and sadness, thinking about the horrible thing it could have happened.
Cuphead got out of his car alarmed “Grim! You ok?!” The little cup immediately stepped back when the dragon blew warm smoke at him with an angry growl.
“I could have KILLED her!” he roared standing threarning on all fours.
“I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to… ” Cuphead slowly backed up.
The Baroness recognized an angry dragon when she saw one. “Grim Matchstick!” She yelled sharply, hopefully getting the dragon’s attention.
Grim’s ears backed down and he slowly looked at Von Bon Bon. The little cup took the chance to run away from the dragon.
Grim was so ashamed, not only did he almost crush her but he just lost his temper towards a kid. This night was going to be memorable alright, but not the way he hoped it would.
The Baroness saw how distraught the dragon looked and sighed. “Oh, Grim,” she coaxed, taking the dragon’s claw and leading him off the bumper car track, “you can’t just go burning people all willy nilly,” She explained, picking up a wrench and looking toward the individual by the controls. “You got to disable your target first,” she added darkly and fiercely chucked the wrench in that direction.
She smiled sweetly at Grim before leading him toward the ferris wheel. “Do you understand?”
The dragon allowed BonBon to lead him away from the bumper cars but was rather confused by her throwing that tool. He didn’t really understand what she meant by all of this, but he was just glad she didn’t leave him.
“I-I-I’m sorry, baroness… ” he said embarrassed and unaware of the cluster gathered around the control box.
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A couple of carnival attendees stood over a fallen clown, with a wrench shaped dent in his head. Beppi was rubbing his head. “Ow…clearly I need to up my game a bit,” he groaned.
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While Grim and Baroness left the bumper cars, another couple was just entering the park.
Amber walked toward the entrance of the carnival apprehensively and was concerned when Sullivan was already there, waiting for her. Her eyes narrowed. Had the salamander already scoped the place out? Did he know all the secret places a girl could get dragged to? Would he try anything? She shifted, feeling the small concealed weapon under her clothes rub against her soft fur and smiled. He would very quickly learn a painful lesson if he tried.
She plastered on an enthusiastic smile and waved at him. "Hello, Sully!” She greeted cheerfully.
Sullivan’s eyes brightened at the sight of Amber. “H-hi! ” he waved,“How have you been?” He smiled shyly, hiding an arm behind his back.
Amber did not like the fact that she could not see Sully’s other arm. Still, she managed to keep a playful smile on. “I’m good. It’s so nice to see you. What happened with your arm? Did you get hurt?” She asked, attempting to peek behind him to see what type of weapon he could have.
'Hurt with Cupid’s love arrows,’ the salamander told himself.
“Hehe… No.. it’s… ” he showed his arm holding a small black box. “I got you a little something…” he blushed and opened the box in front of her. It was a thin silver bracelet with delicate flower and leaves carvings. He looked at her to see her reaction.
Amber’s eyes open wide at the gift. 'Ooh, a shiny,’ her mind thought automatically. She liked shinies. She took it carefully and placed it on her own wrist. “Sully, this is beautiful! Thank you!” She thanked, planting a tiny peck on his cheek.
Psycho killer or not, the salamander had taste. Amber had to make sure she stole something extra nice for him tonight. Or at least stole enough cash to win him something.
Sullivan blushed and caressed the kissed cheek. “I’m so glad you like it!” It took him so long to decide what to get her… He knew Amber was a more sophisticated woman, and that only showing off physical strength wouldn’t suffice to conquer her heart.
He offered his arm to her like a gentleman. “Ready to have some fun, m'lady?” He said, smiling at the feline.
Amber took his arm. “Of course!” Her ears perked up at the sound of an announcer declaring the bumper cars were starting up again after a temporary pause and she grinned.
“Let’s do the bumper cars!!” She squealed, “I wanna hit something!” And with that, she dragged Sullivan into the park with a purr.
Sullivan let her drag him still smiling. The evening looked promising!
There was a lot of people starting to wait in line but thanks to Amber they were one of the firsts.
On the side of the tracks they saw one.of the cars all smashed. “Wow! Somebody had an extrabumpy ride…” the salamander said starting to worry for Amber.
Amber blanched. “Huh. That’s uh… different,” she admitted. Still, she did just pick pocket about 3 people in this line. It would look suspicious if she just left after coming all the way here. “Well I know which car we’re not taking,” she joked.
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“You call that scary? I was falling asleep on that ride!” Spike laughed, as the children walked away from one of the rides.
The scare contest was still on amongst Mina and Spike. It took them a while to see which ride they would start with, mostly because they needed to find a ride that Hanna could also ride since she was so short. They had finally found a scary ride and although Harvey was a bit spooked, it looked like it hadn’t left much of an impression on Spike.
“That was kind of scary,” Harvey admitted.
Hanna patted his paw. “Don’t worry, the monsters in that one were all fake. They’re not real.”
Spike continue to laugh at poor Harvey who pouted. He turned toward Mina. “You’re going to find a real scary ride now or what?”
Mina was with Spike. So far the rides didn’t made them scream so much but she didn’t want make Harvey feel bad.
“Well, at least they were fun,” she smiled. “And that face you made when we were up high in the air? That was priceless, Spike” She chuckled.
She looked around and saw the perfect ride to go on next.
“I guess it’s time for the real scary stuff.” She pointed at the haunted house, grinning maliciously.
Harvey didn’t like that ride one bit. “That’s the really spooky one,” he mumbled.
Goopy patted him on the back. “Now, now, kiddo, just remember it’s just all smoke and mirrors. No actual monsters and spooks.”
They started to walk over to the ride only for Harvey to catch sight of one of the carnival games. He wondered if he could find sewing needles for Hanna in there. Maybe he could check after the ride if he didn’t run out screaming.
The carnival attraction looked harmless enough at first glance. Just a large dark looking mansion. Yet the closer the children got to it, the more menancing it became. The windows open and shut on their own. The sounds of groans and chains rattling grew louder with each step. And by the time Mina and her friends had reached a certain point in the line, they could hear the screams of the attendees who had gone before them.
Harvey was seriously spooked despite the fact that Hanna was still giggling about the whole thing. “I wonder if I can make the ghosts some quilts.”
“Hanna, there’s no such things as ghosts. Skeletal horses, yes, but not ghosts.”
“Ooh! Actually, there are!” Goopy prompted. “They run a train on the third isle.”
Spike gaped at the blob. “Nu uh. No way.”
“Mmhmm.”
They were waiting in line for a while. It seemed there were a lot of people waiting in line for the attraction. It looked like they were having patrons go in as small groups, rather than by themselves. Mina was disappointed with this information. It probably wouldn’t be as fun if they had to go with some other folks. Especially if these folks weren’t scared easily. So she looked around to check if there were people who looked easily spooked…or someone who looked like a spook.
She spotted a salamander who didn’t look very brave next to… the freelancer! It would be fun to ride with them!
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Sullivan was delighted they were going to the Haunted Manor. He was tired trying to win prizes for Amber testing his very little strength. But this, didn’t took any skill to walk around holding and reassuring his beloved lady.
“I was a little kid since the last time I went in there. I wonder if they changed the ghost sheets,” he chuckled.
Amber had no interest in a spooky haunted mansion. Initially. She hadn’t been too impressed with Sully’s attempts to win her stuff and she had to resist the urge to win her own prizes. So when he suggested the spooky mansion walk, she was about to shoot it down. But when she read the little pamphlet on it claiming that the ghostly spectres haunting the mansion came from a solid gold artifact, she was much more on board.
Even if the gold thing wasn’t true, there were still plenty of incentive to walk through a dark mansion. The darkness could provide cover for her to frisk a few patrons, especially if they were traveling with a group. Sully had been rather talkative up until this point, talking about how this mansion had been up for ages, ever since he was a boy.
Amber was fairly sure by his nonchalance that he didn’t believe in the spooks, especially by the way he almost put his arm around her a couple times. Even if he might be a psycho killer, she did admit it was kind of cute watching him try so hard.
She for sure thought they were going to be part of the group in front of them going in, only to be stopped just before they could step in by a bedraggled looking clown. “That’s it for now, gonna have to wait for the other group to leave before you guys can go in,” he explained.
She felt something approaching her and glanced up to see…holy shit, a dragon. Her eyes widened at his appearance. It was a dragon…in an oversized coat. Huh. That’s new. Probably shouldn’t try to take anything from him. Fur was flammable.
Sullivan noticed Amber getting nervous at the dragon. “Oh, him? Don’t worry! He’s a very nice dragon, his name is Grim Matchstick, he lives in that big tower over there.” He pointed to the silhouette of the old white structure illuminated by the dim lights of the night, giving it a mysterious look.
He also noticed the person next to him. “Oh gosh! The Baroness Von Bon Bon… now THAT one you can fear….”
Amber observed the Baroness and scratched herself dismissively. “I don’t see why she’s scary. She’s just a princess, isn’t she?”
“She’s the Baroness of Sugarland. She had a bit of a temper… you should stay on her good side or she will take your head. Literally!” Sullivan explained to his lovely companion.
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Mina made a motion to approach the freelancer and the salamander only to stop in her tracks when a giant green lizard stepped between them. She poked at Goopy excitedly.
“Is that what I think it is?” She smiled, not believing her own eyes.
Goopy turned to see what Mina was was pointing at and grinned instead. “Oh, Grim! Why hello there!” He greeted, tipping his tip at the dragon.
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Grim was a bit nervous. After the fiasco at the bumper cars he didn’t have the courage to get on another ride… but he still had to make the Baroness scared so she would ask him to stay in her castle.
He looked up at the scary facade of the Haunted Manor and gulped. He was probably more scared than Bon Bon. He looked down to her. “T-t-hey say it’s really scary… A-are you going to be ok?”
The Baroness smiled at Grim’s sincere question. “There are very few things that scare me, Grim. But I’d like to see what Beppi has in store for the average patron. Who knows, maybe he’ll get lucky and make me laugh,” she chuckled, gently tapping the dragon on his arm.
Why did she tap him? The Baroness glanced away so he didn’t see the faint trace of red on her cheeks. She didn’t know why, but she really wanted to keep touching Grim tonight. Maybe it was because he was wearing a darling coat? Or had actually worked up the courage to ask her out? She knew deep down he was a very nervous dragon so the fact that he was willing to go to a haunted ride just for her sake was endearing.
Grim blushed at the touch of the Baroness and smiled shyly. He was about to talk when he recognised a voice behind him.
“Oh! G-g-goopy! How have you b-been?” He noticed the bunch of kids around him and smiled, showing a little too much teeth. “W-well you are in good company.”
Mina couldn’t help but stare at the dragon with wide, admiring eyes. That made Grim feel a bit uncomfortable.
“I am doing well, old sport! How about yourself?” Goopy greeted. He spotted the Baroness and his smile widened. He gently nudged the dragon with his elbow. “And I see you have the most lovely Baroness as your companion for the night?”
The Baroness smiled disarmingly at the goop. “Good evening, Le Grande…Flattery will not make me forget that you spilled punch on me the last time we were all out,” she spoke cooly.
Goopy chortled. “Yes, yes, I remember. No need to lose your head about it.”
“And more importantly, yours,” she dangerously reminded him, still smiling, unaware of the cat behind her now watching her much more warily than she had just a few seconds ago. She looked at the small bat like creature next to him. “You have a child?”
Goopy gestured to Mina. “Oh, this here is Mina. She and her mother recently moved to the first isle and she’s working tonight, so I offered to accompany the little rascal and her friends to the carnival,” Goopy explained. He gave Mina a little push toward the couple. “Mina, this is Grim Matchstick and Baroness Von Bon Bon. I believe they are on a date.”
If the woman was phased, she did not show it. She knelt down and extended a hand to the little girl. “Hello, Mina. How are you?”
The dragon blushed even more at the blue goop’s remark but cooled down when Bon Bon talked, full of confidence. She was so lovely when she threatened people. He shyly waved at Mina who kept staring at him weirdly. Kids made him nervous. He couldn’t predict when they were about to start crying, or yelling, or laughing in volumes that would burst anyone’s ear drums.
The little b-cat stopped staring at the dragon and now looked at the woman kneeling in front of her. She smelled like sweet delicious candy! And she was a Baroness? Looked more like a princess to her.
“H-hi! Eh…” she tried to remember the correct way to greet nobility. She decided to go the 'knight’ way and put a fist on her chest, lowered her head, and bowed as far as she could go. “It’s an honor to meet you, your highness!.” She looked up at her with an eyebrow raised and spoke softly so only Bon Bon could hear. “Are you made out of candy?”
The Barones smirked at Mina. “My dress is,” she explained to the small child. Mina looked at the dress with a mix of admiration and hunger. Bon Bon looked behind her at Harvey, Hanna and Spike. “Are these your friends?”
“Oh! Yes! These are my friends, Harvey, his little sister Hanna and Spike” she introduced them to the odd couple.
“Nice t-t-to meet you all” Grim waved at the children.
“Are you kidding? It’s nice to meet YOU! I mean, you’re a dragon! There is nothing in this world more awesome than a dragon!” She turned to Harvey all excited “Man I love this place!”
Grim couldn’t help but feel a bit proud and chuckled. “Oh, wow. I guess I’m t-the first dragon you’ve ever seen, uh?”
“THERE ARE MORE?” Mina yelled eyes wide open.
–
The salamander noticed Goopy talking to Grim and BonBon. He didn’t wanted to interrupt , so he waited for Goopy to glance at his direction and waved hello at him.
Amber continued to observe her surroundings, unaware that Sullivan was actively trying to draw attention to them. She checked out behind the Baroness to see a large blue slime and some familiar looking kids. Oh, she knew those two. Hopefully…they wouldn’t notice her. Or at the very least, wouldn’t out her to the rest of the group.
Eventually Sullivan was successful at waving at the blue slime ball and the ball took that as an invitation to approach. “Hello, Sullivan! I almost didn’t recognize you out here!” He greeted. He turned to Amber. “And who is your companion?”
“I’m Amber,” Amber greeted, shaking the hand that sprouted from the goop.
“Hello, Amber, I’m Goopy Le Grande. Is Sullivan behaving himself with you? He’s not getting too handsy, is he?” He teased, elbowing Sullivan now.
Amber smiled and almost said, ‘that he wouldn’t last too long if he did,’ but decided against it. Instead, she giggled. “No, he’s been quite the gentleman, actually.”
Sullivan blushed, embarrassed, but kept his smile. He would love to get handsy with Amber, but not before proving his worth and winning her heart.
“W-what about you? What you doing with a bunch of kids?“ He asked curiously, getting a better view of the children in front of the dragon and the Baroness. "You don’t fight today?”
Goopy shook his head. “Not tonight. Later next week. Should be an exciting one if I don’t say so myself. I could score you an extra ticket if this evening goes well?” He offered with a wink. “And as for the children, I’m watching them for the night. Mina and her mother recently moved to the Isle and she’s working tonight at the bar.”
Sulivan laughed nervously “ Eeh… y-yeah, we’ll see about that ticket.” He looked at Amber. “It might not spook us but I’m sure those kids will create the ambiance for us,” he chuckled. “After this we can go have a drink or something… i-if you like.”
Amber perked up at Sullivan’s words. “A drink, eh? Now that would be a great way to end the night. Well, almost the best way to end the night,” she purred, letting herself rub up against him suggestively when he got a bit closer to the dragon.
Goopy chuckled to Amber. “Well, we gotta let the kiddies have their fun first. The kids have a little wager going right now, a scare competition. Whoever is the last one to get scared wins. I really hope they updated the spooks in here otherwise these tykes are going to be a bit disappointed.”
Amber sighed. “Yeah, Sully was mentioning the “spooks”. Do you think we should even bother with going in?” She asked, jutting a thumb at the exit.
–
The Baroness smiled at the enthusiasm the children showed. It was nice to meet young ones who weren’t afraid of Grim. She often felt a mix of rage and sadness when Grim met with fear from the various island inhabitants. He had been here for years and he was still always worried that someone might start screaming when he would go to get groceries.
She gently waited for the dragon to answer the excited little girl.
Grim got startled by the child’s sudden yelling and chuckled when he realised she wasn’t yelling of fear. “Well yeah, there’s a whole Island full of them.”
Mina pulled at her ears “Oh.My.God. Mr Matchstc- Mutchstruc, Mr. Dragon, can we please meet tomorrow after my flying lessons? I want to note EVERYTHING in my adventure journal!.”
A silly smile got stuck in the dragon’s face. "F-f-flying lessons uh? That s-sounds fun. How about we meet then? I c-c-could show you a trick or two….“ He spread his wings, almost hitting people around him, including Amber, Sullivan and Goopy.
"Hey! Careful, Matchstick,” Sullivan said, protecting Amber with his body.
“Oh! Sorry! I g-g-got a bit carried away…” his confidence fell to the ground and he tried to make himself small retracting his wings.
Mina noticed the change of humor in the dragon and cocked her head wondering why he didn’t eat their heads. She got closer to Grim. “Sir, it would be great to see you tomorrow!” Grim smiled at her and nodded. “Oh and you’re also welcome to join, your majesty,” Mina bowed again to Bon Bon. Grim looked at the baroness with puppy eyes, hoping she would agree to come.
The Baroness nodded. That would be quite amusing to see Grim teaching someone to fly. “I would actually look forward to that very much,” she agreed, trying to mask her excitement at watching Grim flap around like a dragonling again.
—
“Harvey, do you really not wanna go?” Hanna asked her brother as the adults talked, “You can stay outside if you like?”
Harvey shook his head. “No, mom and dad said I’ve got to stay with you. I’ll be fine.”
“Don’t be such a baby,” Spike teased, “If some girly princess can go in there, you can go in there,” he pointed to the Baroness.
Harvey wasn’t feeling like a very brave bunny and his sister gave him a quick hug. “Don’t worry! If any ghosts come by to scare you, I’ll scare them so hard, they will disappear!”
Harvey was about to ask why ghosts would be scared by a baby bunny when he felt something hard press into his ribs during the hug. His sister pulled away to look eagerly ahead and he reached into his jacket. His paws touched a stick and he realized he still had the training wand. His eyes widened and he looked around, but no one spotted him. He smiled a little and took his paw out. If a fake ghost really did spook him, maybe Harvey could make it disappear after all.
Harvey spotted Amber and his ears perked up. “Hi, Amber!” He greeted cheerfully. Seeing the “freelancer” did make him feel a little bit better. He wasn’t sure how much of a fighter she was, but between her, his wand, the baroness and a big dragon, he felt a bit safer going into the spooky mansion.
The cat looked worriedly at who was calling her name and relaxed when she realized it was Harvey and not some disgruntled victim. “Hey, long ears,” she greeted, “You going in here too?”
“Yeah, with Mina, Spike and my sister,” he explained. At the mention of herself, Hanna edged closer to look at the cat. Harvey looked at her. “This is my sister, Hanna.”
Amber extended a paw to shake Hanna’s. “Are you a goody two shoe like your brother?”
“I make quilts,” Hanna proudly exclaimed. She oohed at the feeling of her paw. “Your fur is so soft!!!”
The cat puffed out her chest with pride. “I take a bath everyday,” she winked.
“Can I brush you sometime?”
“…I like you, kid. You ever think about being a freelancer?” She suggested with a wink. Harvey crossed his arms and she laughed. “Kidding, kidding…although-” She was interrupted by a bull dog pup pushing past them and stomping up to the carnival employee managing the line.
“I’m tired of waiting for this dumb ride!” Spike barked at the employee, “everyone has to be gone by now!”
The carnival employee shrugged. “Unexpected delay. One of the guests passed out so we’re having to carry them out the back. Hopefully shouldn’t be too much longer.”
Amber blinked in surprise and glanced at Sullivan. “I didn’t realize sheets were THAT scary.”
Spike growled. “I wanna go on now!”
“Eager little puppy, ain’t cha?” A giggling voice called out. The pup turned to see a red and white bouncy clown skipping toward them. The clown patted the employee on the back. “I think I’ll take over from here, thank you.”
Spike raised his ears. “You’re that weird clown, Beppi, huh?”
Beppi nodded and smiled at the group. “Oh yes, I’m Beppi! Owner of the circus! And what a ride I have in store for all of you! Especially you, Baroness,” he winked, enjoying the scowl on her face and the nervous expression on the dragon. He leaned forward. “Who here wants to get scared?” he chuckled.
There was an uneasy response from the group. Beppi was smiling but there was a weird vibe about his whole introduction. The clown looked even more pleased. “Wonderful, just WONDERFUL!” He cheered, “Very well! Please, go on ahead. And enjoy yourselves! And remember, the last one who screams wins!” He chortled before opening the door and stepping back.
Spike started to walk toward the door, before glancing at the clown. “How ya know about our competition?” He asked.
Beppi cackled. “I know EVERYTHING that goes on in my park! Now, get along now, little doggies!” He waited for everyone to move forward.
Mina was intrigued by the clown and she marched out in front of the group. Following closely after her was Spike, also eager to see what all the fuss was about..but more importantly, to win the challenge.
Right behind them followed Harvey with Hanna, holding hands to make sure she wouldn’t run off and try to make quilts for spooks. Goopy, Sullivan and Amber were next. Bon Bon and Grim finally followed. Grim was fairly nervous already. Beppi seemed to be very happy they were here. A little too happy.
They all stepped into the manor, and the doors slammed behind them, leaving them in a room with dim light. And maniacal laughter.
–
Another individual was also going through his own sense of foreboding and despair. And although this one wasn’t related to spooks in the slightest, it was still rather terrifying.
It was date night with Hilda.
Cagney looked at the setting sun as he walked toward the club. It was still early but he wanted to make sure he showed up early, especially if he could scope out the spots and escape routes if necessary. Tonight, this was practically terrifying on its own, without the possibility of death by sky witch. And to try to get her to let him spend the night? A week ago, he would have had a chance even as a friendly sleepover, but now, after everything, he thought it was a snowball’s chance in hell.
He finally reached the club doors as the sun finally finished setting and gave a rap on the wood. The doors parted to reveal a tiny mole man. “Good evening, sir, do you have a reservation?”
“Yeah, uh, for Cagney,” he explained.
“I see. The reservation says it’s for two,” the mole read off his list.
“Yeah, she’s not here yet?”
“No, sir.”
“Good, good. Okay, yeah, her name is Hilda. I guess she’ll be here soon,” he added hopefully, walking past the mole.
“Very good, sir. I’ll go ahead and take you to your table.” The carnation was instantly hit with the loud music and chatter of bar patrons. He followed the mole to a table. “Might I suggest a drink sir from the bar?” The mole inquired.
Cagney eyed him warily. “What? Why?”
“You look very nervous, sir. And you’re tearing a hole in the tablecloth.” He looked down to see that he had actually ripped part of the tablecloth from pulling too hard.
“Ah, uh, yeah, maybe,” he admitted.
“Excellent, I’ll send over your waiter and he’ll get you started on something.” The waiter stepped up as if right on cue and suggested something that Cagney had no idea what it was, but it sounded harmless enough so he ordered that. As the waiter left, Cagney couldn’t help but eye the front door worriedly.
He was all worried about what she would do to him when she showed up, but what would he do if she didn’t show at all. That would truly mean the end of the relationship as he knew it. He found himself tearing another hole in the tablecloth, only stopping when the drink came to him. He tapped his foot anxiously instead, continuing to eye the door.
—
Even though she was ready way before the time, Hilda thought it would be fun to make the flower break a sweat and arrived a few minutes late at the Night Owl club.
The mole greeted her and started to lead her to Cagney’s table, but she froze before she could take another step inside.
'C'mon! You can’t bail now!’ Sagittarius tried to encourage her. 'You already made him wait… he must be in a worst state than you.’ Hilda mentally agreed, the flower wasn’t very good at stress managing.
“Problem, mis? ” the mole asked interrupting her thoughts.
Hilda shook her head “No! I’m good.. I just… thought I forgot something…” she made sure her dress was perfect and followed him inside.
It was crowded tonight but there was a good ambiance. Jazzy tunes filling the air as people relaxed, chatted and danced. Hilda could feel her shoulders untense at the scene. She was glad they both agreed on coming here.
Her heart skipped a beat when she saw Cagney at the table. She was so happy to see him, and he was all dressed and everything. Scorpio’s note had a stronger effect than what she thought.
As they closed in, she tried to stop herself from smiling at her friend and focused on showing a hard look.
—
Cagney was panicking. He kept an eye on the clock behind the bar and when it was a minute after 7, he really did start freaking out. Holy shit she wasn’t coming after all. Had she faked a story about buying a dress and bribed the saleslady into convincing him she was going? How would she have known what store they were going to if she did that? Oh man, was Grim on it too?!
No, that was just him being paranoid, right? No, there’s no way Hilda would do something that cruel…then again he did nearly kill her so maybe this was a possibility after all. He grabbed the tablecloth subconsciously.
It was 3 minutes after. Shit, she wasn’t coming. Maybe she was outside looking in through a window, laughing at him. He looked around quickly. There were no windows in this place. He spotted Hilda briefly, looked away and then realized that that actually was Hilda and holy shit she was absolutely stunning. And she looked pissed.
His arms dropped but too late he forgot to let go of the table cloth. The force of his arms dropping led to him accidentally yanking off the entire table setting with a clatter to the ground. He was absolutely mortified.
Hilda had to cover her mouth to prevent herself from roaring in laughter, her chest hurting when she did. People stared at the flower for a moment, chuckling and whispering, before they returned to their business. A few waiters came quickly to clean the mess.
Hilda got to the table without any trace of that hard look. “Gee Cags, you really now how to get a girl’s attention,” she smirked.
When Hilda’s first words were not a swear at him, Cagney froze and his mind went blank. And then his brain screamed at him to say something because she just said words and that probably warranted a response of some kind.
He swallowed hard and then gave a weak smile. “Well, you’re here, so I guess it worked?” That was the dumbest line he could have said. He tried not to glare at the people around him who were still chuckling at him.
'Yes. Yes it did.’ Gemini intruded, giggling and admiring the carnation’s effort to dress elegantly
Hilda noticed the awkwardness in her friend and realized she had the upper hand. It was lovely to see her giant, intimidating, grumpy friend shivering at her presence.
After the staff set the table again she took a seat like she practiced at the joint, sensually crossing her legs, only this time her shoe stayed in place. She wasn’t sure what to say so she decided to torture him a bit more by remaining silent and just looking at him.
Why wasn’t she yelling at him? Was she messing with him? Should he call her out on it? What if she wasn’t messing with him and she just got madder. Maybe, he could just start with asking how she was doing?
“Soooo….crazy weather huh?”
He could have slapped himself. That was not what he meant to say at all. Holy crap. He just called her crazy.
'Did he just called us crazy?!’ Tauros demanded, making Hilda’s eye twitch.
“Yeah,” she said, her tone angry but still calm, "Glad to see it didn’t drown you.“
"Yeah, glad about that….I think.” If he had been drowned, he wouldn’t have had this conversation right now. But still, he had to say something.
“You look nice,” he finally managed. She still looked pissed. If he wanted any shot of staying the night, he was gonna have to start by apologizing. “Listen, about the other night…I just wanna say I didn’t mean to break your dome.”
Hilda’s stare softened a little. Finally! A chance to clear things up. “I know… ” she said softly. “And.. I’m sorry I didn’t believe you….” She cleared her throat and hardened her voice again. “Anything ELSE you would like to apologize from that night?” The sky witch asked, crossing her arms roughly against her chest and releasing a soft painful groan.
Cagney heard the groan and remembered that Hilda had been stuck like a pin cushion when he accidentally attempted to crush her.
“I’m sorry I nearly killed you,” he finally managed, “and I’m sorry I couldn’t get all the thorns out,” he added turning a bit red.
“Yeah… ” Hilda couldn’t help but blush as well. “Next time, please wait for me to be conscious.” She showed a small smile.
“Cags… ” she took a deep breath and leaned in over the table. “I apologize too… I should learn to better manage my anger. But…what happened? I mean, the things you said? The way you looked at me?” she hold her arms and looked at her friend worried. “It sounded like you meant it.”
Cagney buried his head in his leaves. “Ugh, Hilda, no I didn’t mean it. I was just so tired and angry and hurt and when I turn into…well, THAT, I just say a lot of things. A lot of dumb hurtful things.”
The second drink had loosened his tongue significantly and he groaned. “This is so hard for me right now to try to explain but I missed you. Like a bunch.”
Those last words melted the woman’s heart. She looked at him with a sad mile. She wanted to jump up and hug him tight, but she remained in control and stayed in her seat.
'What are you waiting for? Go for it! For the love of God! Hug him, you crazy witch!’ Gemini was tried to convince Hilda.
'Hell no! You should kick him under the table! And then drag him outside and kick him some more!’ Tauros spoke.
'No! Let him talk! Look at him, he feels terrible… ’ It was starting to get crowded.
The woman shook her head to try to focus. “I don’t know If I want to hug or beat the life out of you.”
"You can do both if you want. I think it would be worth it and I might deserve it.” Cagney helpfully offered. He looked at how beautiful Hilda looked and his mind was starting to swim. She was even more beautiful than she was earlier this week when she showed up at his field, drunk and with…a different guy.
He cleared his throat. “Uh, before you do either, can you tell me something? Who is Carl?”
'CaAAarl’ she couldn’t help repeat in her mind. She had a choice to make here: be childish and pretend this guy was going to be her best friend, OR, be mature about it and tell him that it was just somebody she met with the sole purpose of making Cagney jealous.
“Oh, Carl…He’s a … He’s a friend. We met at the Joint and uh… sorry we woke you up.” She hid her face behind her drink, hoping there wouldn’t be more follow up questions.
The fact that she got fidgety with the question made Cagney’s stomach twist. “Didn’t realize you frequented the Joint.” He managed, trying to keep any spite out of his voice/
He had been on his third drink now and his mind swam with thoughts that hurt his chest. She met a guy at a bar and what, was she planning on bringing him back to her place? Technically, Cagney’s field was on the way if you were walking and with Hilda being unable to fly, it was feasible.
He tried not to pull at the tablecloth. Had there been other guys and he just managed to sleep through her bringing them back? That thought hurt a lot. Had she been living a double life and lovesick Cagney had been too dumb to see it until now?
“A friend, huh? What type of friend?” He asked, keeping his voice calm.
'Of course there was going to be follow up questions! What did you expect!’ Sagittarius scowled.
“Well, I have a life, Cags. You probably hang out with other people I don’t know about… Don’t you?” She asked really curious and kept drinking.
Cagney really didn’t have anyone. At least not anyone that Hilda didn’t already know. Admitting that would have just made him sound more a stupid loser. He tried to think what to say but only could manage a “Not really…” before the he was interrupted.
“Ladies and gentlemen!” A well dressed rooster announced from the stage. “Put your hands together and give a round for our newest, lovely siren, Miss Bella Bechstein!”
Hilda’s eyes widened and choked on her drink and coughed.
At the sound of the familiar name, he turned to see Isabella on stage. She was quite breathtaking to be sure and you could hardly tell she was blind by the way she handled that microphone. “Huh,” he observed, “I didn’t know Isabella worked here.”
Hilda glared at Cagney. “You know her?” She asked, already knowing the answer.
The crowd applauded as Isabella entered the stage, accompanied by one of the lizard musicians, and got to the microphone. “Good evening everybody! I sincerely hope your night is going well,” she charmingly spoke as the rooster and lizard left the stage.
Cagney nodded. “Yeah, I accid-” he stopped mid-speech. He was about to admit to Hilda that he attacked a small child in a drugged stupor. That would probably not go over very well. It’s not like Hilda had strong maternal instincts, but at the same time, kids were kids and attacking them (Cuphead and Mugman being the exception) made you look like a monster.
So he bent the truth. “I acc-actually ran into her and her kid by my field. She’s new to the isle, did you meet her?”
“I-I met her too… she and Goopy helped me clean up the dome mess…”
"They did? Dammit.” Now he really felt bad. He should have been the one helping her clean up. Now if only he knew how to fix it. “She’s got quite the mouth on her,“ Cagney remembered with a chuckle, thinking about she swore him out just a few days ago
'Quite the mouth on her?!’ Gemini bursted in jealousy. 'I knew it! They have something!’. Hilda looked at him alarmed.
“W-wh-what do you mean about the mouth thing?” the sky witch mumbled scared of the answer, trying to sound as if she didn’t really cared.
The music started playing and Isabella talked in her sweet tone.
“You know folks, I like games. And there’s one in particular that used to play with a that special friend…”. And at her cue she started singing “I double dare you’.
Hilda’s next question made him pause. Cagney didn’t have a lot of insight into the female mind but he suddenly had the inkling that maybe he should choose his next words carefully. He pointed a thumb at the bat on stage. "Well, I mean, she’s a pretty good singer, right? She’s keeping with the band pretty well. It’s probably something that could be danced to, ya know, if you felt like dancing at all…” He felt like a kid asking a girl to a school dance.
'OH MY GOD! Forget what I said! Go dance with him!’ Gemini yelled with excitement.
'Yaah! Dance with him!’
'And step on his feet!’
The constellations in her head all yelled, encouraging her to go have some fun with her friend. She wasn’t very good at dancing, but Cagney was. She just had to let him lead and not step on his leaves. Plus dancing was really fun and she really enjoy it.
She smiled shyly “Sure. I’ll try to step on you as much as I can,” she chuckled, standing up from her seat.
“Fair enough,” and with that, he led her to the dance floor.
Isabella finished her song and people clapped. “Thank you.” She kept smiling sweetly. “And after all this playing, I used to go dancing. I loove dancing, folks, but the music has to be… zazzie” she shook her shoulders “You know what I mean? It’s gotta have that special thing that makes you want to shake it.” And so, she started singing.
Cagney had danced since he was a sprout. Actual dancing did not spook him. Dancing in front of a crowd could give him the jitterbugs but that was okay because the jitterbug was still an acceptable dance style. But with Hilda, they had done some casual swing goofing around but this definitely had a different feel to it. Maybe it was because they were in nice clothes. At least that’s what he was telling himself.
There were other couples already on the floor and he blended in as best as a large plant could. Then again, he wasn’t the only non human so it wasn’t that off. He led her into dance as best as he could, and although yes, she did step on his leaves every now and then, for the most part she followed pretty well.
He was starting to feel more confident and soon they were both snorting and breaking out into quiet snorts and laughter.
Being so close to Cagney without the intention of smacking him made Hilda feel a bit awkward. But the more they danced, the more fun she had, and the more she realised this felt really nice, just her and him, shaking their bodies together. She almost forgot why they fought and felt sorry when she accidentally (most of the times) stepped on him.
“I can’t believe how bad you are at walking and how good you are at this.” She said, laughing and trying to keep up with his rhythm and this time avoiding his feet.
Cagney held Hilda tightly and was relieved when she stopped stepping on him. Heels beat stems any day, no matter how thorny the stem was. He was actually surprised his thorns hadn’t popped out already but realized that he wasn’t freaking out anymore. This was his zone, his expertise. Well other than extreme pollination and total domination.
He felt himself heat up at that thought. Shoot, wasn’t he thinking a few days ago that he and Hilda might actually head in that direction? And now he was here, with her slender body rubbing up against his, that dress flattering not just for her sharp personality but her rather attractive body. He swallowed. He still couldn’t believe he wrote that stupid letter.
But if he was telling the truth, it had been something he had daydreamed for a while now. And now he was trying to see if he could spend the night. He wasn’t sure if this made him a bad flower because he was trying to do this, or a good flower to save his friend from seeing the stuff he wrote about her. Or did that make him bad too?
A few minutes later as the song reached its end with an applause from the public, Hilda couldn’t help but feel really sad. She didn’t wanted to go back to talking! She wanted to be near him, laugh with him…maybe step on his toes again.
“Thank you! Thank you again!” Isabella started talking. “And at the end of the night, after all day laughing and having fun with my dear special friend…” she sighed “….there was always this moment where another gal came in and took him away from me,” she said angrily, a sad smile on her lips. She placed a hand on her hips. “And I never could tell him how I really felt…”. And with that, she began to sing a slow song.
Hilda looked at Cagney with a shy smile hoping they would keep dancing.
The song changed to a slow one and he realized he couldn’t keep just salsing to it. No, this one required…focus. Maybe he should sit this one out. He glanced down at Hilda and noticed she was smiling at him shyly. Was she feeling as awkward as he was? Somehow that made him feel better and he slowed his tempo down, trying to enjoy the moment, despite the sad undertones of the song playing.
Hilda danced close to him, appreciating the change in tone. She had been holding on to him tightly without realising it and leaned her head against his chest. The bat lady may rub the woman the wrong way, but Hilda had to admit her music was delightful (and strangely appropriate). It was setting a romantic mood between them, making her remember how she felt a few nights ago, under the stars.
He looked at Hilda. “Listen, Hilda, I want to apologize, ya know, for all the stupid shit I’ve done, that I’ve been doing and will probably do in the the future.”
She chuckled at Cagney. “Well, I will accept your apologies for what have you done, I’m not sure if I accept whatever you have been doing, aaand… I’m keeping my options open for what you may do in the future. Dancing on your leaves is kinda fun.”
He winced “Yeah, I’ve noticed. Think you could not use the heel so much when you stomp on them?” He chided, glad the woman was in a better mood.
He wondered how Hilda was doing. He had been drinking before she showed up and was starting to feel a bit light-headed from the latent effects of those alcoholic beverages. Part of him wanted to sleep, ideally at Hilda’s place.
Shoot, he still had to see about spending the night before the alcohol really hit. But another quick observation of Hilda made him hesitate. She looked like she was having fun. He decided to enjoy the closeness for now. He could ask after this song.
“You know, I only wear high heels when I know I might end up dancing with you,” Hilda smirked, interrupting the flower’s thoughts. They kept dancing, bodies pressing together, moving softly to the rhythm. Hilda’s bruises hurt a little with the closeness, but she felt the pain was worth it. Or maybe the alcohol was starting to numb her a little.
She faced Cagney. looking him straight in his eyes, full of alcoholic confidence. She was about to lean towards his lips, but the sound of applause brought her back from her thoughts.
“Thanks, everybody! We’re going to take a break to freshen up a little, but we’ll be back with more jazzy tunes to accompany your memorable evening!” Isabella called from the stage, blowing a kiss, and the rooster from before accompanied her offstage.
Hilda looked around to hide the fact she was as red as a tomato and cleared her throat. “W-we should go back.”
Hilda’s discomfort immediately jarred him from the spell of the singing and he nodded. “Yeah, I could use the break from being trampled,” he attempted to joke, trying not to show that he was starting to get nervous without the music before heading back to the table.
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During her time on stage, Isabella caught the memorable scent of the carnation but she wasn’t certain. When the rooster helped her down, she decided ask to be sure.
“Say, is there a giant flower among the public tonight? A carnation?” She asked in her notorious sweet tone.
The rooster took a quick look and it didn’t took him long to spot Cagney. It was rare to see any flowers at the club this time of the evening.
“Well, yes there is. Doesn’t look much of a carnation, but it’s the only flower I see,” the rooster answered. “Want me to take you to him?”.
“Oh, that’s very sweet of you, darling. But I can find my way,” she smiled and walked slowly, avoiding any obstacles as she followed the smell of the giant flower.
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As the two sat down, Cagney remembered the plan. Right. He had to retrieve that letter. “Hey, Hilda, I was thinking, about the other night…do you think you’d want to still do that, you know, have a sleepover or something?” He tried to suggest. He paused, “Ya know, with like sleeping bags or something,” he added quickly, not wanting her to think he was directly asking to sleep with her…not that he would be totally averse to that, mind you.
The constellation’s inside Hilda’s head were still going wild from the dance!
'Why didn’t you kiss him?’
'It’s alright! Just take your time, we don’t want to rush this!’
'You barely stepped on him!’
'It was perfect!’
'Not quite… it’s full of people in her~ ’
But at the question, all the voices stopped before screeching in unison: 'He wants to stay over?!’
Hilda took a looong sip from her glass and the voices grew silent. That felt good. She really needed to think this through. He made it sound like an innocent sleepover among friends, but after their slow dance, she wasn’t so sure. She had to ask him and clear the air once and for all.
“Cagney~?”
“Well, hello there, Mr. Flower,” a familiar sweet voice interrupted her. “Didn’t know hippies like to swing,” Isabella chuckled. Hilda glared at the bat and gulped down the rest of her half full glass, turning her cheeks a bit more red.
His petals flared instinctively at the voice. There was only one person who called him a hippie. He turned around to see Isabella standing, looking even better up close. How did someone blind know how to dress up so well? Or maybe she was just good looking in general and everything looked good on her?
He was starting to think it was the latter. He recovered and smirked. “That was some good singing, Isabella. I didn’t know you were working here.”
“Aw! thank you, darling,” the bat blushed. “I started yesterday, actually. Your friend Goopy helped me get the job!” Isabella gushed.
Hilda stared at both of them, trying to hide the fact she was really pissed for being interrupted AND ignored.
“Cool. Cool. Looks like that pompous ball has some talent after all.” Cagney was aware of Hilda being strangely quiet. “Hilda, you’ve met Isabella, right?” He prompted.
“Yeah, we have…” Hilda forced a smile and gestured to a waiter to bring her another drink.
“Dumnezeule! I’m so sorry, I didn’t hear you there!” Isabella said, wiggling her ears towards Hilda. “Am I interrupting?” She asked innocently, assuming from what she talked with Goopy that they were talking about the dome incident.
“We’re just hanging out,” Cagney attempted to explain, still not 100% sure they were on a date. “We might be going soon though?” His statement came out more as question, looking toward Hilda for any affirmation of this.
Hilda looked at Cagney a bit surprised, she was hoping to dance a few more songs, but then again,they were here to talk about their friendship. This wasn’t a date. It might look like one. It certainly felt like one. But it wasn’t.
Was it?
She though it might be better to talk about it on their way to… her place, maybe. “Eh…yeah, I guess we should be go~.”
“Oh no! I was hoping to get to dance with Cagney.” Isabella regrettably admitted. She didn’t get close just to get some juice for her gossip, but also wanted to test her tour guide’s dancing skills.
“Just one! Please?” She begged, using her enticing voice. Even Hilda looked at her a bit saddened for a moment, until she remember why she made a storm the other day and decided to focus on her new drink.
An evil smirked appeared on her face. The bat was blind, that wasn’t a problem for singing, but dancing? She could already see Isabella making a fool of herself, stepping clumsily on Cagney’s already sensitive leaves.
“I know exactly what we can dance to, I just have to tell the band real quick! Please?” The singer insisted, getting closer to him. Hilda didn’t like that gesture, but decided to encourage Cagney anyway.
“Aww… c'mon Cags! Show her what you got!” She couldn’t contain her devilish smile.
Cagney was definitely surprised by Hilda’s change in tone. He could have sworn she was a bit reserved about the bat but by the way she was goading them on, he must have been mistaken. Maybe after this, then they could talk a bit more about where they saw this going.
Now with Hilda’s insistence, he smiled craftily. “Alright, I better hope your dancing is as good as your singing cause I’m not gonna hold back on you.” He offered a bat a leaf to go to the floor so she could tell them her song selection
Seeing Cagney all confident made Hilda grin even more. This was going to be fun to watch!
Isabella held on to the flower’s arm and told the band she wanted to dance to ’Tom Tom Swing Combo’.The musicians waited for the dancers to get in place before they started playing.
Isabella decided to let Cagney lead so she could measure his level.
Cagney heard the boom and bang on the instruments and his eyes lit up. He bumped and grooved to the beat, maneuvering Isabella through sways and turns, expecting any second for the bat to step on his feet like Hilda had.
Hilda kept smiling and enjoyed seeing the giant flower shaking it to the rhythm of the beat. He sure knew what he was doing… and apparently so did the bat!
At first, Isabella was letting herself get dragged by the carnation but soon enough she picked up the pace and started to accompany and accentuate Cagney’s movements to the point where it actually looked like a rehearsed dance.
Isabella was having so much fun. Every time Cagney made her do something, she managed to embellish the pose: if he made her turn, she would do extra turns positioning her free wing in diagonal so it would look like a spiral going up her body; if he toss her on a side, still holding her hand, she would spread her wing at the right moment to make it look more impressive.
Cagney’s cautious attitude had turned to one of bemusement as the bat managed to keep rhythm and time. As the dance continued, he couldn’t help but feel legitimately surprised when she even added her own flair to each move he threw at her.
When they were close, Cagney could hear a very soft chirping coming from his partner. She was using her echolocation to measure the distance between them and, therefore, avoid crashing into him.
Hilda couldn’t believe her eyes. At some point they were so coordinated they even managed a tandem charleston. There was no trace of that evil grin anymore. This plan really backfired.
With they finally finished what was probably one of Cagney’s more demanding performances, the club broke into thunderous applause. He couldn’t help but grin a bit goofily, the alcohol making him somewhat impervious to any weird giddiness from performing in front of an audience of unknowns.
Hilda decided she needed some air and stepped outside the club before the dancers returned to the table.
“Alright, you did good, kid,” he admitted to Isabella, “And that chirping thing you were doing, that was like echolocation or something? That was pretty cool.” Hilda was a fan of science shit and that would probably be pretty cool. “Man, Hilda would get a kick out of that. Let me just…just…” He looked toward the table and froze when he saw it was an empty.
“I haven’t danced like that in years!” Isabella said, recovering her breath.
Hilda was gone. When had she left? Had he done something wrong? Was this whole night a bust? Maybe she had gone to the restroom? No, all her stuff was gone. Why did she leave? He couldn’t figure it out even as he continued holding Isabella’s claws.
Wait.
His eyes apprehensively widened. Here he was, holding another woman’s hand in a bar. Hilda hadn’t thought he was into the bat, did she? Isabella was really pretty and sassy, sure, but Hilda was the ultimate woman he really wanted to put his leaves around.
“Shit,” he quickly swore, giving Isabella’s claw a hurried pat before letting go, “I’ll be right back.” He dropped some coins on the table before darting outside.
Suddenly her partner patted her hand and left in a rush. “Wha~ wait!” She called but it was too late, Cagney had rushed out of the club.
The singer’s ears drooped in disappointment, hoping that he would return to explain. Although, she suspected it might have something to do with her….
Outside, Hilda was sitting on a big branch of a nearby tree. She had her arms crossed and was looking at her stars. She noticed some mistakes in her star placement which only made her feel worse about herself.
Cagney glanced around outside but didn’t see her. “Hilda?” He called.
Cagney’s voice interrupted her thoughts and she looked down. Man, he looked good in that outfit. She cleared her throat (and mind) and waved at him.
“Hey! Up here, Romeo. What happened with Juliet?” The woman said, annoyed by how badly this night was turning.
Shit. It WAS related to Isabella. Which he was probably gonna have to go explain things to after this. But hadn’t Hilda pushed him to go dance with her in the first place?
He crossed his arms, slightly irritated. “We finished our dance and then you took off. Why’d you tell me to go dance with her if you weren’t going to stick around?”
He bristled slightly at a new thought but kept it to himself for now. He waited to hear Hilda’s response
“I saw your dance, you pea brain…. it was pretty impressive,” She hated to admit, “I just needed some air.” She turned to look at the stars again, hiding her guilt. It was her fault they danced and that was eating her up.
Cagney huffed, “Alright, well I gotta go back and explain why I just left Isabella in the middle of the dance floor. Are you gonna disappear or are you going to stay here?”
He watched her carefully, the thought really eating at him now to see how she’d answer. He had a feeling she wasn’t telling the truth but he wasn’t sure about what. His initial thought of it being jealousy had been pushed aside when he remembered she had told him to do it in the first place. Jealous people didn’t do things like that, right? No, they didn’t. He thought.
He was getting deceived in some way though. Had she told Cagney to go dance so she could leave and meet up with someone else, hoping he would remain distracted. Was it Carl? She answered quite evasively about him before.
“Yeah sure, I’ll wait here,” Hilda sighed. “Oh! Shit! I forgot to pay~ no, you know what? You pay. Least you can do for breaking my dome”.
She would have punched herself right in the mouth if she could. She was just mad at herself but, somehow, she wanted to release it all on Cagney. Maybe she wanted Cagney to be mad at her so she had a reason to be mad at him, and therefore justify her being angry at herself?
She had to take a few minutes to understand what she just thought.
“Fine!” Cagney agreed and walked back inside.
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Isabella decided to wait at the bar and refresh herself with a lemonade when Cagney reentered the club.
He flagged the waiter and paid the rest of the tab. He caught sight of Isabella at the bar. He groaned, and approached her, taking a seat next to her. “Hey, it’s me, Cagney. Sorry about vanishing on you. Hilda up and disappeared, and I, well, she’s doing okay, just cooling off. I guess it’s too warm in here or something. Can I get you something?” He offered
Isabella smiled tenderly and raised her glass “I’m good.” She took a sip “I… I apologize for interrupting your date,” she said sweetly.
At the mention of the date, Cagney rolled his eyes. He looked to the bartender, “Hey, bartender, can you get me a whiskey shooter or something?”
As the bartender made up the drink, the flower sighed. “Yeah, I’m not sure if that is what it is at the moment…”
“Oh, c'mon.” She softly punched his arm “The small fights just makes the making up sweeter,” she smiled, not understanding that they weren’t officially dating. “As Annette Hanshaw used to sing 'happiness comes double, after a little pain… ” Isabella sang sweetly the verses “…If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain”.
“I broke her observatory. So it’s not just the rain, it might as well hail.” He pulled his petals. “That dome cost a fortune to replace. And I definitely don’t have anywhere close to fixing it.”
“Sorry, all we got is honey whiskey, is that gonna work for you?” The bartender asked, setting a glass down.
“Yeah, that’s fine.” Cagney chuckled picking up the glass. “I didn’t know Rumor was branching out into the liquor business. Then again, she got the resources for it. Probably the only one on the Isles who’d have the cash to fix the dome too,” he mused, thinking more about this than he normally would.
He chugged the liquor and coughed, his thoughts interrupted by the fact that this was a lot more powerful than he thought.
Isabella listened to Cagney choke, a bit surprised to hear him being so open to her. The alcohol must have loosened his tongue. She’d have to remember to ask more about that Rumor character…
So much gossip! But no! This wasn’t the time to think about that. This looked more than just a simple fight. “If you can’t afford to pay for it, at least assist her into getting one. You have any contacts? Somebody who might know somebody?”
“Maybe,” he admitted, “Djimmi and Rumor might…” He blinked. “Wait, shit, Hilda’s still outside,” he realized. Oh crap he probably should get going to her before she thought he was ditching her and not the other way around. He got up unsteadily. “It was nice seeing you again,” he said, holding out an unsteady hand.
The bat noticed the flower standing up with some trouble as she heard his stool scrape along the floor. “You need help getting to the door?” She chuckled, not realising he extended his hand to her.
Cagney remembered that Isabella was blind. “I think I’m good, just gotta not lose my feet…” He mumbled, pulling his hand back and pointing down at his feet.
Isabella listened to the carnation walk away, taking his flowery scent with him. She turn to her drink and sighed. Last time she danced like that was with Mina’s father, long time ago. “Waiter, put some of that honey liquor in here, please…”
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Carl was not having any luck this evening. He was really hoping there’d be one lonely lady here in the club tonight but so far no such luck. He had been hanging near the sides, away from the dance floor, feeling a bit sorry for himself before he finally decided to try the bar again.
This time he was in luck. It was the singer from earlier this evening! Sitting alone and looking rather melancholy. Carl puffed up his chest. That’s because she had never met Carl before. Every lady felt better when they met Carl. He sauntered over to the empty seat next to the bat. “Miss,” he greeted, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I wanted to tell you that you have the voice of an angel!”
The bat turned her head towards his direction. “Aw, thank you, darling. You’re enjoying your evening so far?” She said sweetly taking a sip of her drink.
Carl blushed at being called darling. “I most certainly am now that you’ve shown up. I was worried it was going to be a regular night but you’ve brought some life into this place with your charm,” he sweet talked, motioning the bartender to bring him something.
Isabella chuckled, still sitting at the bar, “Well aren’t you the sweet talker. Your companion must be so happy with you”.
“Oh! You flatter me so! I’m afraid I don’t have a companion with me this evening. I realize that might be quite the shocker for a bug of my type,” he 'humbly’ explained, taking advantage of the fact that she was blind by glancing at her legs.
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Hilda hopped down from the branch with the help of her cloud and was now leaning against the tree with her arms crossed, waiting for him to return. She managed to calm herself down, only to get pissed again thinking of the reasons why Cagney was taking so long.
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Cagney got to the door before he stopped. Shit, had he paid the bartender? Last thing he needed was to get banned from a place because he didn’t remember to pay. He started walking back, having to touch the wall to balance himself every now and then.
Cagney approached the bar and blinked. Huh, Isabella was still there. Maybe she was getting another drink? He glanced to the side and did a double take. “What the hell?” He muttered.
It was Carl. The stupid caterpillar he should have beaten the pulp out of a few days ago. His eyes widened. Oh man, those thoughts earlier of Hilda distracting him…were those true?! She must have planned on meeting up with this idiot when he was on the floor with Isabella.
He watched the bug check out the bat lewdly and his eyes narrowed. Yeah, no, this was not going to work for him. He walked toward them, realizing he was about to cause a problem.
Carl was unaware of the danger. He looked up from his incredibly long look. “A lovely woman such as yourself, surely you’re not alone here?”
Isabella realised she was dealing with a narcissistic Casanova, it wasn’t the first and would probably not be the last.
She got the scent of the carnation again and wiggled her ears to try to identify where was he coming from. She smiled at the caterpillar. “I’m not anymore.” And she turned toward Cagney’s direction. “Forgot something, partner?”
Carl blinked in surprise as she looked away. He could have sworn she was blind. He turned to greet her friend only to pale. “Oh…nut berries,” he managed before Cagney slammed a hand down next to the caterpillar.
“Hope you got a good look, Carl, because that might be the last thing you see when I’m through with you,” Cagney snarled, holding back the urge in him to drive his hands through the floor and transform.
“I, oh, just this is all just a misunderstanding,” Carl babbled.
Cagney loomed dangerously over the caterpillar. “So, you and Hilda planning on meeting up here together to make an idiot out of me, is that the misunderstanding?” He growled, slamming his hand next to the bug again.
The bat got startled by the noise and decided it was better to move away from it, so she slid to the seat next to her. Cagney sounded really angry, she thought would be best not to say anything and hear how this plays out.
Oh man! She had so much to tell Goopy tomorrow.
Carl had no idea what the carnation was talking about. “Hilda? Who’s Hilda? You mean the woman from the Clip Joint?”
“Hey!” The rooster approached them. “You got a problem, take it outside,” he pointed toward the door with his feathery thumb.
Isabella wasn’t sure what to do, but she did have similar experiences in the past so she kept her distance. “ Eh.. Cagney, maybe you should go 'talk’ outside…”
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Hilda was livid “How long does it take to pay a tab! Is he washing the dishes or something?” She yelled and walked towards the club.
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Cagney stared down at the insect, ignoring the bat. “Really? Cause she said you two were good friends!” He argued.
Carl shook his head. “No, no! I hardly know her!”
Cagney blinked. “What? Why were you with her then?”
“She was just some drunk, dumb girl!”
Cagney leered. “She’s not dumb, say that again and I’ll turn you into fertilizer.”
“She wanted me to come back to her place to make her friend jealous!” He confessed, doing his best to look small.
Cagney snorted. “What friend? All you did was come by my…field…” He stopped. Wait a second. Things were starting to click into place. Had Hilda tried to make him jealous? Why the hell would she be trying to make him jealous unless…she liked him.
Carl took advantage of the hesitation to discreetly use one of his many hands to reach behind him to grab a glass to chuck at the very confused carnation. “Yes, all her idea! Not mine at all! I was just planning on walking her back to her place! I definitely wasn’t going to spend the night!” He stalled, his fingers wrapping around the glass. He would claim self defense even though Cagney hadn’t actually touched him yet.
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Hilda entered the club and looked around for the giant flower. She frowned to see him at the bar with Isabella and… was that Carl? Looked like Cagney was threatening him, and everybody was starting to stare at them. She rushed towards them. “Cagney!”
Cagney turned at the sound of Hilda’s voice and was about to ask her what the hell was going on between her and Carl when something hard broke against the back of his head and he fell to his knees.
Carl stood behind him triumphantly, dropping the broken bottle at his feet. “Ha! Who’s the idiot now?!” He yelled.
The bartender glanced over the counter. “You…just broke a bottle of 30 year old Scotch,” he mentioned.
The mole owner, who had been watching from the sidelines anxiously, nearly passed out in horror.
Carl froze. “Uh…”
The bat covered her mouth in surprise, not daring to move. Hilda’s jaw dropped and looked at Cagney on the floor starting to bleed, or… the equivalent of bleeding for a plant.
Her eyes lit up and she glared angrily at Carl. “You son of a bitch,” she said softly, covering herself in thick mist and letting Taurus take over. “YOU’RE DEAD!” Her voice sounded like thunder all over the club.
The rooster got to Isabella and quickly guided her to the exit. “No! Wait! I want to know how it ends!” The singer said trying to remain where she was, but the rooster saw the bull was thrusting towards the bar and pulled Isabella away with him.
Carl didn’t think this was how his day was going to go. He woke up this morning, did his morning routine of stretches and yoga with the girls, then went for a stroll around the meadows. He had planned on cocooning soon and wanted to come out to celebrate, and possibly bring back a lucky lady he could boast to. He thought for sure his news would just draw women to him.
Having Hilda charge him as a bull was not what he had in mind and he jumped over the bar with a scream.
Cagney was seeing stars on the ground and could feel something trickling off of him. Was that his blood? Or was that the Scotch? He had no idea but was too dizzy to check. He could hear Hilda yelling and he was really really hoping she wasn’t going for him because there’s not much he could have done about it.
Taurus destroyed half of the bar with one powerful thrust, sending shards of wood and glass everywhere. People screamed and ran towards the exits. “Stop hiding, you worm!” The constellation yelled, “This is how you go! I’ve seen it in the stars! Hahaha!” The bull said with a manic laugh.
Carl was not a fighter. He felt like one when he knocked the flower down but now this was definitely out of hand. He made a dash for the door as Cagney finally recovered, pulling himself back up with a groan and a swear.
Hilda, well, Taurus noticed the caterpillar making a run for the door and saw Cagney standing up. He was afraid he would trample over his friend if he tried to charge again.
“Hey, giant dandelion! He’s getting away!” He said, hoping the flower was still aware of what was going on.
Cagney looked toward Tauros very confusedly. “What?” His words sunk in and the carnation looked to see Carl bolting. He tried to plant his arms but they hit the wood floor and he hissed in pain. “Ow, ow!” He groaned.
Guess he was running it then. He chased after Carl and managed to snag the bug outside of the club, right next to the tree Hilda had been on before.
Carl squeaked. “Wait, wait, don’t hurt me!”
The carnation huffed angrily. “Think just cuz someone can’t see, you can pull those stunts?”
Perfect! They were outside the club. Taurus followed them making the clouds that formed him more dense until it covered his entire body. Once outside, the cloud revealed a handsome centaur already pointing his arrow at the caterpillar. “Goodbye, CaaAAaarl!” he mocked, and with another terrifying laugh, he shot his arrow.
Unfortunately, Hilda was a bit intoxicated, so his arrow missed the target and pinned the caterpillar to the tree by his clothes.
“Oh, shucks… I was aiming for the head!” Sagittarius lamented, not realizing that both men froze at the thudding of the arrow by their heads.
Carl freaked out. “No! My mom is gonna kill me if I wreck this suit!” He lamented.
Cagney, leaned against the tree next to the caterpillar, trying to look both cool and to keep himself standing despite the fact that Sagittarius’ arrow nearly scared the sap out of him too. “You’re worried about your MOM killing you? I’d worry more about your friend here murdering you with arrows,” Cagney spat.
Carl shook his head. “Definitely not my friend! I hardly know her!”
Cagney blinked. Oh yeah. Carl was blabbering about this in the bar. He turned on Sagittarius with a hard look. “So, Carl and I were having a friendly chat in the club-”
“Friendly?! You were slamming the-” Carl protested but a glance at the arrow pinning his suit to the tree kept him quiet.
Cagney continued. “And he says you’re not his friend and that night you guys went by my field was del-delib- on purpose!” He stuttered, alcohol making his word choice difficult.
He pointed to the caterpillar. “But maybe he’s lying. Why don’t you prove me wrong and tell me what his favorite color is? Or how about his last name?”
The centaur rolled his eyes. “Oh! Enough with the charades! Hilda is in loaaAAAh ..” Sagittarius held his head in pain and white smoke started to cover his body again. When the cloud dispersed, Hilda was standing there with her hands on her head, breathing heavily.
“Cagney! He broke a God damn bottle on your head! Why isn’t he dead already?!” She yelled, hoping the carnation would focus on hurting the caterpillar instead of interrogating him.
Cagney pointed at the caterpillar still. “What’s his last name, Hilda?”
Hilda cringed feeling how her cheeks turned redder than usual. “It’s… hmmrrrssss…. Smith. He’s Carl Smith,” she decided to go with what she thought was a very common last name.
Carl gaped at her. “What? Smith?! What type of name is Smith?! You don’t even know my last name and you invited me over to sleep with you?!”
Cagney slammed the tree and the caterpillar squeaked into silence. Shit, he was really hoping the caterpillar was lying. But judging by how red Hilda’s face was, he didn’t think so. His chest ached at the thought. “You were going to sleep with him?” He asked, looking more hurt than upset.
“WHAT?!” She was livid now and got closer until she was facing Carl “The fuck are you saying?!” She yelled angrily “I never said I was going to sleep with you! You filthy worm!”
She poked him hard on his chest. “I just wanted THIS idiot to be jealous!” She pointed at Cagney with her thumb and turned to him still blushing. “There! I said it! I wanted to make YOU jealous! Happy now?! Can we go back being friends again?!” Her eyes were starting to get wet. “Please…” she said softly. This sentimental stuff really wasn’t her thing.
Cagney was taken aback by Hilda’s outburst. Carl might have been talking but he wasn’t listening. So it was true. Hilda was trying to make him jealous. Because maybe she liked him as much as he liked her?
But that last line, that emotional one from the normally smart mouthed woman really nailed him in the chest and his plant heart hurt. “Can I do one thing first before we go back to being friends?” He asked.
“Wha~… yeah?” She raised an eyebrow.
“Okay, thanks,” he mumbled, walking over to her. He swallowed hard and before Hilda could say anything more, he grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her into a rough kiss.
The woman didn’t dare move. Her eyes went wide open and her heart skipped a beat. The constellations in her head were as shocked as her and remained silent.
Cagney finally broke from the kiss and looked deep into her eyes. He opened his mouth to say something only to stop and hold up a finger. “Gimme a sec,” he managed. He stumbled away from her and threw up behind the tree.
Hilda was still paralyzed and just stood there, looking at the carnation emptying his stomach. A shy silly smile drew on her face and she completely forgot about Carl, Isabella, and the whole mess which made them get angry to begin with.
“I’m- I’m not throwing up cause of the kiss!” Cagney protested, climbing back to his feet unsteadily, gesturing to the club. “Alcohol doesn’t go well with being a plant.”
Carl just stared at the scene in front of him. This was how he was going to die, watching a murderous flower getting rejected by a murderous sky witch. There was no way any girl was gonna come back from that (he knows, he tried it before many times with women he just met)
Hilda’s smile grew bigger. She was about to make witty comment but was interrupted by the sound of police sirens getting closer. Reality brought back the woman from her happy cloud and made her realise they had to get out of there if they didn’t want to get in more trouble.
“Shit!” She cast a cloud big enough for the both of them. “Cagney, we gotta go! Hop on!” She extended her hand to help him get up.
“Aw man, not the cloud,” Cagney groaned, but he knew the last thing he needed was to spend a night in jail so he grabbed her hand and climbed onto the cloud.
She got closer to the caterpillar. “And YOU better keep your mouth SHUT!” She grabbed the arrow and waved it in front of him “Or next time I WON’T miss,” her bracelet glowed and the arrow disappeared in a puff.
Carl nodded hurriedly.
“Hold on tight!” Hilda waved her hands and the cloud flew towards the observatory.
Carl waited for the police to come. He glanced at the time. “Ah gee, my mom is gonna be so mad I missed curfew…”
Necrokitty Tales: Trouble in Inkwell Isle (Chapter 12)
Authors’ note: Remember, Necrida’s writing will be in italics and SPKC’s writing with be regular font.If you have no idea what this roleplaying thing is, you can start from the beginning here.
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The morning arrived and it was a shiny new day. Mina woke up happily, got dressed and went down stairs. She stopped abruptly to see her mother sleeping on the table next to a bunch of tissues and an almost empty bottle of vodka.
‘She must have cried herself to sleep again’ Mina thought sadly reaching for the bottle quietly and emptying it in the sink, to replace it with salted water. ‘That will teach her’.
She then covered her mother with a blanket, prepared a small breakfast for both of them and packed her lunch. She was starting to get worried about her, she had been drinking more the past few weeks…
She gave her mum a kiss and went on her way to school wondering if Mr Carnation said something to upset her last night.
–
Harvey Hare woke up with a slight groan. He got up, stretched and started to hop toward the kitchen for breakfast. His mother was already setting aside a piece of extra carrot cake from last night for him. Harvey blinked in surprise at the cake for breakfast and his mom chuckled.
“I know we don’t normally have cake for breakfast but I’ve just heard some of the nightingales chirping away about some very interesting gossip that I’ve just GOT to ask about before they fly on over to the second isle.”
Harvey wasn’t complaining. Cake for breakfast was awesome. He sat down and quickly ate up before his mother changed her mind. He paused mid bite. “Isn’t dad coming home tonight?”
“Yes he is. And I’m sure he’ll want to talk to you about yesterday as well, young man!”
Harvey paused. Oh gee, yesterday was a bit rough, wasn’t it? His eyes widened. He wondered what the class would say? Was Mina still alive? Was Spike going to seek revenge? So many questions! He finished his cake and quickly dressed for school before hopping out the door. He wasn’t sure if he was going to catch Mina on the way to school but he’s sure that if she was still alive, they could talk at lunch.
–
When Mina passed near the carnation’s field, she eyed it quickly to see if it was there but she couldn’t spot him. She wanted to thank him again for giving back her journal. Maybe she could get him a gift at the carnival tomorrow.
She wondered on her way to school what do flowers like, do they even eat?
–
Harvey was worried to see he had beaten Mina to school. Oh no! Did that mean her mom killed her after all?!
His classmates were absolutely abuzz with chatter about yesterday’s fight.
“I heard that Cagney tore her into tiny pieces!”
“Nu uh! She bit him and sucked all the nectar out of him cause she’s a bat!”
He spotted Spike and Todd out of the corner of his eye looking a bit subdued. Did their parents find out about this too? He couldn’t help but hope they got in trouble.
Mina got into class the moment the bell rang. She caught her breath and waved at Harvey, taking her seat. She then pulled her journal out of her backpack to show it to him with a smile.
Mrs. White looked upon the class with a very annoyed look. “Children, it has come to my attention that there was a fight yesterday afternoon. Although the fight happened outside of school grounds, I would have imagined your parents have raised you to avoid altercations.”
All students turned their heads to Mina and Harvey.
Mina slid down a bit from her chair as she tried to hide. Todd frowned and gave Harvey a threatening look.
There was some silence in the classroom before a kid blurted out: “Did you suck out Cagney’s nectar with your vampire teeth?”
The whole class erupted in uproar of excited yelling and Mrs. White had to bang on the board several times in an attempt to regain control of the situation.
“Children! Children! Enough!” She shouted irritably, finally resorting to slamming a book on the ground. And even then there were a few murmurs. She clapped her hands together. “I don’t care WHO was involved,” she snapped, “But everyone is going to have to do an extra writing assignment!”
There was a collective groan from all the kids as Mrs. White wrote on the board. “Don’t you “aw” me,” the teacher continued, “Maybe if you violent little thugs behaved once in a while,” she muttered under her breath, “I wouldn’t have parents coming in arguing with me over grades.” She cleared her throat and pointed to the board. “Tomorrow I want a paragraph about what you like about one of your classmates. I don’t want any declarations of love! Just, things that you like that make them a good friend! You got it?”
“Yes, Mrs. White.”
“Good, maybe some positive writing will rub off on you and keep you in line. Now open your books to page 36…”
Todd looked at Mina and Harvey and made a gesture with his thumb sliding across his neck. Mina saw him and showed him her unusual long tongue to mock him.
–
Sullivan finally reached shore after sailing through a horrible storm and fighting a terrifying giant octopus. Amber was still there, shining in her beautiful dress and calling his name with an angelical voice. He started walking towards her, he could smell her, he could almost touch her…!
He woke up by the sound of a clock alarm falling from his chair.
Amber’s ears twitched as she heard Sullivan’s alarm go off. She peeked in from the kitchen at the groggy salamander and brought out a plate of fried fish, letting it clatter loudly in front of his face. “Good morning, Sully!” She beamed, “I made breakfast! I caught it myself!” She declared proudly, flashing some sharp canines at the still half asleep salamander. If he looked close enough at the fish, he could see the two puncture wounds where she had sunk her teeth in and dragged it from the water. “Eat up!”
Sullivan looked at Amber blinking unbelieving. Not only the girl of his dreams was still here, bit she made him breakfast! That she caught herself! This woman was really getting to him… he had to show her how much he wanted to stay with her.
He regained his seat and smile tenderly at Amber “Wow that is a nice catch! Thank you very much, Amber…” He scratched his neck nervously .“Em.. did you sleep well?”.
Amber was pleased that her catch was well received. She was actually beginning to like this dope. She brushed her fur aside. “Oh! Well I took the bed. I felt so bad that you fell asleep here though! I wasn’t quite strong enough to drag you.”
Nor would she have risked waking him up. She eyed the door hopefully. As charming as this was, she really had to get a move on, especially if she was going to double check these shipments and maybe intercept one or two.
“Do you think you could give me a ride back to the mainland? Dog paddling is the worst when you’re a cat.”
‘Im never washing those sheets’ the salamander thought to himself. “Uh, yeah! Of course” he nodded “ And.. um…” he hesitated “Amber… last night… was really fun, and… I was wondering… if… you would like to hang out again sometime? Maybe… go to the carnival or… something”. He stared at his plate.
The carnival, huh? That would certainly be an opportunity. And no one would suspect her if she was walking around with a date. She smiled sweetly. “That sounds like fun. I think it comes in tomorrow if you wanna go?”
“T-that would be great!” Sullivan looked at the woman with a big smile and a red face. He was going on a date with her! He finished his plate and offered to take Amber back with his raft.
–
The lunch bell rang and Mina waited for Harvey so they could go together to the cafeteria, keeping an eye on Todd and Spike.
Harvey hopped over to Mina. “I’m really glad your mom didn’t kill you!” Harvey exclaimed happily. “How did you get your notebook back?” He gasped.
“My mum was very angry when we got back home but she calmed down and ended up talking” Mina smiled and started walking to the cafeteria. “But later, Mr. Carnation came to my home! I thought he wanted to kill me, but he actually wanted to apologize and brought me my journal!” She took her notebook and laid it on the table. “Some pages are ripped but other than that is all here!”
Harvey smiled. “Well, good, your mom didn’t try to kill him, did she? My mom tried to kill him but he apologized to her too. At least I think he did.” He did not, Harvey realized. But he didn’t need to tell his mom that. He’s sure she would already be busy with whatever gossip had seized her last night.
Mina laughed imagining the scene Harvey described. “He did apologized to me, and later my mum wanted to talk to him in private, so maybe then he apologized?” She scratched her chin thinking about what they might have talked about.
He was grateful that his friend did not lose her notebook. It seems pretty important to her. “How long have you had it?” He asked curiously.
“I had this journal for a year now, but I have three. I should think about buying a new one - this one is almost finished.”
“As far as a new notebook goes, maybe we can find one on the second isle when we go to the carnival. Wait, are we still going to the carnival tomorrow?”
“And yeah! Definitely we are going tomorrow!” She said happily. She looked at Harvey, remembering how he tried to help her yesterday. “Harvey.. thank you for yesterday. That was really brave of you.”
Harvey brightened up but then looked sad. “I couldn’t do much,” he admitted with a sigh, “I don’t have claws or teeth or nails. All I got are these big floppy feet.” He scratched his head. “Although my dad said he might teach me a few magic tricks the next time he’s in town. So maybe he can teach me how to make people disappear.”
“Your dad is a magician?” Mina asked intrigued.
Harvey nodded. “Yeah, he works on one of the other isles. He does a couple shows a week. He’s a bit weird but he’s nice. But he’s not here too often so I gotta do something else!” Harvey pointed to his feet.
She looked at his feet. “You know… maybe you just have to learn how to use them, like kangaroos.” She looked through her notebook to show him a drawing of a kangaroo she did long time ago. “They have very big feet and they use them to fight.”
Harvey looked at her book with interest. “A kangaroo? Woah!!! I could do that! Do you know any kangaroos who could teach me?”
Mina thought of it for a few seconds “The only one I known lives on Australia,” she said sadly. “Are there any fighters in here?”
Harvey thought about it. “Well, there’s Ribby and Croaks at the Clip Joint. I know they fight, but we have to find a way to get in to the bar. I think, Goopy Le Grande is also around, but he’s more of a boxer, although now that I think about it, I have seen him try to smash things with a body slam.”
“The only other person I know who does anything with their feet would be Sally stage-play, but she’s an actress and all the way on the third Isle so we probably couldn’t go visit her unless we had a good reason to go that far.”
Harvey tugged one of his ears. “So, what do you wanna do?”
Mina listened attentively. “Wow! That’s a lot of fighters… Hmm.. well I wanted to check out the hole at the observatory. We can go see whoever is the closest. Oh! And after we explored you can borrow my journal and show it to your sister.” She smiled.
Harvey glanced at the time. “We’re almost done with lunch so tell you what, once we get off school, why don’t we try to see the hole first? I don’t know about you, but looking into a hole in the evening sounds pretty scary, so I’d like to do that first. Then we can cross the bridge to meet Goopy and then head down and see if we can get into the Clip Joint. We should probably not try to stay there once the sun goes down. Ribby and Croak are harder to talk to when the sun goes down and they start drinking.”
“After that, we can head to my house and Hannah can look at your journal. Provided she doesn’t make it a quilt first.” He wrinkled his nose at that. “Does that sound good to you?”
Mina nodded “ That sounds good!” She smiled. They spent the rest of the lunch time talking about kangaroos and extraterrestrials and when the bell rang they continued with their classes.
By the time everyone got back from lunch and as class started to end for the day, Mrs. White tapped on the board. “Just a reminder class that you have the extra assignment that’s due tomorrow. Write something nice about one of your classmates.”
Spike snorted. “That’s still the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
“And comments like that will get you detention, young man. See you after class. The rest of you are dismissed.”
Harvey perked up significantly. With Spike in detention, he and Mina didn’t have to worry about getting jumped while walking around the Isle. This was a good day indeed. The two children packed up their stuff and headed for the hole first.
–
Cagney woke up slightly more rested than he had yesterday, albeit a bit sore from having to carry Hilda. He was surprised he was waking up at all to be honest. He for sure thought he would have been burnt to a crisp by a bolt of lightning. Then again, Hilda did like to sleep in so maybe he wouldn’t meet his end until that afternoon.
Oh. Right. Hilda. The woman he swore he’d never see again. Well, shit that wasn’t working out too well, huh? He curled into himself briefly at the memory of her poor body covered in his thorns, lying on the bed. God, he really was a monster, huh? His chest hurt at that yet he couldn’t help but smile humorlessly. Seeing her naked was probably the closest he was ever going to get to her again.
He should have left a note. He could have apologized on the note, but he didn’t. He chickened out. And now, it was too late. Then again…had Hilda really brought a guy to his field just to screw with him? He, uh, wasn’t so sure what to think about that. That couldn’t have been true. There was no way Hilda would have even tolerated his presence much less make an attempt to get him jealous. He wondered briefly where he tossed that caterpillar and whether or not he survived. If he was lucky, he probably broke a couple of his arms. It was the least he deserved for touching Hilda like that. If Cagney hadn’t been there…
His eyes caught glimpse of the sun and he quickly uprooted himself. He was supposed to meet Isabella. Show her around the isle or something. He couldn’t help but admit he felt his petals shiver a bit at her figure. Right, right. Probably should plan on where they should go first and not gawk at the bat.
Cagney approached Isabella’s door and knocked politely. It was awfully quiet, he noticed, perhaps she was still asleep?
Isabella woke up startled by the knock on the door. “M-Mina?” She called softly, a bit disoriented, waving her ears to try to listen.
Cagney remembered that Isabella was blind and wouldn’t answer the door unless she knew who it was. “Hey, it’s me, Cagney Carnation!”
Isabella recognized the flower’s voice and remember he was going to show her around. “Just a minute, darling!” She managed to say sweetly and when she stood up from her chair, she spilled the glass of orange juice Mina had laid for her breakfast all over the table. “La naiba! (Damn it).”
She started to clean up only to put her hand inside a bowl of cereal. She swore again in Romanian and decided she needed some assistance. “Eh… Mr. Carn- I mean Cagney, I need some assistance… Door is open.” She said loud looking for a cloth to clean the mess. This morning started well…
Cagney let himself in and glanced around. Well…the house wasn’t certainly much to look at, that’s for sure. But it did not like Mina’s mother had tried to tidy up the place. Then again, she was a bit visually impaired so there was only so much that could be done. He spotted her cleaning up the table with a cloth and he quickly picked up the bowl of cereal before she could knock that over too.
“Hey, do you need another towel or something?” He asked, setting the cereal aside, away from her hands.
Her home was indeed very sparsely decorated. The wood was turning gray, the furniture was old but still standing, some plants lighted up the place, and on the walls there were Mina’s drawings. Those looked like world maps and observation drawings of bugs and plants with tiny notes like 'careful with the stinger, do not touch bad rash’ or 'likes cookies’.
The only thing it didn’t look old was a big gramophone in copper tones and dark wood. Next to it, a box with some vinyls.
“N-no… its ok,” the bat smiled nervously “I just need to know if I got everything”. She finished cleaning the table and tapped it with her other hand to make sure she didn’t knock down anything else. “Did I spill anything on the floor?”
Cagney checked the floor. “No, looks like you got it all. You’ve got some cereal. Did you want to eat that?”
Judging by the pictures, it looks like this little family traveled a lot. He let out a quiet whistle at the flower pictures. Look at the pistils and stamens on that pretty one! This was almost like plant pornography of which he was fairly certain Mina had no concept of and was just drawing what she saw. And what Cagney didn’t see was a dad in any of these pictures.
Isabella had a light headache settling in. “Oh no, not really hungry… “
He looked at the gramophone. “Hey, you got one of those music doohickey things!” He exclaimed, a slight smile on his face. There hadn’t been any bands recently in the Isles and Cagney was secretly disappointed about it even though he would loudly complain about them. He missed dancing but with everything as crazy as it had been, he hadn’t had the time to steal away and practice.
She laughed “It’s a gramophone. A really good one too,” she said proudly “Do you like music?” she asked while washing her hands.
Cagney was glad she was blind. It made lying a little bit easier. “Every now and then,” he answered, "I kind of just move to the beat.“ He leafed through the vinyl records. "Although I haven’t heard of some of these folks. You do stuff with music or something?”
Isabella turned to him “Everything I got there is 'la crême de la crême’ ” she pronounced in perfect french. “If you want I can let you borrow some” she said walking towards the vinyls careful not to stumble upon the carnation.
She grabbed one and touched the corners were some tiny holes where poked in specific shapes. She went through a couple of them until she took one carefully out of his case and played it with the gramophone. ’Strut Miss Lizzy’ started to play.
“Have you heard this one? It always makes me want to shake it!” She shook her shoulders at the rhythm.“And to answer your question, I’m actually a singer, and a pretty good dancer, or so I'v been told” she chuckled.
Cagney raised an eyebrow at her dancing. This was a tiny bit slow for him but he could get into it very easily. She danced fairly well too. He wondered if part of it was due to her being blind. It was hard to be self conscious of how you danced when you couldn’t see anyone around you.
He had been really shy when he first started dancing as a young flower, even though the teacher had said he had a natural talent for it. He probably wouldn’t have continued if it hadn’t been for Hilda cheering him on at practice.
Hs gritted his teeth at the thought of Hilda. He had really wanted to take her dancing at some point. She didn’t dance too well as far as he knew but he definitely would have enjoyed it, even if they had to go slow.
He realized Isabella had asked him a question. “Oh! Thank you! I uh, don’t have one of those things. I actually don’t really have a house, heh. Just a field and a shed.”
He watched her dance. “A singer too, huh? You sing with a band or something?”
“Living in the open air, getting high… you’re not a junky, you’re a hippie!” Isabella chuckled. The vinyl kept playing more rhythmic jazz but the woman stopped dancing. “I used to be in a band…” she said with a nostalgic air, “But now I’m looking for a new one.” The bat walked towards the stairs.
Cagney bristled at the comment about getting high. “I didn’t intentionally drug myself with dandelions,” he grumbled, but the bat was already walking toward the stairs, leaving him alone in the living room.
He scratched his head. “A new band, huh?” He racked his brain thinking of anyone he knew looking for a singer.
“I’m going to freshen up a bit, make yourself at home! I’ve got some lemonade if you’re thirsty,” the woman said from upstairs. When she reached her room she took a deep breath. The fragrance of the carnation was intoxicating. In a good way. She changed quickly into a very similar outfit only slightly more clearer and got down the stairs with a flap of her wings. “Ok! I’m ready to go!” She posed spreading her wings showing her lovely figure.
Cagney was really glad she was blind. He stared at her in amazement before clearing his throat. How did a woman like this know how to dress like THAT?
“Right, about time, “ he managed.
–
Morning arrived and the sun hit right to her face. She frowned irritated by the extreme source if light and covered herself with a blanket.Her pain seemed to be more bearable, and she felt very comfortable surrounded by familiar pillows and blankets.
A few seconds later, she realized she was in her house, wearing her night gown backwards and her skin was sticky. She tried very hard to remember what happened last night.
“Caaaarl” Hilda started giggling, she remembered that bit. Did Cagney laughed? If she made him laugh it meant there was still hope for their friendship! But she couldn’t remember. Her head hurt, she just laid there on her bed for a while, playing the night in her head.
“Fucking Carl ruined everything. That grabby, piece of shit… good thing Cagney woke up… ” Her plan didn’t really worked as she expected, but then again she didn’t really had a plan. “Oh my god… did I puke in front of Cagney!?” She covered her face with her hands ashamed.
She checked on her stiky skin, what was that? Did Cagney took her home? … and changed her!? Hilda had been soo tired she barely remembered the carnation changing her clothes.
And… took out her thorns? She immediately checked her chest, he took those too… what about her boobs? She had one in a very sensitive area… yeah that one was still there. Its gonna hurt like hell to take that one out. She felt better to see that the giant flower didn’t took advantage of her state.
Then why did she felt disappointed?
Hilda’s head hurted like hell.
'What have you done to us… ’ Sagittarius wispered inside Hilda’s head.
'Shhh, you’re too loud’ Gemini answered even more quietly and nit at all in unison.
“Uuugh shut up all of you!” Hilda moaned. “What am I gonna do now?… that was… pathetic… and he fucking changed me! He saw me pretty much naked!”
'And we weren’t conscious! ’ Gemini regretted.
'Just imagine him, applying the sticky goo very gently’ Gem said with a dreamy tone.
'And spreadding it tenderly through aaall our naked-’
“SHUT UP!” Hilda roughly interrupted Ini, feeling herself warm up to the idea of Cagney caressing her.
'How do you know it was Cagney?’ Taurus said after a while. Hilda’s eyes opened wide.
“Oh.My.God.” all the voices in her head spoke at once. She got out of the bet to take a shower. Suddenly the name Carl wasn’t so funny anymore.
“No! It must have been Cagney…I mean… I think… I remember that fucking idiot flying away at some point… ” It was kinda fuzzy in her mind.
Another constellation started to speak out in her mind. It wasn’t one that spoke often, preferring to hang out in the foreground. But every so often, when Hilda would find herself well, physically attracted to someone, it would start to whisper advice. Seductive advice.
“We should invite him back up here to talk.”
“Oh God… not you… ” she rested her head against the wall remaining under the water.
'We definitely should!“ Gemini regained their coordination with the excitement.
'To talk? Ha!’ Tauros interfered. 'If he wanted to talk he would have stayed.’
Hilda was confused. She really wanted to talk to him, or see him again.
'What are going to do tomorrow?’ Sagittarius asked worried.
Scorpio pushed again. "We should get a real outfit,” it finally pushed, “something that shows that this is serious.”. If Scorpio had their way, Hilda would be wearing all sorts of tight flashy outfits, but that wasn’t the sky witch’s style.
“Oh! We should get that cute tight red dress we saw the other day! That would send a clear message!’ Gemini was definitely on board with this idea.
Hilda rolled her eyes "it’s starting to get crowded in there… ” she checked on the thorn stuck very near her nipple and tried to pull it out.
'Look what he did to us! Remember what he said to us! I can’t believe you’re actually considering becoming friends again’ Taurus wasn’t very thrilled.
“He didn’t really mean it-ouch!” She pulled hard, but the damn thorn wouldn’t come out. “Besides, I overreacted too… I mean… I didn’t even listen to him when he tried to explain… and we were going to pull his eyes out for crying out loud! ”
'After he threatened us! After breaking our dome!’ Taurus was too stubborn and was starting to fill Hilda with anger. A cold jet of water calmed her down instantly and she leapt out of the shower with a very high pitch scream.
Scorpio waited for Hilda to stop screaming before choosing their words carefully. “Show him you’re serious, and you’ll have him on his knees begging for forgiveness.”
Oh! Hilda LOVED that thought. Cagney begging on her feet! That image made gave her goosebumps, or maybe was the cold water. She maliciously smiled and looked herself at the mirror.
Gemini giggled excited.
“Oh! That is a lovely vision alright” Sagittarius sigh. Taurus grumble something shyly, he didn’t wanted to admit that the idea Of having the giant weed on their feet pleased him too.
“How are we gonna do it? How are we gonna make him beg?!” The woman paused “How can I be sure he’s coming tomorrow?”.
“How about a note?” Sagittarius suggested.
“Oh! You can get him a new pot and put the note on it!” Gemini spoke. “That way it’s like a peace offer! You give him his present, you leave an enticing note that will make his roots quiver with excitement” their voice started to reach a high tone “and then we go buy a sexy outfit to knock him down!!!”’
Hilda looked herself at the mirror and lifted an eyebrow. Was she really that interested in Cagney to go through all that? She imagined him on his knees, with watery eyes, pulling at his petals in desperation, begging her to stay with him….
Scorpio was pleased with the exuberance of the constellations and now Hilda and fell quietly, waiting until it could encourage even more passionate plans.
'You better hurry up if you want to buy a new pot’ Saguttarius said worried.
'Can you just glue the old one?’ Taurus groaned.
“Yeah right, so he can keep it as an eternal reminder of the time we almost killed each other over nothing?” Hilda paused “ I don’t think so”. She hurried to her room, got dressed, took some headache pills with her breakfast and make her way to the second Isle levitating on her soft cloud. She headed to Dijimmi’s place, where she bought the first one.
In a few minutes Hilda reached Dijimmi’s pyramid in the second Isle and made her cloud disappear. Dijimmi was organizing his merchandise but stopped when he spotted Hilda.
“Well good morning, Hilda! Did he like the pot?” He showed a big smile.
Hilda cringed “Yeeah… he… he did but uh… I kinda broke it,” she decided to make up a lie than having to explain the mess that night was.
“Seriously?! ” The genie yelled “That was a masterpiece! How-Why-wh… Arg! Did you bring the pieces? I’ll put it back together with a little touch,” he waved his fingers implying the use of his magic to fix it.
Hilda face palmed herself. “I didn’t thought of that… ” she could hear Taurus laugh in the back of his head. She frowned “I threw it away…”.
Dijimmi frown “Well, that was a waste!” He crossed his arms.
“Yeah… ” Hilda felt horrible “I’m here to get a new one”.
“Not sure I want to sell you more.”
The woman rolled her eyes “oh! C'mon! It was an accident, plus, more business for you!”
Dijimmi hesitated but ended up selling her another big pot. This one had some interesting geometrical decorations carved in it. Hilda knew Cagney wasn’t a big fan of fancy stuff but the other pots seemed so normal, she really wanted this one to be special.
Dijimmi packed it up carefully and gave it to Hilda warning her to be careful and not to throw it away if it breaks.
“Don’t worry! I’ll take care of it like I take care of my stars!” Hilda turned into her zeppelin form, grabbed roughly the pot, and blasted away towards her home.
Dijimmi had the feeling he would see her again soon.
The zeppelin reached her home quickly and turned back into her human self. She didn’t had anymore wrapping paper so she just decorated the pot with a bow. She grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and stared at it for a while.
“… What do I write?” She asked herself.
Gemini started talking 'Love of my life, meet me tomrrow-’
'Oh! Come on! We are not dating yet… ’ Sagittarius said. 'We should go for something like… eh… dear friend.. eh..’
'He is NOT our friend…’ Tauros growled.
Hilda sighed and tried to concentrate.
Scorpio decided to speak up again. “Eager to continue what we started two nights ago. See you tomorrow. Don’t keep me waiting.”
Scorpio’s soft voice made Hilda shiver. This celestial entity had a way to say a lot with a few words. She liked that. Tauros thought she meant they were going to keep fighting and got as excited as the rest of them.
She finished writing the note with a malicious grin and stuck it on the pot. Now she had to be careful to bring it back to his field without that giant weed seeing her.
Hilda cast a cloud big enough to hide her and flew towards Cagney’s field with the pot safely between her arms.
She slowly descended to the carnation’s tree and realized he wasn't there.
'Perfect! He must be working in the field with the Root Pack or something,’ she thought to herself and descended to the ground.
She careful left the pot near his spot to make sure he will see it as soon as he gets back.
'Ok, now to choose the perfect outfit!’ She got back to her cloud and levitated high in the sky.
——-
“So I kind of live on the outskirts of the aisle, so we’re going to have a little bit of walking. First place would be the Clip Joint. Have you heard of that place yet?” He asked as they walked outside.
Isabella stopped the music and followed Cagney, out closing the door behind her. “I’ve been there before, yes. I thought it was a dancing bar but I’ve been told its more like a fighting club?”. She walked next to the giant flower.
Cagney scratched his chin. “Oh, okay, that makes it easy then. The place is owned by a couple of amphibians, Ribby and Croaks. As far as entertainment goes, yeah there might be some singing and dancing for a little bit, but once the drinks start flying, it pretty much becomes a fight club alright. ”
Cagney glanced in that direction as they crossed a bridge. “If you’ve already been, we don’t have to head down there unless you want to. Plenty of other, usually not intoxicated, residents to meet,” he muttered that last part under his breath.
Isabella chuckled “Very well, I guess I can meet them next time I go there to dance.” She kept following Cagney, twitching her ears at every little sound and trying to memorize the path they were taking. “Have you always lived here? ”
Cagney nodded, then realized why that wasn’t going to work, and cleared his throat. “Yeah, ever since I was a seedling. A lot of the folks you’re going to meet today grew up here, actually.”
“Lucky you, it must have been very nice growing up in here” Isabella said sincerely.
The carnation spotted the fence of the Root Pack. “Speaking of which, we’re about to meet some old geezers in a moment. They’re the Root Pack. They sell a lot of produce on this isle. Uh…. Just out of curiosity, are you a fruit bat or a vam-blood bat?” Cagney didn’t want to say vampire. It seemed to have some dark connotations.
She smiled at the flower’s question. “It depends on my mood…” she giggled, “My diet its mostly fruits and greens”. She paused “Say… what do you eat? Do you do that photosynthesis thing?” She asked very curious.
“Now when you say mostly…?” Mostly didn’t necessarily rule out other fluids so blood could still be on the table, but he decided against finishing the question. “Wait, what do I eat?” He repeated.
“Uh, huh. I guess I can do that photosynthesis stuff,” He realized, “But I got kind of used to eating, especially since Hild-my friends do eat. So I’m sorta a vegetarian. Eh, non sentient produce,” he added quickly.
“It kinda sounds like cannibalism coming from a flower,” The bat chuckled. “But then again, who am I to judge?” She said sweetly and instinctively licked her fangs feeling a bit thirsty for a warm glass of extremely 'red wine’. She should had have the cereal for breakfast.
Cagney gave her a sideways glance and gave a tiny shiver at the exposure of fangs. He wondered if she drank nectar. Hopefully from non sentient flowers. “Well, it ain’t. Although,” he admitted, spotting Moe and Weepy, “Speaking of vegetables, we’re going to meet a trio off them that have the intelligence of a squash.”
As they got closer to the field Cagney could see Weepy attending to some tomatoes worriedly while Moe was digging some trenches to guide some extra water away from the plants. He cleared his throat and called out, “Hey, Moe, Weepy!”
He realized they were walking to a fence and remembered Isabella was blind. “Hey, we’re coming up on a fence. They live in a field like me so get ready to stop in a few feet otherwise you’ll hit it. Which as amusing as that would be to me, will make Weepy start crying and it’s a pain in the ass to get him to stop.”
Isabella raised her eyebrow and wondered why would anyone cry to see her bump onto a fence. Maybe feel a bit sad for her, but cry? Maybe this Weepy fellow had some sort of intense relationship with the fence.
“Thanks for the warning”. The woman rewarded Cagney’s attention with another of her extra charming smiles and spread her wings in front of her until she felt the fence and rested her arms on it.
Weepy cleared a few tears that started to fall around his cheek and looked in their direction. “Oh! Hey Cagney!” He noticed he wasn’t alone and took a few steps back shyly.
Moe wiped the sweat of his forehead with his arm and looked at Cagney and his companion.
“Hey there, Cagney. Good to see ya survived the storm last night. Say, who’s your friend?” He got closer to the fence.
Cagney jutted a thumb at Isabella. “Yeah, wasn’t as bad as I thought.” Hilda hadn’t shot him with lightning so that improved the storm already. “And this is Isabella. She recently moved to the isle and I’m showing her around since she’s not familiar with the place. Plus, I threw her kid out of my garden the other day.”
He realized he was lagging a bit and added. “Can I get some of that water actually? Walking ain’t that easy.”
Moe scratched his head in confusion wondering if he heard right. Isabella laughed and waved her hand at the new voice.
“Uh… y-yeah, take all the water you want.” He made a gesture inviting him to come inside the field “It nearly drowned the tomatoes.” The potato pointed toward the plants that Weepy was still standing nearby. The onion felt the eyes on him and waved with a nervous smile.
“And, welcome to the neighborhood, lady. Hope ya kid’s ok?” He gave a sideways look to the carnation.
“Oh, it’s fine,” Isabella said sweetly “It was just a little misunderstanding. Besides, my little Mina can be very tough,” She said proudly. “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name?” And there was the sweet enticing tone in her voice again.
Moe slightly blushed and smile back. “I-I’m Moe, Moe Tato.” He stretched a hand to shake Isabella’s, but she didn’t react to the gesture. Instead she kept smiling.
“Nice to meet you Moe.”
Cagney dunked his head in the water and shook vigorously. He spotted Moe standing there awkwardly with his hand still out. “Oh, shit, right, uh, she’s blind so if you want to shake hands, let her know, otherwise you’re going to keep standing there like a moron with your hand out.”
The carnation glanced around. “Huh, I would have expected Psy to be galloping over here.” The carrot thought he was the most intelligent and fascinating creature in all of the Isles. He would never turn down seeing a new face…and maybe pulling a scam or two.
“Blind?” Moe looked at the bat’s milky eyes and waved his hand in front of her. “Uh… s-sorry lady. Didn’t realise…”.
Isabella was already used to this awkwardness and chuckled, it amused her to make people uncomfortable with her handicap. “It’s alright, dear.” She stretched her hand and shook his.
“Em… he went to pick up some tools. He should be back soon if you would like to wait”. Weepy answered hesitatingly to the flower.
Isabella’s ears turned to the other voice. “And to whom does that melodious voice belong to?” She asked sweetly, putting her charms at work. She rested her head on her hand, making her back to lean a little on the fence.
Moe was very happy that the woman was blind so he could check her out without any risks of upsetting her.
Weepy blushed and hid behind Cagney.
Now that he wasn’t the sole focus of Isabella’s charms, Cagney was more than happy to sit back and watch the other vegetables squirm. He thought about giving Moe a dirty look as he saw the potato checking out the bat but realized that would kind of make him a hypocrite and lazily allowed Weepy to hang behind him.
“That’s Weepy,” Cagney explained, “he’s a bit shy so he may not be shaking your hand, but he’s waving.”
Isabella waved back “Aw, isn’t that precious. Don’t worry, Weepy, I won’t bite… unless you give me a reason,” she smiled maliciously.
“I-I’m gonna go find Psy!” he said, red as a tomato, and hopped away.
Moe started to like this woman. Sadly, he thought if she had a child it meant she was already taken. “So… Isabella, you and the mister are settling in alright? Anything you need?”.
Isabella quivered slightly. “I’ve been on my own for a while now” she replied with a nostalgic tone “My … ” she hesitated, "husband … died long time ago. So I could use some strong hands to help me from time to time.“ She recovered her sweet tone towards the end of her sentence.
Cagney’s eyes widened. Shit. Well, guess that explained why dad wasn’t in any of Mina’s pictures. Hard to make an appearance when you were 6ft underground pushing up daisies.
He watched her recover remarkably well too. He probably wouldn’t be able to keep it together if Hilda died, no matter how many years could have passed. Even thinking about it was hard. He really wanted her back in his life but steadied himself. No need to get all worked up now. He’d think of something he could do when he got back to his field.
"Oh… I’m sorry to hear that” said Moe, admiring the way she recovered. On the other hand, that meant she was available.
“Well, if you need anything just ask! Not only we can sell you fresh produce but I’m a handyman myself,” he said flexing the weak muscles of his arms, forgetting she wasn’t capable of admiring them.
“That is very nice of you, Moe! Thank you.” Isabella replied with a charming smile. “You have very charming friends, Cagney”.
“Ha! That’s the only charming thing about Cagney, ya know!” Strutting up to the group looking cockier than a rooster was Psycarrot, with Weepy following sheepishly behind.
He slid in front of Isabella and smoothed his stem back. “The name’s Psycarrot, little lady. But you can call me Psy. I’m just going to show you a little vegetable welcome here,” he mentioned, taking her hand and planting a cavalier kiss to the fingers before releasing her hand back to her.
“Was hoping this airhead wouldn’t show.”
“Heh, Cagney, you know I’d never miss a chance to welcome newcomers to the isle! This here’s the best produce farm in all of Inkwell! Now I know that got you all excited but lemme tell it’s not just the veggies I’m good at. I’m fairly good at reading minds and I can just tell that you’re itching to know more about me and, uh well the others too, heheh.”
Isabella pretended to be shy by the confidence of the giant carrot “Oh my! What a gentleman” she said sweetly allowing him to kiss her hand. He wasn’t the first overconfident gentleman that approached her, but she hoped it would be the last.
The smell of the vegetables was making her too hungry, so she tried to focus on the fragrance of the carnation. “And you read minds too?” She asked, curious. “What else am I thinking?” She said with a soft sensual tone.
Moe was bothered by the presence of the carrot and his gentleman ways. He crossed his arms and waited for Psy’s answer. If he was lucky, his orange friend’s overconfidence might get him to say something offensive to the lady, resulting in a slap in his face.
Psycarrot’s third eyelid opened wide and he grinned. “You’re hoping that I am the last man you ever have to meet - No, no. Don’t deny it, I can see the hunger in your eyes.”
Cagney waved at the carrot. “Ya ever think you’re going to give the pyschic schtick a rest?”
“Schtick? Ha! I have the powers of the mind…maybe it’s more of a telekenisis type of ability but I assure you my mental deductions are always spot on.” Psycarrot eyed him now. “I could most certainly reveal your own escapades last night.”
Cagney paled slightly before remembering Psy was a charlatan. “You wish. Listen, Moe, how much produce do I gotta buy to make him buzz off?”
The woman lifted her ears surprised of how close he was. “Well now! I’m gonna have to be careful what crosses my mind when you’re around, darling.”
Moe was a bit disappointed for not seing the carrot get slapped. He chuckled at Cagney. “Hell! If only I kew!”.
Weepy smiled and felt better since the bat’s attention was directed to someone else. But when he remembered the tomatoes that almost drowned, he started to tear up. “Oh, Cagney! do you think you can drink more water? The poor things are gonna start having rotten roots if we don’t drain soon enough.” He pointed at them begging the giant flower with his wet eyes about to burst.
Cagney might be a grump but he knew the importance of rotten roots and nodded toward Weepy. “I got ya. Listen, Isabella, I’m gonna go take care of that real quick. Let them know if you want anything. I’ll be back in a few minutes.” He walked back over to the water and plunged his hands into the dirt to take care of the moisture.
“Ok, em… is there anyway I can help?” The woman asked, hoping there would be something a blind person could do.
“Oh no! We got this, doll. No need to get your sweet hands dirty,” Moe said as he grabbed his tool and started working the ground.
Isabella didn’t appreciate the comment but preferred to keep it to herself.
Weepy accompanied Cagney and when they were far enough he gathered the courage to ask. “D-did you really hurt her child?”.
Cagney hummed quietly. “Hurt is a strong word. Probably the right word. I was pretty sleep deprived so I didn’t do that much. Definitely scared the shit out of her and her friend though so I doubt they’ll be sneaking into my field again anytime soon.”
“Oh my!” Weepy covered his mouth in surprise. “Not a good start…You know, if you want, I can give you some Valerian root to help you sleep”. He helped guiding the extra water away from the plants. “Do you know what got Hilda so riled up the other night? Usually she would warn us when a storm like that is coming.”
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“So how did you all meet? You grew up here too?” Isabella tried to make some conversation until her guide came back.
Psycarrot beamed at the question. “How did we all meet? Why! That’s one of the most incredible stories you could ever hear! It all started with us growing up on this isle-!” The carrot began to drone on and on and on about magical spells and beautiful damsels and the importance of agriculture…
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The Carnation eyed the other members of the Root Pack and Isabella. It look like they were all talking about something so it looked like it would be safe to at least mention something to the Onion. Weepy didn’t gossip. Or at least he gossiped less than everyone else. Mostly due to the fact that if it was something sad, he would start blubbering and crying before he could get halfway through it
“I… haven’t really talked to Hilda recently so. She and I had an argument couple nights ago so I’m a bit out of the loop.”
The onion looked surprised at the carnation. “Oh no! Really? That’s-T-that’s…” he started to sob “that’s so sad! You’ve been friends since you were a little seedling! What happened? How can I help?”
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Isabella listened patiently to the carrot’s never ending tale, smiling when ever was appropriate and acting worried or surprised when the tale required her too. She kept twitching her ears from time to time, hoping to hear Cagney approaching and continue with the neighborhood tour.
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Cagney gritted his teeth. “Just dumb stuff. Nuthin to really do but wait and see if she kills me later today.” He wondered if she’d do it in front of Isabella or would she wait until there were no witnesses.
“Shit, Isabella. I gotta keep showing her the isle. Later, Weepy.” Cagney withdrew his hands with a slight “oof”. He probably wasn’t going to need water anytime soon.
Weepy dried his tears, thanked Cagney for helping and got back to the plants.
He left the onion and headed back to the beautiful woman. “Hey! Psy, story time’s over. We gotta get going.”
Psycarrot held out his hands. “But I was just getting to the part where Moe had to disguise himself as a beautiful spud to help me get our lease back.”
Cagney made a face. “I…didn’t need to hear that. Ready to go, Isabella?”
Isabella was relieved to hear the flower coming back “Oh! thank goodn–Oooh! We have to leave already?” She pretended to care about the carrot’s tale. “Oh well! I guess we will have to save it for next time.”
She hoped that next time never arrived.
“Yeah, or not!” said Moe turning, red from both embarrassment and anger.
And with that, the two left the Root Pack.
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Sorry for the delay! Had some techinical dificulties.
Also, since I´ve been partying all weekend celebrating my Bachelorette´s party, I didn´t make any drawing for the chapter.
It´s a bit sad to have a chapter with no pictures in it, so if you feel like it, you can send us your drawings and I will added to the chapter : )
Thank you for your patience and for reading!