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send me a ☏ for one voicemail left by my muse on your muse's phone
“Hey, it’s me. Listen, uh, I think I might have broken my hand last night? Like, okay, so I woke up and, uh, my hand is, like.. in excruciating pain and, like, I can’t really move my fingers? Okay, well, like.. Yeah, no. Not moving. But, like, so.. I thought maybe I should call an ambulance or something, right? But then, like, who calls an ambulance for a broken hand? Or for themselves? I don’t think people call ambulances for themselves. But, like.. I don’t have a car. So.. I mean, you know what? It’s probably fine. How do you delete a voicemail before sending it--”
send me a ✉ for three texts from my muse to yours
[ 3:54 PM ]: i passed out and woke up in a dinosaur costume that i don’t think i own
[ 2:39 AM ]: there’s a new one and she wont let me sleep
[ 6:28 AM ]: can i sleep on your couch tonight?