Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones(also tag the tagger)
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them
1. If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be and why?
I would like to say an oven because I’m so totally hot and make wonderful baked goods, but I’m probably more like a toaster because my brain’s always on the fritz, things I do are either overdone or remain frozen, and when I am hot, it’s so unexpected and clumsy that I may actually burn you.
2. Recommend a fanfic that you think I haven’t read.
A fanfic you have not read..Is that possible? Check with Savvy, maybe she’s written something today that you have not yet laid eyes on.
3. Solicit yourself to me. Why should I date you?
I’m a domestic goddess. Okay, so maybe cleaning isn’t my forte and my cooking skills are a little limited by my rejection of a certain food group, but have you tasted my hashbrowns? Obviously not, otherwise you would not be asking me why I’m datable but begging to date me.
Aside from that, I’m still pretty awesome. All I want from a relationship is someone to curl up with on the couch and watch TV, but also someone who loves spontaneous adventures. (Sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, and incredibly sexy accent voice preferred). I want an equal opportunity of eating Chinese food and watching Dr. Horrible or taking a road trip with an undetermined destination. And if you don’t want to go Celtic dancing with me? Not up for another TV marathon? That’s great too! You do your thing, I do my thing, we remain happy. The key here: I will never make you go antiquing.
4. The dumbest pairing you have ever shipped?
Oh wow. I can’t even think of one… *whistles nervously and shuffles away into a fast, awkward sprint*
5. If you lived in a post-apocalyptic game/anime/book, how long would you survive?
6. Best acoustic version of any song?
That’s too much pressure. Right now, the two acoustics I’m listening to nonstop are “Fight” by Lee Dewyze and “Let Her Go” by whatever band that is. Both are beautiful acoustic versions.
7. Food that you didn’t think you’d like but you do
Indian food? I don’t like spicy ordinarily, but I really like Indian food. I know you were probably looking for something else, but I don’t know. Ranch and fries?
8. Weirdest thing that someone has said today
So many weird things have been said today, but one of the strangest is a repeat: “Chicken tastes like eggs.” Now I know I’m not the go-to person when it involves the taste of creatures of the feathered kind, or any kind really, but I’m fairly sure this is wrong, because everyone else to hear it assures me that it is. Kalley, the source, refuses to be convinced otherwise.
9. I have basically given up on question marks, is that okay or is this a problem
It’s a tumblr post, so no. If it were an essay or, say, a hot-and-heavy fanfic, then we’d have a problem.
10. One instrument you wished you learned how to play?
Piano. The harp is a lot like it, but it’s not the same.
11. Ahaha look I found my question marks. End your responses with a gif that you think I would like.
I can’t do gifs, but if I did, it would probably be an Arrested Development one. Or Community, but those ones are harder to find without having to explain pretext. Maybe even scrubs. Or maybe I could just show you the newest OUAT spolier gifs that created new octaves in my vocal range because of the ships.
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1: You are now Ruler of the World with a 99% approval rate. This is only partially due to the fact that anyone who voted otherwise was immediately invalidated and then sent before the Minister of Education and your second-favorite pet dragon, Sprinkles. So congrats on that, I guess.
Anyway, how will you spend the day? Board meetings? Mid-afternoon tea with Benedict Cumberbatch? Perhaps a personal concert by your favorite band? Or maybe a nice evening stroll, plotting your next move while enjoying the lovely sunset?
2: I’m coming over for a week and you must entertain me. (Why, you ask? Remember that Ruler of the World thing from question 1? Yeah, well, that’s actually me. Sorry.) Figure out what we’ll do.
3: What is your favorite accent?
4-5. You are now in a chick flick. (For the duration of this post, you are at my mercy. Mwhahaha! I’m like Gabriel, just cuter!) The only way to get out is to play it through, and you know what that means…Awkward moments, sweet gestures, and feels-inducing declarations of love. So 4: what is the storyline of this movie?
5: What do you do to win over your love interest and/or the audience?
6: Random quirk or feature you find really attractive?
7: Find a mirror. Look at yourself in it. Appreciate how beautiful you are (yes, you too, male follower.) Preen and primp and smile. You may even say something along the lines of “I look damn fine today!”, “You handsome devil!”, or “Hello gorgeous. I could get lost in your eyes forever”. (“You sexy beast!” works well too.) There will be no flaw finding. You are wonderful and gorgeous and perfect, ok? Once you have finished, return and write your favorite color below.
8: There’s an attractive person sitting at the bar, looking lonely and gorgeous and charming. Somehow, you have gained the ability to talk to them and make yourself understood. However, you must introduce yourself with a pick-up line. Which one do you use?
9: Favorite quote of the moment? If you don’t have one, just the favorite quote from any movie.
10: I excel at procrastination. What should you be doing instead of this?
11. Create one headline/scheme/scene that would make your fandom go insane.
I’m not going to tag 11 people, because I only have a few followers and bless their souls for even following me, with my erratic, all-over-the-board posts and fandoms. BUT! Please fill it out if it looks fun to you. :) If I do tag you, you’re stuck. Do it.
If this doesn’t go with your blog (but really, what blog doesn’t this go with?), just message me the answers. I want to know!
