i made some ocs to say fuck you bioware a lil while ago. here they are in all their glory.
Lilah Brosca
* romanced Oghren * can take him and Wynne in a drinking contest (will pass out) * irresponsible little brother friend * loves Rica more than anything in the world (except maybe her joining pendant) * ships Morrigan and Alistair * is really bad at being a powerhouse, trains to be a two-handed rogue instead * once she's paragon, fucks with all the nobles and never married Oghren just to keep them on their toes * a little shit through and through * really loves drinking * main squad: Oghren, Shale, Dog
Iseril Tabris
* romanced Sten * assertive and dominating * ace as hell * fights with a sword and a shield * shield bashes her way into Sten's heart by vacillating between kind and ruthless * has a shitlist of People Who Should Not Fuck With Her * main squad is Morrigan, Sten, and Zevran
Shaellé Amell + Ophelia Hawke
* romanced Cullen * Shaellé and Ophelia cousins - share Templar boyfriend * Both blood mages/spirit healers * Shaellé wanted to marry Alistair + become queen but it didn't happen bc she's a mage so Anora gets the throne instead * Ophelia is best buds w Merrill, Varric, Aveline, Bela * Ophelia: purple Hawke * Main squad for Shaellé: Alistair, Shale, Dog * Main squad for Ophelia: Varric, Aveline, Isabela
Brieth Surana
* romanced Jowan * devout devout andrastian * main squad: Alistair, Wynne, Leliana * loves her blood mage bf in defiance of the chantry * hates the chantry but loves the chant + Andraste * really honestly so gay for Thedas Jesus * takes Thedas by kindness and smiles * and love of the Maker * never really forgave Irving for pushing Jowan to the brink * hates Lily
Giovanna Cousland
* romanced Ser Gilmore * good lil andrastian girl * can't stand Morrigan * would've married Anora to be queens (and also married Ser Gilmore to be her king) but that's """""frowned upon""""" * probably gives Merrill a run for her money in terms of gayness, adorable sweetness, and devotion to her S.O. * sweeps Gilmore off his feet daily. kisses passionately. he swoons * fights with A Big Sword and A Big Shield * squad: Alistair, Leliana, Wynne
Fiharri Tabris
* romanced Anora * angry about romance * gay as hell * is princess-consort because fuck the shems * is super sweet on her wonderful queen * is 100% Denerim alienage stock * likes to cause mayhem (MAYHEM) when she can out of habit from being an alienage elf * very very Fereldan tho * secretly a mage but so weak that she can mostly hide it from the templars and doesn't get carried off to the circle (uses daggers and stealth) * main squad: dog
Lathinan Mahariel
* romanced Tamlen and Merrill * very elf * talks in mixed elvish and common all the time * likes 2 stab w double daggers * is bi as hell and kisses her bf and her gf every day * is nicknamed Lath by both of them and they embarrass her all the time * calls both of them vhenan (Tamlen is sometimes lethallin and Merrill is sometimes lethallan out of habit) * blushes super easily * loves to fluster and be flustered * the three of them love kids and have approximately 3000 once the Blight is over (jk but srsly they love kids) * pretends the eluvian thing never happened * main squad: Zevran, Leliana, and Dog
Penelope Hawke
* romanced Aveline and Donnic * nicknamed penny * got unofficially married to aveline and donnic * is an archer who shot cupid's arrow into the hearts of the guardsmen * loves her lil circle mage sister * is a good kid who loved her baby bro so much * green Hawke * is friends w everyone bc she can * is a goody two shoes and never does The Crime except she always has to do The Crime * main squad: Aveline, Merrill, Anders * <3 eyes at donnic all the time * Varric writes friend fiction about the three lovebirds * he actually officiated their wedding too
Riellan Hawke
* romanced Cassandra * red Hawke * swept Cass off her feet * used her force magic to take down the seeker * only used blood magic twice - to take down the Arishok and to take down Meredith. that's it. she doesn't tell Cass * she’s such a hopeless romantic but she pretends she’s not unless her seeker is around * she flexes all the time. all th time * powerful and aggressive * loves her baby bro and protects him viciously * gets along with everybody but keeps them in line * owns thedas tbh * kinda arrogant
Jassi Hawke + Sa’renan Lavellan
* romanced Varric * Jassi is a sword and shield warrior * Sa’renan is a daggers rogue * Ren is only slightly taller than Varric * Jassi can give them both piggyback rides at the same time * they enjoy lots of cuddling * Jassi is a purple/blue Hawke * Ren is a nervous ball of fun ("are you sure" "okay let's goooooooooooooooo" *scrEAM*) * Varric writes a love triangle about them that ends up in a lot of hot hatesex * Ren totally loses it laughing * Jassi reads it like 5 times and is like "... uh. is this what sex is like" (she's ace) * Jassi enjoys lurking around the inquisition to steal lots of kisses from her S.O.s * Ren loves having Varric in the great hall so she can commit P. D. A. * Jassi's main squad: Varric, Isabela, Bethany/Anders * Ren's main squad: Varric, Blackwall, Dorian
Bicca Cadash
* romanced Vivienne * aggressively two-handed warrior * aggressively pro-Templar, pro-circle, pro-Mage (pro-control) * falls for Vivienne * they get together after Bastien dies and Bicca does her best to be the best for Viv * they Slay when on the field together * (Fight fight fight!!) * Bicca is very aggressively a Carta member * She is a criminal who likes control * knows she can control the Templars, hence siding with them * basically lives to please Vivienne and Cassandra (but mostly Vivienne) * main squad: Cassandra, Vivienne, Cole
Jupiter Trevelyan
* romanced Krem * Circle Mage who just wants everyone to be accepted * loses her shit when people are demeaning to Krem * is Mom Friend™ who can out-drink the Chargers * tells bad dad puns as a price for getting bandaged up * can heal A+ 10/10 very well * fusses over everyone * is the youngest (except maybe sera) in the inquisition and still babies everyone and is everyone's mom legit * gives Best Hugs Ever just ask Krem and the rest of the Chargers * main squad: Iron Bull, Varric, Dorian
Ryan Trevelyan
* romanced Dalish * aggressively pro-mage * uses storm + necromancy * protects her cutie at all costs * really flirtatious with ladies. like flirts excessively. always. 24/7. are you a lady? Ryan will flirt with you * slows down the flirting when she and Dalish get together * fuck the chantry * hated the circle so much she would've exploded a chantry to get out if she could * admires Hawke sososososososo much (heart eyes motherfucker) * sweeps Dalish off her feet and walks off with her. also borrows her bow from time to time * they do pda all over Skyhold like 24/7 * Ryan can't hold her liquor. she hangs around the Chargers. shenanigans ensure * bonus: throws parties in the tavern weekly and ends up shitfaced every time