oh so actually im violently homophobic can we get these slurs off my screen (joke i think theyre cute)

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oh so actually im violently homophobic can we get these slurs off my screen (joke i think theyre cute)
uhhhh, have these
yuuma: HEEYYY UH HIROTO
hiroto: yuuma? why are you here..?
yuuma: I THINK I KISSED YOUR BOYFRIEND?
hiroto: WHAT? WDYM "I THINK"? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?
yuuma: i was high on caffeine okay? i couldn't think straight!
hiroto: ... [calls karma]
karma, on the phone: ..hi?
hiroto: you kissed our crush without TELLING ME?! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CONFESS TOGETHER
karma: he was.. too irresistible?
yuuma: WAIT WHAT?!
yuuma: [angrily ranting about his latest interaction with karma]
kirara: [barely listening because yuuma literally does this everyday]
yuuma: [ranting about how much he hates karma]
kirara: [still not properly listening]
yuuma: —and then i kissed him [then continues to angrily rant]
kirara: WOAHHH THERE, HOLD UP LETS BRING IT BACK, WHAT DID YOU SAY
would the gang be cool with me making a sideblog for the sunset quartet
(sunset quartet = gakushuu asano x yuuma isogai x karma akabane x hiroto maehara)
it will also feature isosano, maekabane, and isobane (and maybe karushuu and maeiso but like, less since i'd rather give more love to my rarepairs yk)
idk its just been in my mind the past few days lol
one person reblogs/replies with yes and i'll do it
karma: [studying]
yuuma: YOU STUDY????
karma: bitch how do you think i got these good grades
yuuma: ARENT YOU A SLACKING DELINQUENT OR SMTH??
karma: well thats what i wanted you guys to think
yuuma: I THOUGHT YOU TURNED FROM A NERD INTO A DELINQUENT???
karma: i study in my free time
yuuma: SHUT UP??? YOU STUDY AS A HOBBY???
karma: i.. guess?
yuuma: IM DATING A FUCKING NERD???
karma: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR GRADES??? YOURE A NERD TOO, BITCH
yuuma: FUCK YOU
karma: FUCK YOU
hazama: fuck, marry, kill. your options are your boyfriends
yuuma: oh thats easy. fuck hiroto, marry gakushuu, kill that red bitch
nakamura: holy shit. no hesitation
karma: oh my fucking god, go die in a hole yuuma
yuuma: youre fucking gross
kataoka, whispers to hiroto: are you sure theyre in love
hiroto: oh very much so. they cuddle in bed together
nakamura: they dont choke each other in their sleep?!
hiroto: theyre very cute when theyre sleepy
hazama: yeah its fucking gross as hell how cute those two are when they arent verbally murdering each other
okay, okay im calling yuuma x karma, isobane, thank you discord server pals
anygays have isobane angst, same au as the enemies/rivals au from my last isobane post
during one of their arguments, alone together, it gets too heated and yuuma completely breaks down in tears and starts screaming about his personal life and then karma realizes that no yuuma does not hate him because of him, he hates him because of what yuuma thinks he *represents*. karma is rich, karma is violent, karma is lazy. thats what yuuma cannot be, he has an image to maintain. he cannot afford to. karma realizes thats why they always had the bigger arguments in private, yuuma dragged him there. no one truly knows what their relationship is. that they were enemies, rivals.
yuuma runs away in tears once he realizes what he's said and karma just stands there. unsure of what to do, shocked and upset over this revelation.
..why is his vision blurring? is he crying as well?
should he have gone after him? his heart hurts. the tears continue to fall.