#issax

[incorrecthmu]

Issa: Babe, can you pass me the butter?

Audrey and Elena: *both reach for the butter*

Max, bursting through the door holding a stick of butter: You called?

[emmajdestielgate]

ao3 user homoeroticmisogyny is the only writer i’ve found who understands multishipping issa it’s literally tragic their first posted fic is wr*va so i can’t support them!!

[incorrecthmu]

Max: Is everything okay?

Issa: Everything’s fine, babe.

Max: Did you just call me babe?

Issa: ...can I call you that?

Max: You can call me whatever you want.

Issa: Alright, Lightning McQueen.

[incorrecthmu]

Issa trying to flirt: You into cars?

Max not making things easy: Yes, it truly was a masterpiece of film.

Issa: No, I mean like are you a car person?

Max: I’m a human.

[incorrecthmu]

Issa: Hey, do you have a second?

Max: Not really, I need to get some sleep.

Issa: I was just thinking, if aliens came to our planet would they use the same math as us? I mean, no matter what planet you’re from two plus two equals four.

Max: I know, I know. It’s just...

Issa: I mean they’d have different symbols but the concept would still be the same, right?

Max: Help, I have a huge test later and this is the only thing I’ll be able to think about.

[incorrecthmu]

Issa: Being bi means you can only like two things. So I’ve chosen Macbeth (2005) and Max.