hey queen, big fan of your work (/gen). i heard through... the grapevine... that PARF is. apparently using A.I. to write their scripts for this year potentially. you seem to have insider scoop on everything, have you heard anything about this, or maybe have the same inkling??? inquiring minds want to know your hot take, especially with this years plot...
Squeezing in an answer before the season starts.
Using AI to generate the scripts would be a remarkably stupid idea. For all the regular reasons, obviously, but also because by the time someone has gone through and properly Elizabethanized the language, 'cause I guarantee ain't no program got a grasp on Elizabethan English, they will have put in the same amount of time and effort as actually having just written it in the first place. Though they might, perhaps, if absurdly big-braining, have deliberately used a second draft as their scrips for the plot shows in 2025 (I am certain those plot-show scripts were second drafts) to create a precedent for dialogue that is grammatically incorrect and just kinda bad, if they knew they planned to artificially generate it for this year. That amounts to a conspiracy theory, and I doubt is why they used second drafts last year.
The other reason it would be very stupid, unless my housemate is severely misremembering (not impossible), is that the 2026 scenario is recycled from some decades ago – possibly sometime 2003-2010, but even that's uncertain. My housemate used to go to the Faire religiously a couple decades ago but hasn't been able to in a while. I was summarizing the plot-show descriptions for them and they were like "yeah, they already did this, I remember it". If that is, indeed, the case, then it would be right foolish to generate the scripts when the scripts already exist. (Human memory is, of course, faulty, and can make connections that do not exist; and I do not yet have access to the programs before 2011, so I can verify nothing.)
I'll be honest, I don't know where you're getting the notion that I seem to have insider scoop on everything, though I suppose I'm flattered? I have access to the same information that any other patron does. I save much more information than most folk do, and I'm very good at remembering certain details (not always!), making certain connections, and analyzing things in a certain way. Perhaps that comes across as insider scoop? On the few occasions that I do, somehow, receive insider information, I am always very careful to not let it influence what I put on the blog, 'cause doing so would incriminate someone for giving me the info (even if I didn't say who did), and I'm not a narc. Only that which I learn on my own/can learn on my own goes on here.














