#it attacked me

[akamushiiiii]

WHY IS MY DESK SHARP?! OW

[thithesandofferings]

Sleep with Me?

sfw- what its like to actually sleep with them. 

Cloud-  He wants nothing more than to sleep with/next to you. He thinks about it all the time, but never says anything. Makes you go to bed first before he goes to sleep in another room. doesnt really know what sleep is to be completely honest. He’s been plagued by nightmares and he’s very self-concious about it. Thinks that you’ll hate him or think he’s weak if he sleeps next to you. You've tried to convince him, but he's adamant. He will not let you see him like this. But you take matters into your own hands when you lay on his lap when he's randomly distracted and he begins rubbing his hands up and down your spine- when he notices that you've fallen asleep and clinging to him. So tight. But you're sooo warm and no matter how much he pushes and prods youre not letting go. Cloud is stuck. But he's so comfortable that even he starts to drift off. Doesnt even realize he's slightly snoring on your shoulder. Wrapping his arms around you and resting in the crook of your warm neck. You feel so good, so maybe he'll stay just a little longer.

Sephiroth- Aint nevvver gonna catch this man slipping. Sleeping next to him requires a lot of t r u s t.  He has never slept with anyone in his life. Hojo has kept him alone for experiments and "no one would ever be in the presence of one of my studies." he's most definitely paranoid about sleeping next to someone. Takes him a few months into a relationship to even think of being next to you. Maybe even a year to get him into a bed with thoughts of sleep. He's sooo gentle about the situation. Hesitance squared with parentheses. he's scared that he'll attack you when he's asleep. But when you finally convince him- doing everything he asks in nuance to taking care of you, you make sure to  keep your breathing slow and even whilst facing him. Keeping everything unguarded.  You even consider sleeping naked, but that makes him just stare. He just watches you in wonder for hours. How could someone be so trusting around the most powerful man in soldier? He observes you for a long time. Forgets the goal entirely. Falls asleep when the sunrise touches Shinras buildings and people are heard whispering as they wake up. Knows that he has to wake you both up in an hour and he's ok with that.

Zack- Is immediately on you- you are now his designated pillow. "Give regards to the chef" he says to you. Barely has started the relationship and he already has his head in your lap wanting you to braid his hair cause it helps him sleep better. He’s with you because he trust you as a person. Why would he not want to sleep with you? Wants you pretty much laid on top of his chest while he's sleeping. “Feels like he has better dreams when you sleep on him” he says. Precious. This man is out like a light as soon as his head hits any solid warm surface that is connected to you. He also becomes dead weight and does not want to move. So you're just stuck. You have to strategically be in the bed when he becomes sleepy or its over for you. Though he will massage your neck when you both wake up if you have a crook or a pinched nerve.

-Keke

[murderousginger]

"He doesn't know, does he, pet?" He murmured, wetting his lips as he squeezed your throat a little tighter. "He has no bloody clue how fucking filthy you are. Poor bloke, innit."

[unhingedselfships]

i nearly died

[celibategeneticist]

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE BUT THE PLASTIC CONTAINER HOLDING THE CAKE IS AN ASSHOLE.

[tremorsvault]

The first time I held a ferret I thought I was gonna hurt it if I didn't use both hands, the most recent time I just kinda picked it up with one hand and slung it over my shoulder(I wasn't rough but I now know they aren't going to shatter if I touch them wrong)

[you-have-been-frizzled]

I’m bored

There was a kitty

[unfiltered-wanderings]

Llamas!

The young one was really aggressive