#it can!

[slitherbite]

i like how the yt i watch for yoga will be like 'nice easy simple wind down routine for a hard day 😊🙏💫' and then do shit like this that makes you question if the body can move like that

[should-be-sleeping]

*Puts potato salad between two pieces of bread.* Sandwich?

[trinity996]

lunch can be just an adderall and two redbulls

[lesbibutch]

Realized yesterday another thing that fucked me up about my appointment with that psychiatrist.

I mentioned that in college I was Very Bad but did manage to get good grades and graduate.

This psychiatrist told me, point blank, that if I got good grades I must have been doing just fine.

I'm sorry. Does being smart somehow nullify the fact that I at one point SERIOUSLY INJURED MYSELF by writing an 11 page essay hours before it was due?

I got an A on that essay. And an injury that took weeks to heal and was reinjured THREE different times over my college career.

But sure. I was fine.

[that-one-lovely-anon]

Hand is not babey. Hand will eat you like spaghetti.

[syntaxeme]

“it’s not MAGIC. it’s SCIENCE.” 

WHY can’t it be BOTH??

[solrosan]

Me, testing my new router: Can you make Tumblr load as fast as I scroll, bitch?