if fanon ghost were a dog he'd be a great pyrenees - gentle giant, absolutely lost without something to guard, utterly chill until there's an intruder threatening him or his flock and then all bets are off. yknow that one picture floating around of the anatolian with the blood all over its face and down its front lovingly headbutting a sheep? same vibes.
and if fanon soap were a dog he'd be a husky - scary running at you in the woods, absolutely focused on its job, until it no longer has a job and then it's eaten like twenty pairs of shoes and it's done it somehow affectionately












