#it hirts

[amzyrah]

i should've listened to the laxative warning on the gum bottle i accidentally ate like 20 pieces in one sitting my tummy hurts so bad ohhhhhhhhhh my freaking bro bro bro bro ouuuhhhhhhhh hhhwbhhhhhh 😢😢😢😭 💧

[king-crawler]

Introducing the Turbo meal at mcdonalts

No drink no side burger Only with no cheese no lettuce no tomato no pickle but extra mayo with 1 minute & 0 seconds of screen time. The Product allows you to directly absorb famous racer Turbo Time’s vile energies! If you start crying we’re going to have to ask you to leave. You already KNOW what he says’ “Burger tastic!”

[sinnersconfession]

Mayu Graduation

i’m not ready yet. i’m not ready to let you go yet💔 i’m crashing😭 i’m not a Mayu oshi but gawd you are one of the few members i love, support and watched grow to a fine young lady, from that cute Mayuyu-chan with her bunches to “the Mayu-san”, a queen😭 honestly you and Yuki were the ones who i got to know first in akb back in 2010. i wasn’t there in the beginning, but i promise to be with you til the very end😭 i love you! gosh it hurts, like i can literally feel the pain inside, like every inch of me is aching. ugh! Mayu baby😢 please stay a little longer, you don’t have to participate in the elections, just please stay💔

[pumkinpaws-archive-moved]

my heart aches. ow. ow it hurts. i wish i had love. i wish i was loved. i crave love. i want to love. i want everything to turn out perfect. when will i get compensated for this hell. im still waiting. id still rather be dead ?????? ow. somwone please love me out of pity. im pitiful. please love me.

[dobbiestdog]

i nneed to make a scratch amazing digital circus plush. or smth

[allrott3nn]

if my doctor tells me my jaw is fine idk what i’m gonna do

[pregduo]

cramping so bad rn something something expldoe

[via-fm]

does anyone else cough badly when you clean your ears