#it is 9am

[thenervousest]

playing and pausing the last episode of heated rivalry every 0.2 seconds to get good screenshots for edits and saying “yes that’s the shot!” as if I am a professional photographer on the scene instead of sitting in the dark screenshotting gay hockey players on my laptop screen

[midnightglances]

My favorite kind of weed is cocaine

To each their own, I suppose

[pneumococcus]

I know you don't care no i know you don't care but i wish you would care I JUSTWISH YOU WERE THERE :(

[brain-rot-central]

Astarion breeding fic with blood drinking to raise his fertility and he tastes their ovulation in their blood. Tav/Durge riding him as he's tied up and blindfolded so they're uh. Milking him.

[goldengirlschildhood]

I simply don't know how anyone is supposed to write a dissertation when reading on their computer results in almost instantaneous eye pain.

[bcyoureallthatmakessense]

This is me screaming into the void today bc im over it and I've already cried for half an hour!!!!!!

[krukel]

The photo isn't the best but dover is genuinely so beautiful

[nexus-nebulae]

me: if i had a mermaid tail then my knees wouldn't hurt :(

..

me, after considering it for like ten minutes: ...wait but then I'd just get Extended Back Pain