May 23, 2022
hdkwljddje i’ve only just barely started the baby selkie fic but i had to come and yell immediately because!!! potions of ripening and unripening! i haven’t even gotten to the end of that sentence bc i came over to tumblr instead but ahhh! she unripened jaskier! they are waiting for him to mature!! like an avocado!!!!! just! squishing him periodically! sniffing him in the grocery store! waiting for him to be ready for stir fry!!!!!!! pen help i haven’t even reached the plot yet and i’m already compromised!!!!!!!
the mental image of them gently squishing him like an avocado has me laughing so hard there's tears in my eyes