#it really doesn't work

[wadey-wilson]

marvel: ok so we reboot and recast all the x-men

marvel:

[bpdbuttercup]

my mouth hurts so bad I really need surgery to get a tooth removed and I've needed it for 2 years buuuut I still can't afford it soooo

[cripplecryptid]

im so sick of able bodied ppl, sometimes ill say smth like ‘im in so much pain rn’ and someone deadass goes ‘yo bro same i did this workout yesterday and im really feeling that shit rn’

[mrsbirch]

*disgusted noise*

Ugh. 

I’m so tired I might cry. 

It’s been a while since I had a sleepless night, so I guess it was time. 

UGH. 

Cassandra’s disgusted noises are my spirit animals. 

[wherewearebound]

my parents think every feminist is a lesbian I can't deal with this

[progressiveresistance]

As a weightlifting, treehugging, health foods store frequenting hippie

I really related to the "natural deodorant that doesn't work" sketch on Portlandia tonight.

[senor-tadpoles]

Everyone should just stop saying that Ryan Murphy is sexist and homophobic. He's gay! That means that it's impossible for him to be homophobic, silly.

Also, I'm a white cis 15 year old girl who doesn't know who the Scissor Sisters are:

I want a KeeKee!

And omg, Stony is sooo hot! Like, two guys getting it on is so hot. I love gay ppl! They are like the modern day Romio + Juliet!

[sunshine-babe]

Things that don't actually help me to get over my ex that I do anyway:

Run until I puke.

Drink until I puke.