#it said something

[sewer-sermon]

im constantly forgetting i can check my strawpage. these three in a row are killing me 😭😭😭

horror movie messages written in blood on the wall.

YOU CANT HIDE

WHAT YOUR PRONOUN

[vulturevanity]

They Might Be Giants has an oddly high number of songs featuring some sort of paranoia. Are the Johns okay

[sewer-sermon]

hi i am only tangentially involved in this but i hope you all have awesome days. ok. 10,000 vacation days through the internet if i could

🐎 <- and a free horsey

ohhhh fuck yes epic horsey....thank U!!!

[sewer-sermon]

NO....NO!!! SPARE HYMN .... THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!!

[sewer-sermon]

hey arent you that guy whos really awesome and cool and smart and always right about everything

[checks wristwatch] ohhhh shit that's me Wat it do

[sewer-sermon]

hai bird 👶👶

[sewer-sermon]

get a FREAKING job..heh.. YEAH.. i totally just FUCKING owned you, LIB.

FUUUUUCK IVE BEEN OWNED. I HAVE TO STOP POSTING FOREVER NOW. THATS THE RULES. THATS THE TUMBLR RULES.

[sewer-sermon]

i dont even know if you blog anymore but i hope you're feeling vindicated with the recent developments

ill be forreal, i stopped using this website pretty much entirely and have no plans of returning to it in the future. partly bc of that whole fucking shitshow driving me into a paranoid ocd spiral for months, partly because this website in general is just not at all kind to ppl with thought disorders and there is a very big and prominent community of radfeminists and pedo/zoophiles fully allowed to take up sanctuary here.

that said, a) this is goddamn hilarious and b) i told yall so