#it solves everything

[diphrinprime]

Misty the woman you are

[bloody-bee-tea]

At this point it's almost a meme for me but showers really do solve all of my fic writing issues.

[hypermoonlover]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

So

I've found literally THE answer to all of the world's problems.

That doesn't include writing a story or smth

SPOTIFY. PLAYLIST.

Literally solves all ur problems try it

[thedynamicworm]

Clearly the solution to my very obvious fever symptoms is to drink more caffeine

[matsunjun]

The last few days, I kept drawing good fortunes from DTL, and they have generally been good days. It can’t be coincidence that I pulled unlucky today on my DTL fortune, and started actually getting unlucky, cant it? lol

- debit card blocked bc of someone’s attempt to make a $75 purchase with my card info

- phone still FUCKING up and got even worse today

- rAIN I HATE RAIN

- then the news about not getting the job from a position I was confident I can do well in bc of all my damn sales experience

it’s been a boring and depressing day and I just want it to end indefinitely

[tacosanddrugz]

Shambles and Showers

Yeh so my life was playing the proper part it’s supposed too by being in shambles so I did what any rational 21 year old would do. Drugz to forget all my woes. Although marijuana is hardly a drug? so idk how badass that was. Anyways I got this great shiet that gives and amazing body and mental high so me and bff long time Miri were very productive and smoked a couple of bowls. And then she cleaned her room while my other bff long time and I face timed. Ayann and I talked and I stopped freaking out about my shambled life bc that’s what talking to Ayann does to me. She’s me ultimate mum. Anyways then Miri and I smoked more and I was blessed when she offered to give me her SHOWER EXPERIENCE. Which was nice. Here are the steps 1. Get high af 2. Put Vicks on every sinus area on your face. 3. Hook up speaker in shower. 4. Turn water on as hot as possible. 5. Miri then gave me a piece of chocolate. 6. Get in shower and only use lush products to do a full 8 shower (10 includes shaving) Yehhhh I was in there for a bit. It was lovely. And then later on I went and got tacos with Clarence. TacosandDrugz I’m telling you this it helps everything.

No but frfr the shower was amazing and that’s why I love my bffs long time bc Ayann cares enough to actually listen and Miri just showers me with love. Lol no pun intended.

[pallassathena]

anyway next time someone tries to language discourse @ me i’m just gonna throw ye aulde sapir-whorfe theory at them bc tbh thats all u need, ever