Feb 11, 2025
cinemas are great places for people who hate movies and also themselves to spend like $20 to have a mild 2 hour experience
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cinemas are great places for people who hate movies and also themselves to spend like $20 to have a mild 2 hour experience
why do i go through the five stages of grief every time i attempt to write a chapter
Why it’s not canon:
Han: “We’re gonna get married and we’re gonna keep my family name.”
Leia: “Yes, the title of the Royal Family of Alderaan should fade into oblivion.”
...
Leia: “Oh, son, you’re hearing dark, spooky voices in your head? Don’t be silly, Mommy’s got work.”
...
Luke: “Oh, nephew, you’re hearing dark, spooky voices in your head? Don’t be silly, Uncle Luke’s got work to do. Maybe someday I’ll start training Jedi like I was supposed to.”
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Luke: “My nephew is evil, a shadow is rising, and my mission to restore the Jedi failed, anyway, I’m just gonna abandon my sister and best friends and run off on my own without a purpose. To die. Maybe if I’m gone, everything will just fix itself.”
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Lando: “My daughter was literally kidnapped, like millions of other people in the galaxy, what shadowy organization could do this, maybe we should investigate, you never know, they might have the resources to build massive fleets, terrifying weapons, maybe even turn a whole planet into a mobile battle station! I’m a big hero from Endor and I have the charisma necessary to sway half the galaxy to my side...no? We’re just...not going to do anything because the plot demands it? Okay.”
Today may have been one of the worst days of my life.
So I’m getting drunk.
I’m not quite drunk enough. But I’m getting there. I’m drinking all of the things. I may even do shots.
I reached out to a secular therapist in my area.
I'm done with feeling angry, bitter, exhausted, and anxious.
This life isn't what I thought it would be, and it's time that I accepted that. I need someone to unpack my emotional baggage and help me throw away the garbage.
tfw it's finals at an Art School and you suddenly forget How To Draw 😬😬😬
Disney: This company doesn't support people who distribute Nazi propaganda...
Pewdiepie: *raises hand*
Disney: ... unless it's conceived under our creative direction first
Nick Spencer: *winks and gives finger guns*