Uh...so, Memory Beta did a thing.

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Uh...so, Memory Beta did a thing.
family history.
otherwise known as figuring out who to blame for my dumb-looking chin
main culprit would be the jolley line, but absolutely no one else is even trying to help me out here, genetically
i’m going through photos of wherever, trying to find someone, anyone, with a strong jaw that i can channel
my dad’s brother brad is the only person even trying here
cut to me yelling at a photo from 1980 “brad. brad where did you get that”
Me, as a child: If I had a superpower I would shapeshift! That’s the best superpower ever!
Me, now, ftm: I will now be able to shapeshift
the entire premise of science is built on the concept that “if you can bullshit it you can do it” so how dare you call my stuff “shouldn’t be possible!” and “abominations”
Trying to pinpoint what exactly the fuck I’m writing, and this is the best I can come up with so far:
Narnia meets the Golden Compass meets Fincayra, if Aslan were a robot devised by Leonardo da Vinci to bring peace that had to be hidden away when he discovered it could be used for war, and if our fated lovers from different worlds were immigrant teenage boys connected via mirrors and dreams, and if the magical land is mostly just Florence, Italy
My magic is like Posting on Tumblr about assorted sorceries, for solving all my money troubles.
reviewers on good games
This game is 10/10 it immersed me literally, subjectively, and objectively. But enough about immersion. How does everything else hold up? The graphics and visuals of the game immersed me at a metaphysical level, and the sound quality gave me this surreal immersion. But this whole review can't be about immersion, how does the story telling hold up? Well it immersed me-
look at my jen, becoming the cute gay shota boy
-Allie, just now about me