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Commissions - OPEN!!     *~Asexual~*~Panromantic~*~he/him~* *~I write shit and draw garbage for various fandoms ~*

[winekita]

R. Black Art's Ko-fi Commissions

Ko-fi Commissions Open! Click to see R. Black Art's commission menu.

Commissions are open~!

What I offer:

A Quick Doodle: $10

Traditional Inks: Full Body only - $30

Digital Full Render: Half Body - $50 | Full Body - $75

Digital Lineless: Half Body/Mugshot - $65 | Full Body - $80

Digital Bodice Ripper Parody Cover: Full Body only of two or more characters. Lineless only - $110

Most categories have add-on options for additional characters and/or complex backgrounds.

If you need a Full Body commission, choose the Full Body option as an Add-On

All prices are in USD.

Even if you can't afford a commission (understandable) please reblog anyway to spread the word!

My Site / Ko-Fi Page

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[crow821]

Pics taken 5 seconds before a murder

[embroiderycrafts]

Weevil Pun-stravaganza Part 2 by iLabrador on reddit.

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[verittean]

[followthebluebell]

i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form.  how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices.  how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

[the-art-cave]

Like this?

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[winekita]

This year's @cherribangevent was a grand ol' time, and I had the honor of being Cryptid's artist for their story Curse Me in Crimson!

Looking for a Ritual fic? How about The Ritual but it's Radioapple? This is the fic for you! Join Lucifer and his brothers as they travel through the totally-not-supernatural forest that may or may not have a massive forest spirit lurking around every tree...

[winekita]

The next chapter of Blasphemous and Biblically Accurate is out!

Chapter Title: Villain of the Week

In which Husk teaches Emily some fundamentals about Sinners who don't live at the Hotel...

[terramythos]

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

[ferrocyan]

piss rich reading comprehension

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

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[stuckinapril]

Very true

[molabuddy]

how miis stand when you make them say hi to eachother for no fucking reason

[cronenburger]

[dailyrothko]

And this post here shows there are a couple of different replies there were of course hundreds of replies. I even replied which I will now put here but besides making a joke about the famous quote, it was also Bloomsday

[tragicburnout]

[sugar-for-ashes]

[bitt-better]

[callizinc]

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want