there’s only one being michael would ever consider actually doing the dirty with but he won’t bring it up
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there’s only one being michael would ever consider actually doing the dirty with but he won’t bring it up
This one kid who would probably lose his mom in the supermarket and get confused crying for her. He goes on the nerves of everybody but still he's part of the coolest gang ever ! He's the sidekick in person
Okay wait either I’m stupid af or this is really hard? Maybe Thomas because this kid is confused .. no wait it’s Chuck right? Please tell me it’s Chuck D:
*calls Chuck Berry, anxiously twirling the phone chord*
Hello, I'd like to speak with Chuck Berry.
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...
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Yes, I can hold.
[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]
[Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl plays over the phone]
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SJDS;ljf dsak; fgi[ WHAT ONE FREAKING MOEMNT HNIUP A JSUT ONE FREAKING MOMENT
NJFDA;K FCHUCKLES CHUCK DISAPPEAREED/12/?!?!?!
doest this FREAKING NEMAN WHAT I FREKA[;GN THINGK IT FREAKIGN MEANS?!?!?!
HOLY GOOD FREAKING MOTHER OF LORD OF ALL FREAKING PLOTWITSTS HE IS ISN'T HE?!?!