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Jamil in the future with his child: Papa, how did you win mama's affections?

Jamil sweating as he recalls his terrible fumbles and pickup lines: I was uh, a smooth talker.

His child nodding: Oh......I see.

Later on a playground with the other children Kalim is there babysitting for you and Jamil

Viper child calling out to one of the other children

Proceeds to say the most atrocious pickup line to said fellow child

Kalim suddenly looking like a Vietnam war veteran: Oh sweet sevens NO-

*listening to West Side Story on shuffle*

Me: Hey, this is the original one, right? From 1961?

My dad: No, this is the 2021 version. I can tell from the voices.

Me: I have been out-theatred.

#theatre #west side story #theatre kid #it's hereditary #like my fuckin adhd

thomas “baby face” bordeleau

Blackhawks @ Sharks (04/24/22)

#thomas bordeleau #umich #san jose sharks #IT'S HEREDITARY #sometimes hockey announcers have rights

Jake: man losing stuff when you have adhd is the worst. stuff just like… vanishes.

Jake: people will ask "when did you last have it?" Well I don’t know my good dude.

Jake: I just know the confounded thing exists and I don’t know where the malarkey is currently doing that.

Jade: it was there, but then it dimension shifted on me.

Dirk: Just picture it in your head. Where do you see it?

Jade: I dunno, man, I have a REALLY strong visual imagination. I can picture it down the back of the sofa or under a mars rover with equal believability.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jake english #jade harley #dirk strider #mod terezi #jake and jade both have terrible memory #it's hereditary #jane has an excellent memory #john's memory is patchworked though

how the sides are with children

aka this hc i just randomly found in my notes from a year ago

You'd think they'd be good and they are: Patton

You'd think they'd be good but they're not: Roman

You'd think they'd be bad but they're good: Virgil, Logan, Janus

You'd think they'd be bad and they are: Remus

#in other words i guess the twins are just not good with children XD #it's hereditary #ts sides #ts sanders sides #sanders sides headcanon #logan sanders #ts logan #virgil sanders #ts virgil #roman sanders #ts roman #patton sanders #ts patton #remus sanders #ts remus #janus sanders #ts janus #deceit sanders #ts deceit

Random Person on the Internet: “What I don’t get is that Lorelai and Rory are supposed to be so smart, but keep making so many stupid and impulsive choices! That’s such a plot hole!”

Me, a person with ADHD: "Uhhhhh…” *whistles innocently*

#gilmore girls #adhd #they both have it #it's hereditary #lorelai is textbook #rory is the dark horse #holding herself together with lists #barely

Maeglin probably gets his love for his fair-haired cousin from his mum coz Aredhel and Celegorm.

#maeglin #idril #aredhel #celegorm #it's hereditary

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